Berserk Stupid theories

Post by **Loeviz** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:50 pm

No no, Rickert is already dead by that time. Probably shouldve said that

Post by **t.A** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:49 am

A terminator is send to kill Grifith from future by skynet, but Guts falls in love with him and reprograms it to be his “housewife” (don’t ask me how he manages to do that=)))))

Post by **ZoddsNo1Fan** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:28 pm

In the ending to the Berserk story, Guts kills Griffeth, acquiring his strength in the process. He then becomes Gutteth who, with the godly speed given to him by Griffeth, can take out entire hordes of demon in a matter of seconds. He then travels to the abyss, and litteraly cuts the God hand in half. He then drinks in the vile plume emited by the hand, making him the next strongest to God only. He kills all of the god hand demons and appostles, save for Zodd, who he spare due to his loving relationship with him, but who is forced to never again walk the earthly realm.

In the process of destroying the god hand, he destroys the curse of his beloved caska and their child. All of the darkness over the world vanishes and life is starting to mend back to which will be the last age of man. Guts, fed up with battle, and the vision which haunt him daily of his horrid past, retires to Gottos old shack. He repairs the building, and lives happily with Caska and Gutsoudo, his son. He tells the tales of his journey to any wanderer who would wish to hear a fairy tale of a time not soo long ago. He lives in the shack happily until the end of his days. The End.

Post by **quraid** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:14 pm

the child actually belongs to Griffith.
Gutts will begin to love the child finally after a few volumes and they will appear to be some sort of a family but then Casca will die and the child will return by the side of Griffith.

Post by **Ruuppa** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:19 pm

Guts kills world.

Griffith stands in awe.

Everyone else is like "WTF^^ Mate?"

Post by **ZoddsNo1Fan** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:03 am

Im watching Griffeth about to destroy the entire world in vlome 42, but then i wake up and realize that Berserk really never existed....

Post by **InsaneNoodlyGuy** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:43 pm

Gatts, deciding to relax, takes off his sword, arm, and all his armor and equipment to take a bath. he accidently dies by breaking through the strasophere when he tries to jump in the water.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:16 pm

Oh come on man. I saw that you had the last post and I was all excited. And this is what you give me. UNACCEPTABLE!

Post by **LordMune** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:52 pm

It was good. Don't be ungrateful, Buz.

Post by **Finito** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:51 pm

Guts get slayed and caska(YEEESS!!!) too. When he wakes up he finds out hes been rebuild as a cyborg but he doesnt know how(he was rebuild by the robots army from terminator that came back in time and planted a bomb into him in case they would lose the war the bomb would blow and destroy everything except the space pods they sent in space to preserve their race). Guts with his cyborg powers is simply unstoppable and he start the revenge he always wanted, defeating everyone with his new and improved Homing Lasers Heat Detector Gravity Controller Sound Blaster Time Travelling Extremely Compact Dragon Slayer signed Opra. Griffith tries a final attempt to survive by running in time but Guts 1337z0r sword cuts through time and finish griffith. Guts makes himself at home in the demon world and chats with Caska's soul then he starts raping caska with his replaced cock the MEGA

SUPER

SOAKIN

ANTI-ELEMENTAL NUCLEAR PROOF PARKINSON DILDO

Post by **Loeviz** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:58 pm

Okey that wasnt far fetched at all

Post by **grimStar** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:30 am

is it possible that Guts is an apostle too?

Notice how all apostles have a "second form". And Guts has nightmares where he is transformed.

And it can't just be coincidence that he can kill all these demons and apostles.

Maybe him and Caska surviving the eclipse did this to them. hmm..just a thought.

Post by **Eldo** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:54 am

Did you happen to read the FAQ and especially the part which gives an answer and reasoning to why Guts cannot use the behelit and therefore become an apostle?

Post by **psi29a** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:36 pm

I wouldn't worry about it Eldo, this is the Stupid theory thread for a reason. Nothing in here should be taken seriously (read joke), the questions nor the answers.

Post by **Eldo** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:39 pm

Heh, I was just trying to answer his question because it sounds geniune.

Post by **psi29a** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:03 pm

Eldo wrote:Heh, I was just trying to answer his question because it sounds geniune.

I know, that is why it isn't worth answering unless you have something increadably saracastic or caustic to use on the theory.

Post by **dialdfordesi** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:25 pm

Skull Knight convinces Guts to smoke some marijuana. This is Guts' tragic downfall. He decides to forego his revenge because of it and eventually lives in a chariot down by the river.

Post by **grimStar** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:36 am

Eldo wrote:Heh, I was just trying to answer his question because it sounds geniune.

heh yeah I was being genuine. I thought I already read the FAQ, must of skipped that. i'll read it over again.

I thought this thread was about anything stupid or serious. My fault.

Post by **psi29a** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:39 am

grimStar wrote:
Eldo wrote:Heh, I was just trying to answer his question because it sounds geniune.
heh yeah I was being genuine. I thought I already read the FAQ, must of skipped that. i'll read it over again.

I thought this thread was about anything stupid or serious. My fault.

Nah, we just go with the insane theories in this thread...

Like SkullDaddy is the godfather of Guts.

Post by **ZoddsNo1Fan** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:05 am

while it's a long wait til the nex chap(just a week now) i was rereading the whole thing

first see this one.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vakantietresbon/73876496/
then look at this one
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vakantietresbon/73875840

is it the same man?? i do think so
has anyone other findings in the whole manga?

Hes following them!@# its god himself! i know it! and when the time comes he will own jooooo! hahhahhahhaa.

when the time is right he strikes, kills all the baddies and rules all!!!3the end. ...god wins.

[edit] ok i just had another thought. maybe it is satan!!! yea, you know like the garden of eden who gives eve the apple, maybe he gives everyone an apple and they all turn into little furbies, thus disabling all hope and he will stand on the throne of Furby land!!!!!!!!!1....[\edit]

Post by **Sandman** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:12 pm

Here is a new one for you... Griffith wont show up at the harbor until Guts leaves, but he is staying one step ahead of Guts and has already been to elfhelm and when Guts and Co. get to the Island its on fire and dead fairies every where then the only surviver is the king. With Guts, Silke, and the Fairy King needing revange they set sail to Midland for the final battle were The king can even the plain for Guts and Griffith to fight on....

The Fairy King is Yoda!!!!

Post by **Skullkracker** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:16 pm

and Skull Knight is Obi Van Kenobi

Post by **Loeviz** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 9:02 pm

And here I thought it would all turn out to be Skullknight that was the fairy king. Or vice versa, he can make the armor move by a spell (Of course) safe inside the armor

Post by **MrFelony** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:23 pm

i have a feeling something i said in the 267 thread is going to get moved here

Post by **Sandman** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:52 pm

Damn right, just got to stir the pot dont you

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