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Starnum wrote:Hm, good point. Guts is indeed the official spelling, but I perfer to write it Gatts. Both are acceptable, but I think Guts sounds stupid. *sigh* I guess I'll calm it down then. As long as the names are written in an acceptable form, then I won't worry about it.
Ijidro is used somewhere... though I'm not really particular. Isidro (Though the extra o in Ijidoro was a typo, my bad) then. Either way... WHY THE HELL IS THIS BEING USED FOR GRAMMER!

*cannot smack the elven king, so urinates on him instead. Cause he's a noodle. And a guy. Plus, insane. That's how I roll, biotches*

Get back to coming up with inane theories! I can't keep this going by myself!

Gatts, being short on cash, did briefly consider it when Serpico offered him 4 silver for a night with Isidro. He had to let some of his anger at Gambino go, cause god damn it, that silver was pretty tempting. But instead, he just kicked Serpico in the nuts. Really hard.
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*As the little noodle bastard attempts to piss on Starnum, he finds that he becomes immobilized as the urine flows into his own mouth and he's forced to drink it. All the while, Starnum just glares at the freak as if he's one sick individual*

That's why.
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Gay deer... Just doesn't quite fit... :?
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InsaneNoodlyGuy: now now, that isn't very nice. jump back on topic and away form Starnum's nose or some major editing is going to be done to this thread. :D
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Tisk tisk tisk.... Noddle you will learn from your mistakes when starnum see that.....Yes, yes you will.
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Bah. He started this fight. And Geez psi, I tried to get this back on topic! But...

If gats had taken his elemental weapon, and Azan joined the crew and got his earth axe, then combined with Schierke's heart power their powers would combine and form Captin Slamit. Kinda like Captin planet only alot more violent and into wrestling.
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Captain Planet? :lol:
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psi29a wrote:InsaneNoodlyGuy: now now, that isn't very nice. jump back on topic and away form Starnum's nose or some major editing is going to be done to this thread. :D
Oops, to late.

*Before the Insane Noodle can even move within the immediate location of Starnum, he is stopped dead in his tracks. It seems by holding up his hand, the Elven King has completely paralyzed the unlearning fool*

Away.

*Insane is thrown back at incredible speeds and smashed into a stonewall, which gives under his impact. As the noodle and rocky debris collapse to the ground, Starnum shakes his head in disappointment*

All right, this has gone far enough. I was simply playing around to begin with. No need to continue such futile attempts. I’ll let you be if you stop with the weak attempts to even draw near to me. However, if you persist, I’ll be forced to use degrading and lethal force.
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*randomly begins dancing* Boobs are hiding in my sprite can! The Cinnamon toast crunch can't handle my spongy love! Run Robert Evans, Run!

I think it has something to do with my inherant chaos power.
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Really…um…that’s interesting. Lay off the crack pal.

By the way, this all started when you tried to bitch slap the group, which I was a part of. Therefore, you sir, are the starter of this mess. Anyway, you obviously, much like Buzkashi, have no idea how these things work, so let’s just drop it.
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I'm not on crack! I'm insane! If you didn't have that Alarm clock sucking on your eyeball, you'd realize that. And the group needed to be bitchsmacked. Still does, since the conversation keeps drifting from stupid theories. And why you dragging Buzkashi into this?
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Yes, you are indeed insane *chuckles*. Well, the fact that this thread is dedicated to stupid bullshit really doesn't warrant any kind of respect for it. However, I do find your silly little comments to be humorous. So, go on my friend, do what you do so well. Be the insane little noodle man that you are.
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Can do. *begins attacking the dirt*
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Can't belive I didn't think of this before.

The mysterious child is NOT Gatts and Casca's child. It is their GRANDCHILD. Evil Demon baby, who is still alive, grows up to be Evil Demon Boy, then Evil Demon man. He hooks up with Schierke, and they have a kid who has all sorts of powers and travels back in time to meet his grandparents, since they died or something.


*there, back on track*
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He dragged me into this because i made the same futile efforts you did......
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Gatts will die, and become a Shinigami to fight Griffith. His sword will be so huge it will scratch the clouds. *bleach reference, to those who don't get it*
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The noodly part in insanes name refers to his cock. Learning of this Gutts laughs so hard that his heart explodes.
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Buzkashi wrote:The noodly part in insanes name refers to his cock. Learning of this Gutts laughs so hard that his heart explodes.
Quality theory there. :lol:
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Hey, Buzkashi, who's that in your avatar and what's he from?
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after a week off i expected this thread to be shut down because of all the complaints, but ...

i have another

Not knowing wich car to buy Griffith (is that fine Starnum?) goes to the stand and who does he find as the salesman?? Of course it's Guts.
Guts advices Griffith to buy the new supra-express-greatest-of-them-all
piece of trash that he's got there. of course Griffith accepts and on the first ride he has an accident. although not dead Griffith goes lulu like Caska.
not knowing what is what anymore Griffith enters an asylum and spends the rest of his days there being abused by everyone except one little mouse that lives in his room
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Starnum wrote:Hey, Buzkashi, who's that in your avatar and what's he from?
Its raito from death note.
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Zilo: Yes, good boy. :D However, Casca is spelled as such. If you make the second "c" a "k", then it's inconsistent. Whatever though, I'm not going to trip about it. ;)

Buz: Ah, I see.
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At the end of the manga, during the final face off, there will be no sword fight, Gats will simply pull out an uzi and shoot griffith.
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Then griffith will pull out his tactical shield and slip out a grenade to gutts.. Uh... I read it was in the deleted scenes from the anime episodes :roll:
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