Berserk Stupid theories

[Necromancer]

Yes, but probably the funniest one in the whole series. I don't think they are even properly equipped.

They will have tentacles, you know.

[Arresty]

They must, it woudln't be borderline hentai without it.

[TheDarkness]

hmmmm pirkaf orgy....

[Necromancer]

As far as I now there are noe more pirkaf, Guts killed all those fairy tale creatures.
But if there were any left they would probaby kill each other and penetrate themselves with their dead body parts... like in the war games.

[Buzkashi]

We need insanenoodlyguy to come back and feed us some shitty theories. Hmm

[Skullkracker]

well...huhh...might as well...

[Your Dark Memory]

At the end of Berserk, Griffith will walk up to Guts and say "You've been punked!"

Caska, Serpico, Farnese, and everyone will then start laughing at him.

[Devil_Dante]

Now That's Some Stupid Shit!!

[Buzkashi]

Wow if that happened. I would personally kidnap mr. miura and make him rewrite it.....

[Necromancer]

Guts will - like Skullknight did - mutate, into some black hellhound swordsman. And the dog will show the monster kitties who the master is.

[Buzkashi]

That doesnt seem to farfetched to me at all.

[InsaneNoodlyGuy]

We need insanenoodlyguy to come back and feed us some shitty theories. Hmm

I have to come back when you say something like that.

After years of delays, Miura finally admits he can't do this shit anymore. Trying to find somebody else to do the job, he finally decides on Jhonen Vasquez, who takes the series in a new direction.

Now every time Gatts gets in a fight, he uses the word "Meat" in description of what he will do to his enemies. Casca is now drawn with what appears to be a lobotomy scar on her forehead. Isidoro is in fact revealed to be a monkey and is drawn accordingly. Farnese starts wearking black eyeliner and fishnet stockings, dying her hair black. The group has massive challanges as Kushan sends in demon moose to conquer the world.

[ucrzymofo87]

Wow...HAHAHA. you're good at those!

[LordMune]

Oh yes. He is.

[Devil_Dante]

He has skill in writing bullshit ... continue insanenoodlyguy I like it!

[Necromancer]

Farnese starts wearking black eyeliner and fishnet stockings, dying her hair black.

That would make Farnese interesting.
But I don't think it would look good on her.

[Buzkashi]

Farnese starts wearking black eyeliner and fishnet stockings, dying her hair black.

That would make Farnese interesting.
But I don't think it would look good on her.

That would make her HAWT!!

[MrFelony]

in the next chapter, it will be revealed that casca was only pretending to be mentally retarded and ashton kutcher jumps out of the bushes and shouts "you got PUNK'D!!!!" except when he tries to give him a consouling hug Guts cleaves him in twain.

[Skullkracker]

The group has massive challanges as Kushan sends in demon moose to conquer the world.

bwahahahahahahaha

Felony, I think that one was already said...

[MrFelony]

the punked part was...but with griffith and guts. ya i was a little mad when i thought of it i remembered that...as wfor the casca part no clue

[Devil_Dante]

Now Farnese is gonna leave, her father will commit suicide out of sadness.

[LordMune]

Schierke's personality takes a turn for the worse as she goes emo.

[Necromancer]

Now Farnese is gonna leave, her father will commit suicide out of sadness.

Her father tried to get rid of here before.

Emo witch omg. She will more and more use water spells as her tears to drown enemys.

[SirPhobos]

We need insanenoodlyguy to come back and feed us some shitty theories. Hmm

The group has massive challanges as Kushan sends in demon moose to conquer the world.

Hmm, I don't know...... perhaps large, diseased llamas would do just as well. The sort that spit toxic cud.......and hate flatulent women and bald guys with lots of back hair; then all would be well

[Sandman]

Here we go....

After 262 is the last battle!!!!! All verse all Kushan, Hawk, Holy See, and Guts's band. in the end all die but Griffith and Guts. In the final battle Guts is cut down by Griffith but instead of getting sucked up by the vortex, the four angels create a barrier around him and send him to heaven here he meets Godo which tells him he is not finished and sends him back to his body as the Light swordsman (His hair being all white now) When he returns the barrier spreads and swallows up Griffith's human form and shows his true form.... Femto!!!

Just before this happens Ricket and Skull Knight show up to see Griffith change to Femto. This enrages Ricket because he knows that that form of Griffith cost him all his friends so he goes down to seek revenge.

While Ricket advances, Guts and Femto go at it blow for blow. With things looking even and with Femto without his apostles he calls the rest of the God Hand. Femto steps out like a tag teaming bitch and waits for Guts to be in a position to be struck down.

Skull Knight calls out Void when he turns to talk to him we learn of their story(this might take a couple of chapters, the talking then the fighting) with that over Skull Knight strikes down Void as told by fate.

Guts takes care of the two lesser God Hand but gets caught by Slan off guard and Femto goes in for the kill but she gives Guts a kiss and lets him go. With that she tries to grab Femto at the last second but this doesn't work and Femto cuts her in half giving Guts a chance to strike. But with lighting speed Femto locks with the dragonslayer, while they look at each other Femto tells him it is hopeless and Guts says "...as long as there is one member of the Hawk left you will not win" with that Femto says that the hawk are dead and you gave up the hawk long ago.

With that Guts says " I may not be a hawk...but he is!!" Femto turns his head just in time to see Ricket swing Skull Knights sword right at his head severing it from the rest of his body. When he returns to his human for before the eclipse Ricket says to Griffiths shriviled body "The fire of your dream was getting to big, it had to be put out before it swallowed up all the air and killed everyone"

I like that ending but what a stupid theory we all now that Guts should strike the final blow, but you never know