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LordMune wrote:Hey, it's nothing extensive surgery won't fix.

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A packaged and stripped Mune in bondage would be a good gift.
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Have a good one.
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WTF? Femto has a birthday too?

Well have a happy one then!

The only gift I can (and am willing to) give you is using your favourite smileys, so there:

:headbang: :kekeke:
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Skullkracker wrote:WTF? Femto has a birthday too?
Yeah, he was actually born from a rock with an enlarged left testicle. It's a rumour that Miura based Ganshika on Femto's left nut, it has yet to be confirmed. If it's true, Femto can sue Miura for millions because Miura drew Femto's left nut without permission and copyright infringement issues.

But anyway, they decided to give him a birthday because the rock had a tag that read 'made in US 4th of July'.

Anyway, jokes aside, I wish Femto the best, and it must be great to have a birthday on Independence Day, with all the celebrations and all. It feels like they're celebrating your birthday.
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I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
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Lol, funny stuff.

Oh yeah, that's a good point.

Um, Happy Independent Femto Day...or something.
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This thread kicks all sorts of ass.
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Have a happy birthday. Maybe independence day is when I'll make my comeback here.
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happy 4th and b-day!
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I'm taking the "Worst Member Ever" card from BasouKazuma and I'm handing it to Borg.

So it shall be done.
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But her birthday wish was so funny.
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It made me laugh. :D

Borg and Nomad... *grin*
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Femto wrote:This thread kicks all sorts of ass.
(Quoted for truth)

:PLUS1:
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I'm leaving now to see the fireworks/get hammered.

Have a good holiday everyone (except Borg).
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happpy bday dude, blow up something
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Femto wrote:I'm taking the "Worst Member Ever" card from BasouKazuma and I'm handing it to Borg.

So it shall be done.

Hehehehe. And if she was smarter, she would have noticed that the fact she shows that you get to her and annoy her is quite the BD present hehe.


Happy Birthday my man, hehe wouldnt want to see how you would be when drunk.
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The other day I was wondering if me bitching so much in this forum about stuff is just a product of me posting anonymously over the internet and not how I really am.

Then I started to talk to this guy at work about Superman and I was relieved to know that it wasn't.

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Show us some titties.
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Femto wrote:The other day I was wondering if me bitching so much in this forum about stuff is just a product of me posting anonymously over the internet and not how I really am.

Then I started to talk to this guy at work about Superman and I was relieved to know that it wasn't.

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It... was not... a product of you... not... posting anonymously... in real life?

*head implodes*

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the horned goat god wrote:Show us some titties.
I'm with buz on this one.

EDIT: My first message goes perfectly with my avatar, I just noticed.
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Femto wrote:The other day I was wondering if me bitching so much in this forum about stuff is just a product of me posting anonymously over the internet and not how I really am.

Then I started to talk to this guy at work about Superman and I was relieved to know that it wasn't.

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Hahahhaahaha :lol:


Good to know we get the real you.
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Femto wrote:The other day I was wondering if me bitching so much in this forum about stuff is just a product of me posting anonymously over the internet and not how I really am.

Then I started to talk to this guy at work about Superman and I was relieved to know that it wasn't.

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