for the Magic the Gathering fans

[Superboi]

[dialdfordesi]

That's not a penis...that's the chainmail covering his hamstring and inner thigh...

[tsubaimomo]

Thanks for pointing that out... now I can get some sleep.

[Superboi]

That's not a penis...that's the chainmail covering his hamstring and inner thigh...

oh woops. I need to stop reading manga late at night. Pictures start playing tricks on you.

[The Herald]

This may not be a chain mail penis, but I think it serves a similar purpose ...

[Superboi]

see. its not that farfetched to think that someone wants to protect the family jewels.

[papasith]

a knight's pride eh?

[The Herald]

It's funnier when you know who it belonged to. I've seen that armor in person and the cock piece is like 10 inches long, no fooling.

[spoiler]Henry VIII you dumbasses, what other English king would it make sense for?[/spoiler]

[War Machine]

It's funnier when you know who it belonged to. I've seen that armor in person and the cock piece is like 10 inches long, no fooling.

[spoiler]Henry VIII you dumbasses, what other English king would it make sense for?[/spoiler]

Show of hands, besides Herald, who knew the answer?

[tsubaimomo]

Henry VIII you dumbasses, what other English king would it make sense for?

Is that some kind of Magic card or something?

[papasith]

appears to be truth, but leave to the herald to know who wore a suit of armor with a big cod piece

http://kylehandley.typepad.com/photos/t ... _1107.html

after casual Googleing of that apparently he was erm larger in other areas then norm

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_a ... 635985.ece

[Istvan]

It's funnier when you know who it belonged to. I've seen that armor in person and the cock piece is like 10 inches long, no fooling.

[spoiler]Henry VIII you dumbasses, what other English king would it make sense for?[/spoiler]

Show of hands, besides Herald, who knew the answer?

Let's refrain from asking why Herald knew right off hand the answer to that. It's probably safer if we don't know.

[Rolos]

mmmm....... sexy time travel.

[The Herald]

the suit is on display at the castle at dover. i toured it back in 06 and it still hasn't left my mind, that damn suit of armor with that huge coffee mug of a cod piece. it's probably because it belongs to the most famous european king from that era, but also because it really makes no sense to me. i mean, c'mon, wouldn't it make riding a horse pretty difficult?

[papasith]

isn't he the king that was haveing trouble produceing a male heir? i mean mabe he really thought they needed protection...or something along those lines?

[Aetherfukz]

Show of hands, besides Herald, who knew the answer?

I don't need to know stuff. I know google-fu.

[The Herald]

The reason he had trouble producing a male heir was because of an issue with his blood. That's why most of his male babies were either still born or miscarried. The females had less issues simply because of the fact that female babies are healthier and stronger. The same blood problem was why his one son that did survive him died at an early age. Good thing his line died with Elizabeth I.

[hbi2k]

Just one more for your enjoyment today.

[Istvan]

Just one more for your enjoyment today.

Wow. Can you imagine actually using that one in a game? Things would be so...wierd.

On a related note, keep up the good work. Reading these is a lot of fun.