Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:12 pm
They'll slow enough to be shot and easy to cook. Tastes like chicken.what's the average flying speed of the South African Sparrow?
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:25 pm
oops, i almost forgot to ask you, sir Eldo;
why have i yet to find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
where the H-E double hockey sticks is the end of a rainbow??
why have i yet to find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
where the H-E double hockey sticks is the end of a rainbow??
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:30 pm
Dr. Eldo:
What's the rule on double posting again? I think I forgot.
Is it a good Idea to use the edit button instead?
What's the rule on double posting again? I think I forgot.
Is it a good Idea to use the edit button instead?
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:47 pm
oops... 
never again....
never again....
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:59 pm
Because it's hidden.why have i yet to find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
Why the hell do you want hockey sticks when you can get the gold?where the H-E double hockey sticks is the end of a rainbow??
The rule is no double posting allowed.What's the rule on double posting again?
Indeed it is.Is it a good Idea to use the edit button instead?
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:02 am
Hey, you never answered my question about the rules!
Tempest wrote:With that, I have a question for Dr. Eldo. Why don't people reading the freaking rules in any forum I visit? It's not hard, it took me like a minute to do.
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:10 am
Maybe he thought the answers lie within your heart. 
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:30 am
Heh, sorry, dear patient. I must have overlooked your question. I'll try to provide my qualified and professional service to answer your sacred question. A full, complete and explanatory answer will be provided.
Because they r teh n00bs.
The answers lie within your heart.
Why don't people reading the freaking rules in any forum I visit? It's not hard, it took me like a minute to do.
Because they r teh n00bs.
The answers lie within your heart.
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:33 am
Hah! I knew it!
I am learning a lot from the good doctor. (instantly my favorite thread,)
I am learning a lot from the good doctor. (instantly my favorite thread,)
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:43 am
Doctor Eldo, why did you cheat on your doctorate exams?
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:57 am
...doctorate exams...?Doctor Eldo, why did you cheat on your doctorate exams?
Um, whoever told you that is a liar and a cheat.
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:31 am
Poetry at work.Eldo wrote:The answers lie within your heart.
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:38 am
Why are religions funny and gay?
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:27 am
Why are you funny and gay? Ermm sorry I didnt mean that.. The funny part that is.
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:31 am
Ouch. Who pissed in your Cheerios today?Buzkashi wrote:Why are you funny and gay? Ermm sorry I didnt mean that.. The funny part that is.
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:32 am
Word, someone had a bad day. Glad Temp knows im playin.Tempest wrote:Ouch. Who pissed in your Cheerios today?Buzkashi wrote:Why are you funny and gay? Ermm sorry I didnt mean that.. The funny part that is.
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:48 am
A group of angry athiests... Oh and they were Cookie Krisps.Tempest wrote:Ouch. Who pissed in your Cheerios today?Buzkashi wrote:Why are you funny and gay? Ermm sorry I didnt mean that.. The funny part that is.
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:59 am
To attract an audience and evoke controversy and dr4m4 for the people.Why are religions funny and gay?
Because of his avatar and sig, I bet.Why are you funny and gay?
The people who couldn't find a toilet at that time.Who pissed in your Cheerios today?
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:15 am
what aisle can i find 50 Cent in at the dollar store?
how much would 50 Cent cost with taxes?
What should i do with my vacation time besides watch movies?
how much would 50 Cent cost with taxes?
What should i do with my vacation time besides watch movies?
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:31 am
In the middle aisle.what aisle can i find 50 Cent in at the dollar store?
Depends on how much of 50 Cent you have.how much would 50 Cent cost with taxes?
Find a way to stop time so you could watch more movies.What should i do with my vacation time besides watch movies?
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:12 am
Why does two long island iced teas, a jagermeister, and a shit load of scotch make emo girls look do-able?
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:28 am
Why does dr.eldo get so violent when hes been drinking?
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:38 am
Which Beer is the absolute best beer in the world, and why is it the best one?
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:11 pm
Why does two long island iced teas, a jagermeister, and a shit load of scotch make emo girls look do-able?
Because that drink is a recipe for disaster.
Why does dr.eldo get so violent when hes been drinking?
What the fuck? Who the fuck is feeding you this bullshit? On the contrary, I'm a perfect gentleman even when intoxicated. Those accidents were purely collateral, casualties of war. They choose a wrong time to piss me off.
Which Beer is the absolute best beer in the world?
I can tell you the worse beer is Victoria Bitter.
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:00 pm
Its not cheating unless you get caught right?