Evil Genius

I feel...relief...
I see...light...

I feel...like posting a stupid theory right now, but I've been listening to a political dispute and I'm brainwrecked...

Well this is the stupid theories forum after all... I really don´t believe in it, but well... Atleast it fitted in here

Judeau was gay for Pippen.

corkus was in love wiht guts but couldnt come to terms with his homsexuality so he tried to kill the source of his confusing feelings

This relatively enjoyable thread is starting to get sickening

I can see people here yearning for an




and leave Judeau alone!!!

you shoulda been here when insane noodle guy posted a lot of stupid theories then...i dont see how its sickening, there isnt anything gross about being gay, deal with it . i think you're in love wiht judeau and you can admit it .

Haha, well maybe (Just maybe) Corkus really was gay.. I mean, he did look at women. But did he ever do anything more then that??
And his fixation with Guts was somewhat disturbing.....

Better switch tracks here, dont know to what atm..
any suggestions??

MrF is really crossing the line...I recently bought a set of switchblades, DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER!!!...it would be a ridiculously long trip for me

Anyway: remember how Corkus died. Maybe it was not interesting how Corkus was picking up chicks, but that dumbass threw himself on a blondie right efter being chased by a group of horrors. Conclusion: Corkus wasn't gay either.
And he hated Guts becouse he screwed up when they wanted to kill him, and wanted to avange that incident.

and Casca was probably lesbian, that's why she had a thing for the feminine lookin' Griffith, so there!

you gotta remember that this is "stupid theories thread" all these theories arent supposed to be true...so thats why im giving you a hard time . and im happy with casca being a lesy if you are, leave more things open with her and the other women in the manga, griffith, charlotte and casca threesome...adn slan for the 4...and farnese for the OH..Orgy Hand

Farnese's real mother is Slan and her father is unknown - could be any demon with some sort of tentacle. Slan is shagging Serpico like crazy (that's why he looks kind of tired all the time) so that he'll make Farnese leave the gang. Why? Because Slan liked pre-gang Farnese, a flaming sado-mazo.

MrFelony wrote:and the other women in the manga, griffith, charlotte and casca threesome...adn slan for the 4...and farnese for the OH..Orgy Hand

Now that's more like Felony. Orgy Hand...oh gosh, reminds me of American Pie: "do you need a helping hand?"

and they use behelits as sex-toys

now why the heck did one of my mosquito-bites start bleeding?

Loeviz wrote:Haha, well maybe (Just maybe) Corkus really was gay.. I mean, he did look at women. But did he ever do anything more then that??

And now every male virgin is gay?

oh i know, the band of the hawk was such a great fighting team because they partnered up in homosexual relationships just like the greeks

MrFelony wrote:oh i know, the band of the hawk was such a great fighting team because they partnered up in homosexual relationships just like the greeks

Dude... Not cool man.

well it leaves a lot of competition because only the best warrior gets to sleep with casca

and they were unfortunate as Casca was the best warrior among the Hawks - except Guts and Griffith of course.

well guts was the best so thats why he gut her...i meant to type got haha, and griffith was jealous, so thats why he sacrificed the hawks and then raped casca infront of him.

that's not so stupid...he only realised how good Casca could have been when he didn't have the balls for it...

MrFelony wrote:oh i know, the band of the hawk was such a great fighting team because they partnered up in homosexual relationships just like the greeks

I heard this about Robin Hood & Co...

"I want wings...and a bigger penis"
-Griffith talking to Idea

Skullkracker wrote: I feel...like posting a stupid theory right now, but I've been listening to a political dispute and I'm brainwrecked...

You could write what they were saying - it's a stupid theory thread now, isn't it

If I only knew which part was really stupid...
it was about gas prices, pensions, tax rates, political principles, the situation of the country...things that drive an ordinary mortal into a deep sleep

stupid theory: Griffith becomes king but grows tired of having to deal with all the economic problems of Midland so he tries to commit suicide just so he can get some rest, but realizes he can't until Femto is alive...

Theory: Gatts will defeat the God Hand, and as a result, they all will change their ambitions and become a pop band: The God Hand 5. Griffith will be launched into super-stardom, only to become a brown person later who shall be accused of being a child molester.

haha. will he molest elderly people? senior citizens BEWARE! bizaro jackson

I want to get molested by Slan. ;P