Evil Genius

you know you've read too much berserk when you start trying to see which people you know resemble beserk characters

You know you've read too much Berserk, when you write something like:

Skullkracker wrote:Nah...
the reborn Gr. looks so damn feminine so that when he meets Femto he can go at it and fuck himself...

when you have prety much nothing left to talk about

Ahaha Necro. I like that one.

You know you've read too much Berserk, when you write something like:

Skullkracker wrote:
Nah...
the reborn Gr. looks so damn feminine so that when he meets Femto he can go at it and fuck himself...

You know you read too much Berserk when

you tell everyone the naked little boy following you is your fairy.

You know you read too much Berserk when
you start sleeping with old dudes to get a "War Chest".

You know you read too much Berserk when
you go around telling random guys you meet "I want you".

When you start calling assholes a Corkus.

when you swat a bee and want it to turn in to a dead child.

when your wife/girlfriend's period comes around you tell her to watch out for Adon.

You know you read too much Berserk when
you go around telling random guys you meet "I want you".

When you start calling assholes a Corkus.

when you swat a bee and want it to turn in to a dead child.

when your wife/girlfriend's period comes around you tell her to watch out for Adon.

You know you read too much Berserk when
you think the sword in Braveheart was really small.

you know you read too much berserk when you start imagining what films like lord of the rings and army of darkness would be like if you put guts in them

Sortep wrote: like lord of the rings

Hahaha...Frodo could have just sat back and relax at the Shire...Guts would have beaten the shit out of all the orcs.
it would have been a mere massacre...

Mysickness wrote:You know you read too much Berserk when

you tell everyone the naked little boy following you is your fairy.

Mysickness wrote:You know you read too much Berserk when
you start sleeping with old dudes to get a "War Chest".

Mysickness wrote:You know you read too much Berserk when
you think the sword in Braveheart was really small.

Mysickness wrote:You know you read too much Berserk when
you go around telling random guys you meet "I want you".

When you start calling assholes a Corkus.

when you swat a bee and want it to turn in to a dead child.

when your wife/girlfriend's period comes around you tell her to watch out for Adon.

Holy mother of Jeebus!!

Out of generosity please delete three and imbue them into one! Quickly!!

Geez, how did he do that?
When I was replying Sortep he only had a cleverly descuised double post...

But: good ones!

what the fuck...i checked on the prior page hoping to god he didn't do it but he HAD to go to a quadruple post...okay dude consolidate them into one and make the other three posts dedicated to the greatness of EG or some kiss ass apology and maybe the rest wont flame you. 2 maybe, that can be an accident but 4 is just plain ignorance

you know you've read too much berserk when you start shopping for dobermans trying to find the right one to embody your soul

you know you've read too much berserk when you have your little sister put on a which custome and follow you around with a tinkerbell doll

you know you've read too much berserk when you only post in the berserk threads of your favorite forum

you know you've read too much berserk when you choke your girlfriend and make her call your genitalia "The Dragon Slayer"

[edit] four posts in a row bad... one concise post good

Sortep wrote:you know you've read too much berserk when you only post in the berserk threads of your favorite forum

Whaaa, I've been caught!

(I didn't know syphilis was near Florida)

florida is a breeding ground for all kinds of germs and mosquitos....hmmm....


you know you've read too much berserk when you manage to work in quotes from berserk in every sentence you are able

Sortep wrote:you know you've read too much berserk when you have your little sister put on a which custome and follow you around with a tinkerbell doll

i think that was my favorite.

you know you've read too much berserk when in attempting to find religion you end up going to the hospital for a broken nose and numerous scrapes on your knees.

Artezul wrote:Holy mother of Jeebus!!

Out of generosity please delete three and imbue them into one! Quickly!!

Yeah, I did it for him.

Remember, no double posting or even worse, triple posting. There's an edit button.

Now that we have all of these great "what if's" (and some not so great ones lol) we should vote on which one is the funniest and which one is the most true

Mysickness wrote:You know you read too much Berserk when
you start sleeping with old dudes to get a "War Chest".

You know you read too much Berserk when
you go around telling random guys you meet "I want you".

When you start calling assholes a Corkus.

when you swat a bee and want it to turn in to a dead child.

when your wife/girlfriend's period comes around you tell her to watch out for Adon.

You know you read too much Berserk when
you go around telling random guys you meet "I want you".

When you start calling assholes a Corkus.

when you swat a bee and want it to turn in to a dead child.

when your wife/girlfriend's period comes around you tell her to watch out for Adon.

You know you read too much Berserk when
you think the sword in Braveheart was really small.

....when you right big ass shits like this.

......

when you have over a 100 times more posts than the guy prior to you (buz and evilester )

When you chop your vegetables in an overhead motion...

MrFelony wrote:when you have over a 100 times more posts than the guy prior to you (buz and evilester )

buzkashi is ok... I was lurking at narutofan forums for latest chap. translation and saw a girl with 22000+ posts and 80 posts per day. now, that is some postwhoredness...

When you can only sleep in your Berserk armour...

When you punch every long blond haired guy see in the face....

When you get the branded mark as a tattoo.....

When you cant sleep cause your afraid of the evil spirits might take over your body if you sleep.....

when you sleep during the day so the evil spirits cant get you

Libaax wrote:When you punch every long blond haired guy see in the face....

Wouldn't that be Judeau?

you know you've read too much berserk when you meticulously scan the berserk stupid theories thread for possible hints at the future of berserk


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you know you've read berserk too much when you take mindwerks as seriously as berserk and pm psi asking him to hit grundbled with the banhammer for talking trash to guts