Evil Genius

It's a Cerberus.

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In an attempt to reach demographics typically ignore by her, Martha Stuart breaks a deal with miura to be a guest in the berserk series. she will replace farnase, who in negotiations for her contract declines to resign due to a large ego and miura refusing to meet her financial demands. Martha Stuart takes care of casca and still manages to cook 3 hearty meals and keep everyplace and thing clean making the manga much brighter thus driving away a key portion of the original audience. as a result, Martha does manage in capturing a share of berserks demographic and a drastic reversal is seen in the manga. however, Martha is branded by guts and sacrificed after an cry of outrage after Martha Stuart has guts cooking pastries while wearing pink bunny gloves.

LOL... IMO, her end should be more gruesome and bloody. May I humbly alter her fate as: After the so called 'disgusting pink bunny gloves' incident, Guts sends her as a present to the new Band of the Hawks and there she gets raped by apostles in the ascending order of size. Griffith uses his powers so that she would sing Rape Me from Nirvana during the sessions, further aggravating the apostles...

not so much a stupid theory as a theory i just dont have any proof of or spent much time thinking...but if SK was gaiseric and he died while in the berserker armor...he could have made a deal at that time to become an apostle in order to save his life and the "four angels" that came down were the 4 god hands that existed then or he was in the ceremony and the four gods of magic (or w/e they are called ) came and interrupted the ceremony since there were corpses that had the brand on their bodies at the bottom of the tower...i dont think their corpses would have survived if they were eaten by apostles...

I think Gaiseric maybe used the berserker armor to fight the God Hand (who destroyed his kingdom), but "died" inside it. So, Flora, wich was his friend, "transfered" his soul to another set of armor, built specifically for him...someone who plays RPG might understand what I'm talking - Golem/Soul Jar spells...

It would be quite cool!

Cheers,

Khelegond

or FMA heh. there are just too many possibilities for it not to be speculation...hence why i put it in here

Agreed, sounds surprisingly similar to FMA. Then again, did they have any arcane/alchemist circles when they were casting? Could have sworn I remember Schierke using one.

well thats just typical of magic and witch craft. and its not alchemist circles heh . i doubt the alchemists of yore used them..though go ahead and prove me wrong .

If I were better at Paint I could attempt it.

heh, well she definitely used...whats the word...symbols i guess in her witch craft. alchemists may have but i dont think they would have wanted to be related at all close to witch craft or anything near it heh

Mr. Felony and Artezul wats with the rodents

Miura used me as a model for Guts.

and your fiance for casca? i did my cause of artezul but i thought it would be funny to have a rbanded one.

Me and a friend want to create a Game with a Necromancer and a Guts like Character someday.

[stupid_theory]It'll get really popular and I'll get rich.[/stupid_theory]

miura will sue you for stealing his idea of guts and then use the money he got from you to go on vacation indefinitely...

Then all the crazy berserk fans like me would hunt down Necro and make him pay for Berserk getting canceled cause of Miura's vacation

MrFelony wrote:miura will sue you for stealing his idea of guts and then use the money he got from you to go on vacation indefinitely...

Haha he can't do anything just because I got inspired by his work. He should be proud about it.

And yeah hunt me down, make me suffer, I would be pleased.

well brand you and sacrifice you...but to only get charge with one count of homicide, we would brand a bunch of cows and sacrifice you all together

Puck and Ivarela are going to be killed by an Apostle, but Gatts will bring them back to life by making the reading audience clap real loud and say "I believe in fairies!" The fact that the two are elves makes no difference.

Don't do that Necro... I'm warning you, I have a behelit and I can sacrifice you

RedEyes wrote:Don't do that Necro... I'm warning you, I have a behelit and I can sacrifice you

You first have to like or love me, you can't sacrifice people you don't care for. Don't forget this.

warning: this is going to be lame


You have been paying as much attention as casca, he loves you like judeau loved her

if you make Miura stop drawing berserk I'll care about you - in the form of extreme hate - just the opposite of sacrifice requirement...

I think he won't even care. Just because I got inspired by his work. And as if he would know that game.

Btw. we are getting pretty off-topic, so:

Stupid theory: Miura will love the game and play it until his very end.