Today is the Greatest Day (Family Guy returns)

Post by **Arresty** » Mon May 02, 2005 2:45 pm

AS in the chicken from the chicken fight, the one that woudl seem to end, but no. That is one of the funniest scenes just cause it went on for so long.

The bsest is the old pedophile. I am glad he made an appearance in the last one.

Post by **Tempest** » Mon May 02, 2005 4:33 pm

Arresty wrote:AS in the chicken from the chicken fight, the one that woudl seem to end, but no. That is one of the funniest scenes just cause it went on for so long.

The bsest is the old pedophile. I am glad he made an appearance in the last one.

Yeah. That guy rocked.

"Man that is one ugly eighth-grader"
"Hey boys, you don't want to get yourselves hurt dancin', you better stretch out first"

Post by **dos.azn** » Tue May 03, 2005 2:13 am

Arresty wrote:AS in the chicken from the chicken fight, the one that woudl seem to end, but no. That is one of the funniest scenes just cause it went on for so long.

well when they went thru the office window and plummeted to the ground, it got a little too carried away. i thought it lost its flare there. but the best part after peter supposedly kills it on the copy machine

*peter walks out of the fotocopy room

*everyone is staring at him

peter: *pant *pant chicken.....gave me a bad coupon....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Post by **Messatsu** » Tue May 03, 2005 2:39 am

One of my favorite jokes has to be the one where Peter scams his way into a rehab center, the head doctor suspects him and comes over to bother him at lunch.

Doc: "Im starting to think that your not an adict"
Peter: "Well i dont pay you to think, infact im not paying you at all"
Doc: "Im gona keep my eye on you. Whats your name?"
*Peter scrambles to find a name and looks around to find some inspiration

*He sees some peas in an adict's plate

Peter:"Pea..."

*He see another adict sheding a teer

Peter:"Tear..."

*A small griffon flys right infront of him

Peter:"Griffon."

He looks at the doc smugly proud that he fooled her, he then thinks about what he just said and goes: "Aww nuts!"

Post by **Femto** » Tue May 03, 2005 2:46 am

There are too many extremely funny parts in Family Guy, but one that always cracks me up no matter how many times I see it is:

"Quagmire, Can I please use your car? It's an emergency."
"Sure Lois, let me grab my keys."

If you don't know what part this is then forget it, explaining it will kill the joke.

Post by **Arresty** » Tue May 03, 2005 3:28 am

Quagmire has to many funny jokes just around him. Like when lois sets up the girl that screwed over meg.

Quagmire: "How old are you?"

Girl: "16"

Quagmire "18, all right"

Girl "MOM!"

Quagmire "I like where this is going."

Post by **Eldo** » Tue May 03, 2005 3:54 am

From the quotes I read, I can only imagine...

Post by **Arresty** » Tue May 03, 2005 3:56 am

Have you not watched any Family Guy before. Its the funniest show on TV.

Post by **Eldo** » Tue May 03, 2005 3:57 am

They don't really air them in Australia. Even if they do, it's at the most awkward time.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Tue May 03, 2005 3:57 am

Download it. Or buy the season 1-3 dvd's. Trust me they're worth it.

Post by **Arresty** » Tue May 03, 2005 4:08 am

^ What he says. ^

It is definately worth atleast downloading. Its easy to find.

Damnit, my arrows don't work, I started a new page. Well he is Buz.

Post by **MrFelony** » Tue May 03, 2005 8:22 am

too lazy and sleep deprived to read all the way through...family guy was awesome, the 2nd simpsons episode made me happy, mainly cause it didnt barf on the honor that the show once held, and the mention of Andy Richter Controls the Universe brought much sorrow to my heart. that show is the real life answer to family guy. If that show was brought back my life would almost be complete....still that little thing of taking over the world.

Post by **dos.azn** » Wed May 04, 2005 3:07 am

death: cmon which one of you is peter griffith?

peter: uhh, this is peter griffith (points to a lamp)

death: heh...heh....hehe....DAHHAHAHAHA!

*then silence

lois: why are you-

death: nonono, wait! im not done...holding my sides! HAHAHAHAHHAA!

*then silence

lois: why are you-

death: AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!

*then silence

lois: why are-

death: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

lol i dunno, i jus found this scene mad hilarious how he could keep laughing

Post by **Arresty** » Wed May 04, 2005 3:40 am

That is a funny scene, but any scene involving death is usually funny.

I like in the Wasted Talent episode, the parady of willie wanka where they are trying to get teh scrolls in the beer bottles. Death goes to collect a few frat boys dead from alcohol poisoning then decides to see if he can get the school walks out stumbling. Saying to himself "Be cool" "Be cool" Gets in the car checks his mirros puts a piece of gum in his mouth and pulls out and a cop car.

Post by **dos.azn** » Wed May 04, 2005 2:17 pm

lol that was damn funny too. he was so drunk and he was trying to pull off a DWI. he almost made it, but he crashes his car into the cop car that was parked right in front of him

Post by **Arresty** » Wed May 04, 2005 3:49 pm

And you have to love Mayor Adam West(yes the guy who played batman in the old TV show). He is so funny and random.

Meg: "Excuse me Mayor West"
Mayor West: "How do yo know my language."

West: "My God! Someone is stealing my water!"
Meg: "But it just went down the drain."
West: "They hit you when you least espect it. SHOW YOURSELF YOU COWARDS! I have spent $1000 of the taxpayers money to find these thieves and I'll spend $1000000 if that is what it takes!"
Meg: "You know, I think I have my story."
West "No Wait! You can't print that! Thank God she is just a figmant of my imagination."

Post by **Tempest** » Wed May 04, 2005 6:52 pm

Adam West is so awesome in Family Guy

West: "If I do this, will you promise to stop taking my water?"
Luke Perry: "Yeah...whatever"

West: "Man, I love this job more than I love taffy. And I am a man who loves his taffy. Mmmmmmmm. Mmmmm. Ohh, mmmmmmmm. Oh yeah."

Peter: "Can I have that pen?"
West "You mean this common everyday pen we have millions of bac kin our storehouse?"
Peter: "Yeah!"
West: "No."

Post by **Arresty** » Thu May 05, 2005 2:15 am

Tempest wrote:West: "Man, I love this job more than I love taffy. And I am a man who loves his taffy. Mmmmmmmm. Mmmmm. Ohh, mmmmmmmm. Oh yeah."

I was thinking of including that one. But the scene its in is what makes it so funny. It lasts so long of him just chewing it.

Edit: More funny stuff:

Peter: "Its already done, I dropped them all off at toys for toddlers last night."
Brian: "Peter, only one gift was for Charity, the rest were for the family."
Peter: "No. The rest were from the family. Were.Weren't they. Oh Crap. Since when did they change the meaning of 'for' to 'from'"
Brian: "They had a meeting about it last night."
Peter: "Why wasn't I told."
Brian: "They sent a letter out, but it said for Peter and you must have though it was from you, so you didn't.. You know its just easier to call you stupid."

Post by **dos.azn** » Thu May 05, 2005 2:10 pm

i remember when peter was trying to sneak in a replacement article for meg, saying that luke perry is gay. he was singing the MI song when sneaking in, so funny

Post by **calvin** » Thu May 05, 2005 2:14 pm

dos.azn wrote:i remember when peter was trying to sneak in a replacement article for meg, saying that luke perry is gay. he was singing the MI song when sneaking in, so funny

i just saw that episode. i thought it was hilarious how loud he was singing it at times

Post by **dos.azn** » Thu May 05, 2005 2:27 pm

yeah and then when luke perry reads the article, he says "meg griffith, you are so gonna be sued!"

and then peter pops out and goes "DA DAAA DA DA DAO DAAAAAAA!!
"

Post by **Arresty** » Thu May 05, 2005 7:24 pm

Watched a few episodes last night, and I forgot how funny From Method to Madness is.

Its the one with the nudist family, and the one where stewie goes into show business, and has this duet with this girl. One of hte bst things though are "Stewies sexy parties." Too funny.

Also from same episode, Stewie: "I would love to stay and chat, but your a total bitch."

Not to mention the fight strait out of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.

Plus everything with the nudists is just funny.

Post by **Tempest** » Thu May 05, 2005 7:44 pm

Arresty wrote:Watched a few episodes last night, and I forgot how funny From Method to Madness is.

Its the one with the nudist family, and the one where stewie goes into show business, and has this duet with this girl. One of hte bst things though are "Stewies sexy parties." Too funny.

Also from same episode, Stewie: "I would love to stay and chat, but your a total bitch."

Not to mention the fight strait out of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.

Plus everything with the nudists is just funny.

Especially at the mall with the old pervet.

"Holy Moley. It must be my birthday!"

Post by **Arresty** » Thu May 05, 2005 8:35 pm

Got to love the old pedophile. Apparently he has a big part in one of the episodes this season. I am looking forward to it.

Peter: "You better watch who you are calling a child lois. Because if I am a child then that makes you a pedofile, and I am not going to sit around here and be lectured by some pervert."

Another quote and one of my favorites:

Woody Allen: "This is worse than the time I was at the Friars club and Soon-Yi's retainer fell out of my pants."

Another:

Peter talking to a jewish guy: "Isn't there anything you people can't do, besides manual labor that is."

Post by **saber_raimu** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:32 pm

dos.azn wrote:i remember when peter was trying to sneak in a replacement article for meg, saying that luke perry is gay. he was singing the MI song when sneaking in, so funny

It was a parody from Animal House, lol just in case you wanted to know =P