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Femto,
Kissing a girl does not get her pregnant.
Regards,
Eldo.
Kissing a girl does not get her pregnant.
Regards,
Eldo.
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Hahahaha.
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For the sake of the planet, let us pray that you didn't. Heheh, j/k man. Well, I hope it turns out however you're wanting it to.
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Funnies thing I've ever seen eldo produce..Eldo wrote:Femto,
Kissing a girl does not get her pregnant.
Regards,
Eldo.
hahahah
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Buzkashi is a giant fruitcake.
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You're lacking these days silly mofo.Femto wrote:Buzkashi is a giant fruitcake.
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Give him some credit, he's low on mojo.
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Eldo wrote:Femto,
Kissing a girl does not get her pregnant.
Regards,
Eldo.
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HioooooooooooooEldo wrote:Femto,
Kissing a girl does not get her pregnant.
Regards,
Eldo.
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Seems like a great moment for one of Zapp Branigan's best quotes:
"I have matted with a woman. Inform the men".
"I have matted with a woman. Inform the men".
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Well, yeah.psi29a wrote:Femto, does she know you did this?
This thread is full of win and own.
She says she's getting the symptoms (missed her period, swollen breasts) and she'll find out for sure on Wednesday.
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so im guessing you havent mastered the "pull out" move?
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Well, if you are cool with it, then congratulations!
I'm just really glad you clarified that you did get a girl pregnant.
I'm just really glad you clarified that you did get a girl pregnant.
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Girl? So she's what? 9? 11?I may have impregnated a girl.
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Well, obviously not.halfnhalf wrote:so im guessing you havent mastered the "pull out" move?
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better question, is it your gf who you may have gotten preggers?
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There are so many layers to this issue that I don't know where to even begin to answer this question (nor am I willing to).MrFelony wrote:better question, is it your gf who you may have gotten preggers?
I've gotten this scare a couple times before though, once with this very same girl, as a matter of fact.
They'd complain about missing their periods when they'd always been so punctual in the past only to have it arrive a little later than usual.
Swollen breasts though?
Never heard that one before.
I hope it's a hormone imbalance or some shit.
She's 25, by the way.
I'm no child molester.
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This thread should be moved to Current Events and Politics.
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Sorry to dissapoint, but I don't think your sexual hijinks quite qualifiy as being international news events.Femto wrote:This thread should be moved to Current Events and Politics.
Unless you got a goat pregnant or something. But then again, Buzkashi does that all the time and we are rarely shocked by it.
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It's not a 100% contraceptive method. She can still get pregnant from that, and I won't explain the biology that goes with that.halfnhalf wrote:so im guessing you havent mastered the "pull out" move?
If this has happened before Femto, I would have taken more preventative measures and be extra cautious to ensure it won't happen again. Unless you were totally drunk.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
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Gotta wear the jimmy cap mayn.
Pussy's evolved. Good ol' coitus interuptus don't work like it used to.
Pussy's evolved. Good ol' coitus interuptus don't work like it used to.
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