Ask Dr. Eldo

Post by **Buzkashi** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:03 pm

Post on this forum?

Post by **MrFelony** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:38 pm

that suffices as an answer to both questions...if a wood chuck could chuck would, then why hasnt tom cruise come out of the closet yet?

Post by **Loeviz** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:23 pm

MrFelony wrote:that suffices as an answer to both questions...if a wood chuck could chuck would, then why hasnt tom cruise come out of the closet yet?

Have you seen the latest episode off South park ?

Post by **Oro** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:31 pm

Ruuppa wrote:What is the best way to get a boyfriend?

If you are good looking and willing to spend lots of money on me,i am all yours.

Post by **psi29a** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:47 pm

Oro wrote:
Ruuppa wrote:What is the best way to get a boyfriend?
If you are good looking and willing to spend lots of money on me,i am all yours.

Never knew you where into men Oro. *grin*

Post by **Eldo** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:13 am

Why does Pacino always have to yell at people for about four minutes in all of his movies?

It's to make sure his voicebox is still intact.

Can you fake a mental disorder so you can get a much lower sentence on a crime youve commited? Or do doctors like you always see whos faking it or not?

If the person has worked with the mentally disabled and mimiced all their symptoms, it would be hard to distinquish him properly from other mental patients since he fits the profile. But yes, you can fake it, and I get paid to nod my hand and smile and just write some bullshit report that I copied from the internet.

What is the best way to get a boyfriend?

If you're a female, I'll answer that question privately. There will be different levels and criterias to fulfil, along the lines of Oro's response.

What is the best way to lose a girlfriend?

Cheat.

Post on this forum?

Register.

if a wood chuck could chuck would, then why hasnt tom cruise come out of the closet yet?

He's been jumping on his couch all day long to even give some loving to his closet.

Have you seen the latest episode off South park ?

No.

Post by **Femto** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:31 am

What is the best game ever?

I expect no less that Chrono Trigger as a reply.

Post by **Eldo** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:33 am

What is the best game ever?

Turtles in Time. It would have been Chrono Trigger, but Turtles in Time was more memorable for me. I'd say they're at equal 1st.

Post by **Femto** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:34 am

Eldo wrote:Turtles in Time. It would have been Chrono Trigger, but Turtles in Time was more memorable for me. I'd say they're at equal 1st.

Big Apple, 3 A.M.

Post by **Eldo** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:39 am

The best stage was when you had to throw those foot soldiers onto the operation room that Shredder was in. Best stage EVAR. Too bad the latest Turtles games suck so much.

Post by **Femto** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:42 am

Fighting Krang on hoverboards is classic.

Chrono Trigger is better though.

I hereby forbid you to answer anymore questions due to poor taste.

Website · Post by **BasouKazuma** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:43 am

Femto wrote:Big Apple, 3 A.M.

Lol, my brothers and I used to always joke around about that.

Post by **Femto** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:44 am

I still do.

That's why I posted it.

Post by **Ambient** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:28 am

has the trix rabbit ever gotten to eat his own damn cereal yet?
poor rabbit...

Post by **Buzkashi** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:52 am

The asain trix rabbit did. Oh.. he got those kids good.

Post by **Femto** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:53 am

Buzkashi wrote:The asain trix rabbit did. Oh.. he got those kids good.

Thumbs up on the Family Guy reference to the Buz man.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:53 am

Then I demand that you give me a thumbs up emoticon...and fast.

Post by **Femto** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:54 am

I'm sorry, thumbs up emoticon is too faggot for me.

Post by **Tempest** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:00 am

Femto wrote:Fighting Krang on hoverboards is classic.

Chrono Trigger is better though.

I hereby forbid you to answer anymore questions due to poor taste.

I just got a rom and am currently re-playing Chrono Trigger.

This will make about the 5th time I've played it, through 3 different medias (SNES, PS Port, Rom)

Post by **Finito** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:56 pm

This thread is for consulting our precious doctor... Ask for help at least if your posting here. Chrono Trigger pwns and ive finished it like 20 times or more. Chrono cross sucked so bad, I puked playing it.

What is the suckiest video game you ever played?

Is there someone who is more knoledgeable than you? if yes who?

Post by **Loeviz** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:05 pm

If Dr. Phil asked you to participate in a Tv debate concerning who gives the best advice (And the most accurate prognose´s), would you do it?

Post by **Finito** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:50 pm

Loeviz wrote:If Dr. Phil asked you to participate in a Tv debate concerning who gives the best advice (And the most accurate prognose´s), would you do it?

If he asked really nicely and pretty convincing

Post by **Eldo** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:56 pm

What is the suckiest video game you ever played?

Blues Brothers.

Is there someone who is more knoledgeable than you? if yes who?

I would like to think that I'm close to omnipotence.

If Dr. Phil asked you to participate in a Tv debate concerning who gives the best advice (And the most accurate prognose´s), would you do it?

No, that would mean that I'm fucking selling out. And that's when I will charge you money for each question you ask.

Post by **Ruuppa** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:44 pm

How do I win the Super-Charged Biting Cat in Azumanga Fighter?

Post by **Eldo** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:48 am

How do I win the Super-Charged Biting Cat in Azumanga Fighter?

By not fighting it.