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by wotjesus
Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:21 pm
Forum: Berserk
Topic: Berserk Stupid theories
Replies: 2336
Views: 602861

To all you haterz be aware I too've found it, and I'm not gonna use it. I want your help, but it must be sincere not because I've found it. Give me my bloodied up treasure after you've done with it, it's sacred, and you must remember the covenant, the sacred promise, this sacred vessel of anima mus...
by wotjesus
Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:59 am
Forum: Berserk
Topic: Berserk Stupid theories
Replies: 2336
Views: 602861

Behold the dots of ultimate controversy. Sorry, next time I'll quote what I'm responding too, and elaborate on it if need be.
by wotjesus
Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:31 pm
Forum: Berserk
Topic: Berserk Stupid theories
Replies: 2336
Views: 602861

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by wotjesus
Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:12 pm
Forum: Berserk
Topic: Most disturbing image(s) in Berserk (or other manga)
Replies: 228
Views: 106258

I'm probably going to have to go with the scene when Donovan raped Guts.
by wotjesus
Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:03 pm
Forum: Berserk
Topic: Berserk Stupid theories
Replies: 2336
Views: 602861

Bigitte from Wheel of Time, Legolas from Lord of the Rings, and the antagonistic Bullseye from Daredevil are joining the legal fray, and are now head-on in the battle for who is the best cliche archer/sharpshooter in the realm of fantasy.
by wotjesus
Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:31 am
Forum: Berserk
Topic: Berserk Stupid theories
Replies: 2336
Views: 602861

Irvine has recently been taken to court by Irvine from Final Fantasy 8, who is suing the Apostle for stealing his name and profession. The blind archer is prepared to counter-sue however, under claims that the 8th installment in the paradoxical 'Final' series sucked.
by wotjesus
Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:08 pm
Forum: Berserk
Topic: Kentaro Muira is a Sexist Bastard
Replies: 167
Views: 42537

Not that I need to destroy you anymore, but I feel like I might as well. Another reason for Casca acting 'strange' around Gattz after falling off the cliff, was that she was in love with him at that point, or at least had some feelings for him. Trying to cover or deny those feelings right in front o...
by wotjesus
Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:07 am
Forum: Berserk
Topic: Kentaro Muira is a Sexist Bastard
Replies: 167
Views: 42537

I hate it when the opposite sex (not just from my male point of view) assumes sexism to be the underlying cause of any situation. "Uh oh, even though I'm bleeding, stressed, feverish, undergoing a hormonal imbalance, hell, all that aside, I'm standing at the edge of a cliff and defending myself...
by wotjesus
Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:06 pm
Forum: Berserk
Topic: Berserk AMVs.
Replies: 376
Views: 352201

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP38To2tHcc

That's my favorite thus far, and it helps that I love Bruce Dickinson/Iron Maiden.
by wotjesus
Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:59 pm
Forum: Berserk
Topic: Berserk wallpapers
Replies: 245
Views: 110581

Pretty cool, but I'm content with my colored Guts with the Berserk armor from the Fan Art section as my background.
by wotjesus
Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:26 am
Forum: Berserk
Topic: Berserk Stupid theories
Replies: 2336
Views: 602861

Unbeknownst to all but a few, Chuck Norris can perform massive mitosis at will, effectively creating a clone. These clones seem to do their own thing, although all of them perpetuate the concept of ass-kickery. However, all of these clones (one of which masquerading as Ubik) are connected to a power...
by wotjesus
Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:29 am
Forum: Berserk
Topic: Berserk Stupid theories
Replies: 2336
Views: 602861

Chuck Norris comes upon the vomited spatial rift in his travels, and decides to hop on in. He winds up in the Berserk universe, finding Gattz hanging around bored out of his mind now that everything is dead. Pitying him, Chuck Norris uses his godly powers to resurrect everyone. Seeing this, Gattz ki...
by wotjesus
Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:30 pm
Forum: Berserk
Topic: Berserk Stupid theories
Replies: 2336
Views: 602861

After a heavy night of drinking, Skull Knight accidentally vomits his previously-consumed Behelits.

Upon doing so, a rift in space-time is created, effectively killing every single person except for Gattz, just because he's Gattz.
by wotjesus
Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:00 pm
Forum: Berserk
Topic: Do you consider Miura to be a genius?
Replies: 42
Views: 8726

Artistically, he's amazing of course, but I wouldn't say that's where his genious lies. I believe his genious to lie in his imagination, in that he can create incredibly well rounded and developed characters, an outstanding plot, and sheer creativity. All the apostles? They all required a vast imagi...
by wotjesus
Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:55 pm
Forum: Berserk
Topic: Favorite Berserk Quotes
Replies: 347
Views: 120861

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-Silat Returns!
by wotjesus
Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:02 pm
Forum: Berserk
Topic: New to the Berserk Forum? Have questions? Post Here First!
Replies: 1340
Views: 501885

I've never been fantastic at introductions, but here it goes... Hello, I'm wotjesus, or just wots. Sorry if you're offended by the name, it's just a tag I've been using for as long as I can remember. I'm not obsessed with Berserk, persay, but it is undoubtably one of my favorite pieces of literature...