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Eldo
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Post by Eldo »

My club has a couple of members.
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Hey, remember when I said I only had one member?

I meant penis.

I only have one penis.
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Post by Albator »

I'm Eldo's member, and I'm not afraid to say it, despite the Goat Grabber's attempt to make me switch member.

Eldo for president!
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Post by Femto »

Can I go into politics too?

I already have LordMune on my side (you'd better not backstab me, motherfucker!) and he could be vice-president.

Eldo could have Albator.

Buzkashi and his Goat Grabbers can go solo.

We could all launch for presidency and do crazy posters and shit like we did a while back.

Then whoever wins gets to kick psi and take his seat.

Good times.
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Post by LordMune »

Femto wrote:Hey, remember when I said I only had one member?
Check out my pimped-out title before making any hasty assumptions.

(I'm down for vice-presidency.)
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Cool, that'll give em a chance to repost thig:

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Heh, I don't think I have any followers. Ryusenka maybe? Heh, anyone else want to join up? The Emerald Knights, that's what I'm calling my group. :P
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Post by Bengal »

Starnum wrote:Heh, I don't think I have any followers. Ryusenka maybe? Heh, anyone else want to join up? The Emerald Knights, that's what I'm calling my group. :P
I dunno, Emerald Knights doesn't sound quite cool enough. Maybe you could hire me on as a contractor, though. I'd remain part of my own organization, but you'd pay my wages along with the rest of your following and I'd do the same work as your following, only more efficiently.
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Bengal wrote:I dunno, Emerald Knights doesn't sound quite cool enough.
What!? Guards, please remove this buffoon from my court.
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Post by Bengal »

Hey, if the Elven King is too cheap to hire skilled labor, I could always go see what Femto pays.
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My pay consists of bubble gum and 5 minutes in the bathroom with LordMune.

Tissues not included.
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Post by Gaiseric »

Starnum wrote:Heh, I don't think I have any followers. Ryusenka maybe? Heh, anyone else want to join up? The Emerald Knights, that's what I'm calling my group. :P
You wouldn't happen to reside in the Emerald City, would you? You know, the one at the end of the yellow brick road. :lol:
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Post by Bengal »

Femto wrote:My pay consists of bubble gum and 5 minutes in the bathroom with LordMune.

Tissues not included.
That's the best offer on the table so far. Not saying that you win the bid just yet, but you've definitely got top consideration unless a better proposal shows up.
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You will all come crawling back one day... *fades to black*
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Post by Lungs »

Except I, the paraplegic, for I have wheels!

*rolls to black*
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Post by Khelegond »

I still follow Buz... for I'm too lazy to change my sig ;)
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You have learned the ways of the Goat well my son.
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Post by Shaka Zulu »

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Buzkashi wrote:The Salon of the Goat Grabbers has many members.
You have two.
How dare you question the smelly nutgrabbing holy one?

Ofcourse he was talking of me, and my harem of sheep virgin priestess bitches( automatic members).

Thats it, your ratio of sheepshagging is cut to 45 a day, and all of them with Bertha(the biatch shares the holy ones tendencies for nutgrabbing and anally hoaf-fisting...even the smelly one couldnt keep up with her).
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Yahahahaha!
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Starnum
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Post by Starnum »

Hardo Gay, Fuuuuuu!
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Post by LordMune »

フォオオオー！

Now let's get this thread back on track.

Buzkashi is hot.
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Starnum
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Post by Starnum »

By disciple you mean bitch, right?
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Post by Deathbringer »

Femto wrote:My pay consists of bubble gum and 5 minutes in the bathroom with LordMune.

Tissues not included.
Wait a minute...
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