UNITED Nations chiefs today felt the Force from two Jedi....

Post by **Starlore** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:29 pm

Source

I hate how daft the media is....really...

"Jedi Knights are famed for their ability to use the Force – a mysterious mind control power".

You'd think they could at least act like they saw the movies! Fuckin n00bs!

Post by **Wandering_Mystic** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:53 pm

Infidels can hardly be trusted to report accurately on the power of the Force. Nevertheless, I find their lack of faith... disturbing.

Post by **LordMune** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:18 pm

Don't turn Star Wars into a religion you stupid fucking fucks!

Apparently the prequels were not bad enough, they need to shit it up further.

EDIT: NERD RAGE

Post by **Libaax** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:17 pm

Hehe crazy fanatics or what

Post by **Tempest** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:45 pm

LordMune wrote:Don't turn Star Wars into a religion you stupid fucking fucks!

It already IS a religion. There is a high enough percentage of them in certain countries that it is actually an option on information sections of tests/censuses/whatnot.

Post by **psi29a** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:51 pm

http://onegoodmovemedia.org/movies/0611 ... ormons.mov

mwah hahahahaha

Post by **Eldo** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:36 am

On my census form, I filled my religion as Jedi Knight, despite the fact that I'm atheist.

Someone told me that if enough people wrote it as their religion, it'll become recognised as one. And instead of Jewish holidays, I'll have Jedi training holidays or whatever that gets me out of work for religious reasons.

Post by **psi29a** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:27 pm

I still yearn for FSM (Fly Spaghetti Monster) to take hold from the atheists, and write it in.

Rah- men!