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Happy Birthday Femto

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Apparently it's Femto's birthday as it reads on the chart, so happy birthday man.
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Fuck birthday threads.

My left nut is as powerful as Ganishka.

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mindwerks demands drunk messages from femto, just to see how much more of an asshole he can be.


have a happy bday.
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Believe me, when I'm drunk I'll be as far away from my computer as possible.

Anyway, I should get some sleep.

I have to work today.
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happy birthday femto!
you make this place lively.
=)
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Happy Birthday old buddy :wink: :worship:

PS: :headbang:
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Hope you have a shitty birthday, asshole.
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Image Happy birth!

I'll get wasted for you too :lol:
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SarahofBorg wrote:Hope you have a shitty birthday, asshole.
C'mon gurl, at least have a little respect for one of the best posters known to man. :P
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Femptoue....




make sure to use lube.
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SarahofBorg wrote:Hope you have a shitty birthday, asshole.
Hahahahaha.
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Femto is an old man now. :'(
"I love a buz" - LordMune, 2012
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Post by Quest »

hey its the fourth of july!
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Happy birthday man.
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Post by Libaax »

Heh its about time, i was starting to think the guy was immortal that he didnt get older :P


Happy Birthday!

Must be kewl having your birthday in 4th july, you might think all the fuss is about you ;)
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Post by Khelegond »

Congratz man.

About the 4th of July...I don't think he lives on the USA...does him?

Well, I don't know shit, so ... whatever :)
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Post by Albator »

Eldo and Mune kidnapped my jellyfish, threatening to expose it to boiling water if I didn't comply. I suspect Mune, being what he is, to be the brain.

Have a good B-day then!
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Post by Eldo »

Femto wrote:
SarahofBorg wrote:Hope you have a shitty birthday, asshole.
Hahahahaha.
Hahahahahahaha.
Albator wrote:Eldo and Mune kidnapped my jellyfish, threatening to expose it to boiling water if I didn't comply. I suspect Mune, being what he is, to be the brain.

Have a good B-day then!
Heh, I act alone. If I had done it, you wouldn't have known about it nor would I be a suspect to the crime.
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Happy Birthday Femto... may your left nutt burn infidels in balls of lightning!
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Post by BasouKazuma »

Well, why not?

Have a fan-fuckin-tastic birthday. Complete with a gay orgy or two.
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Khelegond wrote:Congratz man.

About the 4th of July...I don't think he lives on the USA...does him?

Well, I don't know shit, so ... whatever :)
He lives in NYC if i remember correctly.
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Eldo wrote:Heh, I act alone. If I had done it, you wouldn't have known about it nor would I be a suspect to the crime.
Whatever makes you sleep at night, man. I never should have let you in on my op to begin with, you screwed up big time.
"I love a buz" - LordMune, 2012
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Post by Deathbringer »

Happy birthday Femto, good to know that your left nut is as powerful as Ganishka, now i´m curious about the other one.
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Post by Eldo »

LordMune wrote:
Eldo wrote:Heh, I act alone. If I had done it, you wouldn't have known about it nor would I be a suspect to the crime.
Whatever makes you sleep at night, man. I never should have let you in on my op to begin with, you screwed up big time.
You'd wished that I had a look at your op to fix up all the apparent flaws, but hey, you cramp my style, man. I only work with hawt chicks anyway. You are neither hawt or a chick.
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Eldo wrote:
LordMune wrote:
Eldo wrote:Heh, I act alone. If I had done it, you wouldn't have known about it nor would I be a suspect to the crime.
Whatever makes you sleep at night, man. I never should have let you in on my op to begin with, you screwed up big time.
You'd wished that I had a look at your op to fix up all the apparent flaws, but hey, you cramp my style, man. I only work with hawt chicks anyway. You are neither hawt or a chick.
Hey, it's nothing extensive surgery won't fix.
"I love a buz" - LordMune, 2012
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