Berserk Stupid theories

Post by **dialdfordesi** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:39 pm

Necromancer, I think everyone who likes the ladies would agree.
Another stupid theory: Gatts' beast seperates from Gatts and takes a physical form, which Gatts tames by beating it with a newspaper.

Post by **MrFelony** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:01 pm

not if you go by my theory that slan is a transexual man

Post by **Libaax** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:04 pm

No no dont destroy the hot image i have of Slan,dont you dare

Post by **Necromancer** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:17 pm

But then, you would like her, Felony.

*stupid theory*

Post by **Libaax** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:32 pm

Hehe pretty good joke,it was easy to make it up but fun

Post by **MrFelony** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:59 pm

hehe

. just referring to my last well thought out stupid theory (oxymoron

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Post by **Devil_Dante** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:56 pm

dialdfordesi wrote:Necromancer, I think everyone who likes the ladies would agree.
Another stupid theory: Gatts' beast seperates from Gatts and takes a physical form, which Gatts tames by beating it with a newspaper.

whahhaha, check this one:
Midland gets attacked by aliens. Griffith and Kushan team up, trying to defeat them.

Post by **RedEyes** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 11:05 pm

no need to do that... Aliens will be greeted by the following:
1- A big-ass sword called Dragonslayer
2- Apostle army ready to eat them alive and sex them up with tentacles
3- Griffith/Femto rape

Poor aliens

Post by **Eldo** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:50 pm

I haven't read this thread in ages, and there's talk about aliens and shit?! WTF?!

Post by **Libaax** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:45 pm

Aliens are nothing in this thread i have seen weirder stuff than them here.

Stupid Theory:

Guts realizes he cant beat the apostles and Griffith and jumps off a cliff taking Casca with him to save her from the brand and they live happily ever after in Hell.

Post by **MrFelony** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:45 pm

only cause guts kicks satan's ass with his dragonsword. for his act he is deemed worth to go into heaven, but without casca. Guts then goes back to hell to retrieve casca, just like in that one movie, only to find that all of his band of the hawk is down their for their sins of killing people

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Post by **RedEyes** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:38 am

There won't be Satan in the Hell, God hands would be waiting for them. It is not such a bad thing as Slan would definitely like take care of Guts

But I don't know what she would do to Casca.

Post by **Necromancer** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:08 am

RedEyes wrote:But I don't know what she would do to Casca.

You know, she still needs a physical body.

Post by **Sortep** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:51 pm

stupid theory... guts kills griffith apostles etc... then becomes governor of california

Post by **MrFelony** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:11 pm

haha "Come see my movie collateral damage" I love those "out takes" the anime has

Post by **Libaax** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:55 am

RedEyes wrote:There won't be Satan in the Hell, God hands would be waiting for them. It is not such a bad thing as Slan would definitely like take care of Guts But I don't know what she would do to Casca.

She would probably eat Casca alive so she can have Guts for herself forever eva

Post by **RedEyes** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:42 am

She's gonna go for a threesome... at least, she won't spend Casca so fast. after all, she must've been already bored from demons and tentacles

Post by **InsaneNoodlyGuy** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:55 pm

Skullkracker wrote:This relatively enjoyable thread is starting to get sickening

OKay, here we go.

Slan takes over casca's body and gets some hardcore bootay. However, since she's only used to hardcore s&m sex where her or her partner is killed at the end of or during, she experiences tender love for the first time. It confuses her and makes her revaulate her life. she has sex with void as an experiment but it's completly devoid of everything Gats awoke in her. She then comes to earth in a new human body, to experience love again. Gats isn't interesed, but that's okay because she's gay for Scherkie, who is likewise entraced by Slan's unique odd.

Slan knows love and contentment untill Griffith rapes her, Schierke loses a leg and an ear in the battle. Gets a metal leg that launces javelins and has a gattling gun, and has the smallest wand ever. a new generation is begins.

Also, Gatts rapes mule when he sees him next to send Griffith a message. But he discoveres he really likes it. Realizing that he has been gay all along, his shattered psyche finally heals from his childhood. Mule's ass, however, does not. He never rides a horse again.

Post by **MrFelony** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:11 pm

haha i actually enjoyed that one. the metalic leg launching javalins...

Post by **Skullkracker** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:28 pm

We don't have a smiley to express my reactions but some parts made me ROFL.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:33 pm

InsaneNoodlyGuy wrote:
Skullkracker wrote:This relatively enjoyable thread is starting to get sickening
OKay, here we go.

Slan takes over casca's body and gets some hardcore bootay. However, since she's only used to hardcore s&m sex where her or her partner is killed at the end of or during, she experiences tender love for the first time. It confuses her and makes her revaulate her life. she has sex with void as an experiment but it's completly devoid of everything Gats awoke in her. She then comes to earth in a new human body, to experience love again. Gats isn't interesed, but that's okay because she's gay for Scherkie, who is likewise entraced by Slan's unique odd.

Slan knows love and contentment untill Griffith rapes her, Schierke loses a leg and an ear in the battle. Gets a metal leg that launces javelins and has a gattling gun, and has the smallest wand ever. a new generation is begins.

Also, Gatts rapes mule when he sees him next to send Griffith a message. But he discoveres he really likes it. Realizing that he has been gay all along, his shattered psyche finally heals from his childhood. Mule's ass, however, does not. He never rides a horse again.

Yes noodle comes back to revitilize the thread and IT WAS SUCCESFULL!! lol good one.

Post by **Necromancer** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:53 am

InsaneNoodlyGuy wrote: Realizing that he has been gay all along, his shattered psyche finally heals from his childhood. Mule's ass, however, does not. He never rides a horse again.

Just "hrhr".

Post by **Sortep** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:15 pm

another stupid theory.... griffith needs another war chest and gives up some poop chute to farnese's dad... he falls in love with griffith and must have him again... zod gets jealous missing griffith's bare ass on his fur and horn, so he decides to join guts...

Post by **InsaneNoodlyGuy** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:29 pm

Oookaaayy, see, that's less funny and more gay.

Additions to my above therory.

After her rape, Slan is paraplegic and can't do anything but talk, and she doesn't shut up. Shierke, having achieved a ephiphany about human life and suffering, is increasingly ruled by her contentment and happiness of having shed most physical needs. this contentment in her spirit manifets as a small feline. Fans of the comic argue over what species of feline it is.

Post by **Necromancer** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:06 am

InsaneNoodlyGuy wrote: Fans of the comic argue over what species of feline it is.

Guts demon is still a Hellhound!!!

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