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You mean fifty-five pages.

*edit: With this post fifty-six.*
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HOW DID YOU GUYS MANAGE 56 PAGES!!! THIS IS PAINFUL!
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Mainly due to spam and it's longetivity. This is one of the few threads that had started when the forums first formed, and people generally post their spam and stupid theories here ever since day 1.

Yeah, I need theories that can make me chuckle. Wyrm basically destroyed every ounce of anticipation and my hope for this thread.
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Because Godo is Guts' father (see: Sheath Episode), Guts has his talent for metalworking. Due to his terrible wounds, he is forced to forge himself a new body, becoming ROBOGUTS. Movie contracts flood his mailbox.
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Then n00bs appear starting "RoboGuts vs RoboCop" threads and fire and brimstone rain down upon them.

oh and this is how martyr :D
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Robocop would not stand a chanse against Roboguts, one swing of the dragon slayer in Roboguts's hands and there goes Robopigs head along with what ever is in a block radius. :twisted:
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I'm thinking more of kilometer radius... the shockwave you know? The sword might be a block long... but the shockwave...
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RoboGuts' Roboslayer would have a miniature H-bomb built into it to blow shit up.
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Yup, there is SO gonna be a tactical nuke in that left arm...
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RoboGuts would commit suicide because he could never again fuck Casca.
Hm maybe he creats a RoboDick?
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You just made me get a mental image that is in my top 10 of disturbing mental images...
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Of course RoboGuts needs a RoboPenis. He still has to take a piss you know. And what is his love for Caska if there's no wild forest sex spanning 3 pages and punctuated by a disturbing flashback to the scene of his childhood rape??? Nothing, that's what.

RoboGuts also gets a lot of offers to make adult films because of the... longevity of his RoboPenis.
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The first man to use decades as the time unit he can stay hard in

P.S. I think that mental image disturbed me too much, for the 1st and SECOND time in the history of my forum history I had to edit my post for grammar.
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hahaha. now thats a powerful affect. griffith accepts a 10,000$ check to star in a porn with roboguts (gay porn of course :P), in order to fund his gang.
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we might need to find a new term for what they do in that porn. it is not gay anymore, it is beyond that: man & robot
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"and that makes you... a gay robot!"

For great Red vs. Blue justice.
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Wow mune... RvB, Berserk and our current topic all intermingled... nice.
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ReEyes said:
we might need to find a new term for what they do in that porn. it is not gay anymore, it is beyond that: man & robot

Who says that Gutts, or Griffith, is a man?

And the Skull warrior... could ir be a beta version of robofucker?
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god hand/reborn Griffith & robot --> things become even more complicated :)

Mune, I didn't get the RvB justice, what is that?
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"And that makes you... a gay robot!" Is a line by Caboose from Red Vs. Blue...

"For Great Justice" is a quote from Adon from the Berserk anime... or maybe its the anime outtakes either way it was hilarious the way he combined it with Red Vs Blue.
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nice catch for both of you... bloody hilarious indeed!
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The adult film is titled Booty and the Beast, and mostly features hard core RoboPenetration.

The horror of it causes Slan to join a convent and become a nun. Darkness falls over the land.
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:shock: One thread blends into gayness and stuff, and this one is about hardcore porn now...

What's next?!?!

Ok, stupid theory: Griffith's father is someone we never suspected so far:

Darth Vader

why?

Becouse G boy mastered both sides of the force now
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What the does the force have to do with anything in Berserk, Gay robots, ar porn?
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This is the stupid theories thread. Remember that and pray. :stupid:
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