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sigh... its so hard to please everyone.
Look at my options. there are people from all corners of the world on this form, all united by Berserk. Name a Drink that is known and respected internationally. Hard to come by isn't it. I mean, i could have easily said Bud or Coors Light, and while i'm at it, i might as well grow a Vagina. In Corona's, and my choice of using it as an example's, defence, It is a Beer that symbolizes Relaxation. By drinking it, you're saying to the world "I obviously don't give a fuck" And it works out brilliantly because if i'm drunk off Corona, and you're making fun of me, you're quite lucky i don't give a fuck!

Now then. That being said, if you're looking for man drinks, i'd suggest experimenting a little. Try true German Schnaps. that'll give you a good solid kick in the teeth. Maybe hit the Jagermeister a little. And if you're in the mood for Vodka, don't drink smirnoff, especially fruit flavored Bullshit. Half the kick, twice the hangover. Reel vodka is pure and ice cold. After that, experiment with random brands of whiskey...obviously not in 1 night.
Keep discovering new drinks every night and the next Berserk will be here by the time you sober up 8)
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I love Vodka... skip grey goose. Its good but overpriced.

Finlandia is my favorite. Although I thoroughly enjoy the taste and awesome mixing abilities of Blavad. Its black vodka. Its incredible. Slightly grape taste from the herbs used in its creation in iceland or wherever the hell its from.
But its hardass vodka. Not many bars or liquor stores carry it but its worth tracking down.

As for Jager I can't drink it straight. I hate the taste of jager straight.... Jager bombs on the other hand are the fantastic. Jager and Red bull...
Great stuff.

Oh and my boss brought me back a really really nice bottle of Russian vodka from Russia when he was there last. Fantastic stuff but I keep using it sparingly because its not a big bottle and how often do you know someone who goes to Russia and thinks of you when buying alchohol?

Vodka and red bull is great too... probably my favorite drink.
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YAY, booze talk, bring it on.
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Well, it doesn't have anything to do with Berserk, but I suppose this is as good a way to kill time till the next chapter comes out as any.
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Jager FTW! :beer:

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Lol. I have to say, jäger made it big in the US. Noone drinks that shit here. We have other popular drinks - which I don't drink. Except beer.

But seriously, there are three types of drinking:

The after work drink: Beer.
The party drink, to get drunk: Beer interspersed with vodka, tequila, and other stuff that is not sweet.
And the cultural drink, where it depends on whether it's with a meal or not. And that would go to: Wine with food, and hands-down single-malt scotch for pleasure.
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My goodness, what have i started? :wink:
there are three types of drinking
don't forget tropical beech. if i were in the caribbean, i'd be drinking rum!
and i suppose thats the only place a man can drink margarita's and pina colada's. Jimmy Buffet can't be wrong.
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Chaos_Wanderer wrote:And it works out brilliantly because if i'm drunk off Corona, and you're making fun of me, you're quite lucky i don't give a fuck!
Lucky eh? Well, that's good that you don't care, because I don't give a fuck either. Seeing as how it was just a joke, and no one was actually making fun of you though, you may want to calm that shit down. ;)

I was referencing a humorous commercial I seen on TV the other day. It's a beer commercial that has Triple H and a bunch of other famous guys in it, and they make up these "Man Laws" that regard beer. I guess you haven't seen that one. *shrugs*
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Weelll, it would probably turn out for the best, anyway, Starnum. See, anyone who can get drunk off corona is probably rich enough to pay you compensations after they've beat you up after you made fun of them. Which is also why you shouldn't beat them up in return, because if the facts aren't 100% straight they'll also be rich enough to pay for the laywer to spin your words to hell and back.

Ack, lots of causality there.

And ChaosWanderer: I was talking mainly about the times when I drink. I'm sure other people drink at other times. For instance, before or after breakfast.
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I drink Fosters, the supposedly beer of Australia, except nobody drinks it here. Except me.

I can't stand the taste of Coronas. Really, I can't.
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*Twitch* My point was I wasn't trying to make fun of anyone. Jokes people, jokes. I guess it wasn't a very good one. :(

So, it's all good guys, ok.
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Starnum wrote:*Twitch* My point was I wasn't trying to make fun of anyone. Jokes people, jokes. I guess it wasn't a very good one. :(

So, it's all good guys, ok.
[Pats Starnum on the back]

It's okay Starnum, I got it. And even chuckled a bit.
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Well, he still made an important point. Beer is sacred, amen.

Starnum, don't worry, I'm with you.
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Sorry Starnum
:oops: Didn't mean to sound so aggressive there. Just defending the beer, thats all.
I drink Fosters, the supposedly beer of Australia, except nobody drinks it here. Except me.
Ya, i've heard Fosters is much more popular outside of Australia than in its home country.
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Chaos_Wanderer wrote:sigh... its so hard to please everyone.
Look at my options. there are people from all corners of the world on this form, all united by Berserk. Name a Drink that is known and respected internationally. Hard to come by isn't it. I mean, i could have easily said Bud or Coors Light
hum, how to say it...
we just prefer other beers than bud around here :D
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That's nothing new. Lots of people don't care for bud.
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Chaos_Wanderer wrote:Sorry Starnum
:oops: Didn't mean to sound so aggressive there.
Oh, ok, cool. Yeah, I agree. Corona is good. Unfortunately I haven't had Foster's yet. As for Budweiser, I really don't like it either.
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My favorite beer would be Shiner Bock. Its a dark beer which I usually don't like but its pretty damn good.

Its actually brewed in Texas... but by Germans. :)

They have a pale version called Shiner Blonde. Its aight but not as good as shiner bock.

Check your local bar for it next time your out. :twisted:
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Is it a real Bock or just called Bock? Bock has more alcohol, you can even get Doppelbock, which has even more. If you want to get drunk quickly on beer, you have to drink Bock. However, I don't like Bock, usually, they tend to be sweet.
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I think I will cast my vote for Val Deux Blond for beer and just about anything else with a high enough octane for liquor.
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Jager and the bathroom floor are my friends.
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You can say what you want, blueberry juice rules! :headbang: :LOL:
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Oooh, we now have a contender for non-alcoholic beverages. Do you think that our forum will be able to handle this?
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I'm in college and i gotta say i'm broke as a joke so every weekend I get down with natural light or natural ice, and on occasion what ever cheep handel i can pick up. It all gets you drunk and really that's what its all about. :beer:
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