Berserk Stupid theories

[dialdfordesi]

Silat, a devout hindu, decides to attack the Kushan emperor (his name seems to have eluded me) after seeing him eat a cow. He dies and is reincarnated as a behelit. Funny? No. Stupid? Yes.

[InsaneNoodlyGuy]

After everybody finally convines him how dangerous the thing is, Gatts trades in his Behilt to a man with a serious love of nails and scarring for a shiny puzzle box called the Lament Configuration. Casca manages to solve it, her and Gatts get sucked in.

Cenobite Casca has a tendency to cut peoples tongues out. Cenobite Gatts destroys the new Band of the Hawk, kills Griffith and the godhands and then takes over hell, all in about 29 minutes (the first five were spent figuring out how to hold the dragon slayer in his now thumbless hands). Idea and the Leviathan fight, both basically jam up each other and just look really disgusting. After a few days, they start to smell something awful as Leviathan rusts and Idea rots. This enters the residents of both dimensions into a new level of suffering.

[Ayanami]

InsaneNoodlyGuy, your sig is far too tall. The sig limit in height is 160 pixels.

[Eldo]

Yeah, that sig needs to be reduced to it's limit. Probably removing the black borders should suffice.

[Ayanami]

Yeah, that sig needs to be reduced to it's limit. Probably removing the black borders should suffice.

I don't know, it is pretty tall, a good 40 pixels. I think he will need to re size the sig entirely.

[Necromancer]

Stupid teory: Ayanami is back and he's in naging mood.
Of course it's true, the sig is too tall.

[Eldo]

Ayanami is helping me do my job because I'm usually too lazy to check or notice it. If the sig is too big, change it. I don't look at anyone else's besides my own, nowadays. All of youses sigs sux0rz.

[Grahf]

well I'm still waitng for the next orgy scene in the manga.

[MrFelony]

maybe he could stretch it out too, thats make it look niiiice and funny

[Starnum]

Heh, orgies are cool.

[Necromancer]

If you aren't forced in they are cool.

[InsaneNoodlyGuy]

Goddamn. I put up a theory and all anybody notices is my sig. Nobody ever compained about it before *gets all pouty*

[LordMune]

Don't worry InsaneNoodleGuy, I still love you (although everyone else doesn't).

[Starnum]

Meh, the latest theory was a little too convoluted. I still like the Gatts hand and the Zodd horn one better.

[InsaneNoodlyGuy]

Well, Criticisim of the theory is better then criticism of the sig.

Yeah Star, I'm afraid i'm never going to top that one.

There. Fixed. Happy ya picky bastards?

[Eldo]

Yeah, I'm, uh, overjoyed, or something.

[Arresty]

well I'm still waitng for the next orgy scene in the manga.

Trolls or no trolls that is the questions.

[TheDarkness]

i prefer em without the trolls thank you very much. besides we already passed the trolls in the manga. next we have an orgy with them crooked teethed kitties

[Arresty]

No we need the elf orgy, but that will be after we get to Elfhelm.

[TheDarkness]

that will be even further in the manga.... several orgy's further i think

[Arresty]

Yes, but probably the funniest one in the whole series. I don't think they are even properly equipped.

[TheDarkness]

why should they.... they just dive in completely

[Arresty]

Go for a swim in the process.


Thank god this is the stupid theories thread.

[TheDarkness]

thank anything considered holy it is yes.... but just for the record.... don't make this into an omake....

[Arresty]

I am waiting before I do my next omake, until I get some good material, though some elf sex would be quality.