Berserk Stupid theories

Post by **Skullkracker** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:48 pm

it was a really touching ending

I liked it Sandman, give us more!!!

Post by **Sandman** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:02 pm

There is a lot more where that came from stay tuned.... or maybe I should just wait five or so year to see what really happens.

Post by **Finito** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:23 pm

Im in class and I got nothing to do so...
The pirate captain reveal is identity as Captain Hook and he uses kushans alligators to kill the party 1 by 1 then when he fights vs guts he dies with a behelit and becomes a big ass aligator with a right hand hook.
He sacrifice his kids to become it. Then guts gets owned by the Godhands again and Skullknights just comes and owns the Godhands with his new sword. Captain hook survives by using guts as an hostage and he runs away. after 500 years of hiding on a island he finaly dies by scratching his balls with his hook.

Post by **Necromancer** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:31 pm

Nice story Sandman but as Guts said, Rickert would never be able to hate Griffith.

And yeah a real good stupid theory Finito.

Post by **MrFelony** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:41 pm

pretty good job sandman

Post by **Sandman** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:54 pm

Just taking what Miura gives me

He is putting the charaters into a situation of no escape so this makes me think that he was just teasing us about getting Caska back to the real world

And well the reason I thought that Ricket would be to do such a this is because he say what killed the hawks, Femto I think that would make him anger enough to chop off his head. Even though Griffith embodied the hawks.

I dont think Guts would have thought he could hate Griffith until he branded him.

Post by **InsaneNoodlyGuy** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 4:55 am

Sirphobos, if you've ever seen the works of Jhonen Vasquez, you'll understand. It has to be moose.

I dunno Sand. I'd have to say that was a little too good to be here. But, what the hell.

Post by **Finito** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:13 am

Rickert could just be possesed by some anger spirit or something that makes him really hate probably anything that makes him mad and he start killing innocent ducks and hits his own reflection in the water.

Post by **Necromancer** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:31 pm

Rickert goes Berserk huh, I think he'll grow up to be like Judeau and be cool minded like him.

Post by **Finito** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:06 am

Well Judeau didnt have all his friends killed by his respected leader to become a god and he didnt have a dick or he would have raped Casca when he had the opportunity.

Post by **Necromancer** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:21 pm

Hehe, the dick thing.

But Rickert maybe childish but he grew up to be a very cool minded gay. Similar to Serpico I'd say.

Post by **Loeviz** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:29 pm

Who knows, maybe Rickert gets ahold off a behelit and sacrifices Godos daughter to get to hang around with Griffith again

Post by **Finito** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:34 am

Id like that. And I hope he gets to have something to do with the death of Casca(because she will die or Berserk suck).

Post by **Sandman** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:03 pm

Loeviz wrote:Who knows, maybe Rickert gets ahold off a behelit and sacrifices Godos daughter to get to hang around with Griffith again

This has been theorized and it would be one hell of a good twist to the story. You got to know that Miura left Ricket alive for a reason, what it is we still dont know.

Post by **Finito** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:00 pm

How do you know that WE dont know?

Post by **Baz** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:35 pm

You know we really need InsaneNoodlyGuy and Classic like:

InsaneNoodlyGuy wrote:Just what ever did happen to Zodd's horn? It now serves Griffiths tongue, which is being stalked across the land by Gat'z severed hand. This dangerous hand recently defeated the severed body of the Count and the penis of Wild.

I'm not bias because he's a "fellow johnny the homicidal maniac" fan

but we need some more inspired theories these are getting to serious.

Post by **Sandman** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:24 pm

Everyone in the manga relizes they are GAY!!! Farnese and Casca Lez out while Serpico and Guts ....god i cant finsh this shit it bothers me to much.... kill them self because they dont want to be gay... there we go thats better then what I was going to right.

Post by **Finito** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:03 pm

Griffith doesnt seem to have a bad memory about his time with the governor. Guts just didnt seem to have a good time with Casca. Same thing for Casca being raped doesnt help.
Serpico must hate women for what they did to him up to now.
We dont know why Isidro left really maybe he had to marry a girl.
Farnese is obviously attracted to Casca. Puk & dontrememberhername...(I got to go so maybe later)

Its not really stupid you know, all depends on politics in Japan they might force Miura into it, They already made churchs accept gay marriage.

Post by **Loeviz** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:22 pm

Ok, I´m spinning further into the Gay theory.

How about Rickert is in love with Guts, sneaks into his tent while he is sleeping. Guts has a nightmare from back when Gambino sold his a**.
Grabs his sword and slit´s Rickerts throat.
Guts wakes up in the morning and feel like he wanna kill himself... Woosh! Godhand appears (All off this hangs on if Guts still has the Behelit or did he give it to SK?? Ohh well lets say he has it still) and Guts sacrifices all the women so he can be an apostle and finally be able to Give Zodd a piece off Steel he will never forget

And after that he makes Griffith his eternal slave for all times

Post by **Necromancer** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 8:40 pm

Why should the Godhand show up when someone tries to commit suicide. As far as I know they always showed up when someone wanted to not be killed. (excluding Griffith for he is no mere apostle)

Post by **Loeviz** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 8:44 pm

Well I said he "feel like he wanna kill himself", so they come cause he´s feeling miserable...
Anyways, I was just spinning on a stupid theory here

Post by **Sandman** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:42 am

That is how the count got the God Hand to come he had a behelit and tryed to commit Suicide and bamb god hand said give up your wife and have this power we can give you.

Post by **Loeviz** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:36 pm

Loeviz wrote:Who knows, maybe Rickert gets ahold off a behelit and sacrifices Godos daughter to get to hang around with Griffith again

Ok I was thinking on evolving this one here.

Rickert falls in love with Casca but Guts is in the way so he tries and run away with Casca. But off course Guts notices it and runs after them, then he goes nuts and tries to chop off Rickerts head, but changes his mind in the last second. Instead he showes (Dont know the corret spelling off the word) the Behelit he has with him up Rickert´s a** and then kick him around a little and tells him:
"The next time I see you I´ll kill you. BASTARD!!!".
Rickert runs away utterly schocked (And in pain).
He don´t know what to do now at all.
And then, Voila!
God hand appears once hes back at Godos cabin and then he makes the sacrifice off Godos daughter so he can be an apostle.
Once he´s an apostle he chooses to crawl back to Griffiths side.

And from here I´m a little clueless at the moment

Post by **DarkenRahlX** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:57 am

How did this redundant topic get over 80 pages?

Post by **MrFelony** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:56 am

everyone wrote:a whole bunch of shit

i think that sums it up

Evil Genius

Berserk Stupid theories

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