You know you've read too much berserk when...

Post by **Joeki** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 8:31 am

On a sidenote : I read something about a Berserk Live action movie... well I hope they Never Ever make one...those who saw the "Fist of the North Star" live action movie will know why....!

Post by **Eldo** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 9:07 am

How about this: if there is a 5 vote seperation between the second option and the third one, I'll lock it. The vote stands at 12 for yes, and 10 for no. Just 3 more votes for yes to obtain a lock.

I don't think stupid threads like this should be alive at all. It's branding material, alright, normally I would have branded shit like this without a mere glimpse or thought. Think of it as 'Eldo is just too fucking lazy to do shit to this thread'. And since I thought Buzkashi's response was mildly amusing, my tolerance has been extended at this point.

Post by **Brainpiercing** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 9:41 am

naw, put it in the interstice and leave it there. It sure doesn't belong in the berserk section, but why lock it? Hey, people need an excuse to spend time here even when there's nothing interesting to talk about.

And btw. I only voted the second option because it was the dumbest available, I don't really care either way.

Post by **Skullkracker** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 3:01 pm

halfnhalf wrote:when you make topics like this.

halfnhalf wrote:when you try to come up with a cast of actors for a Berserk movie.

I remember that being discussed once...

OMG!!! PEOPLE HERE READ TOO MUCH BERSERK!!!

Post by **|||||||** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 7:37 pm

You read too much berserk if your first-aid-kit talks to you about not scaring the people by being too viscious...

Post by **Khelegond** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 8:30 pm

Hmmm...I think I have read too much Berserk when every single sword I see I think "That couldn't handle not even one strike of the Dragon Slayer". Or when I think "How the hell can Guts bend his left elbow, or his fingers if he has an iron hand?"

Shit, I hate myself

Cheers,

Khelegond

Post by **Skullkracker** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 8:32 pm

answer: he has his own elbow, and the hand is done somehow with magnets...though I don't know this one either.

Post by **Joeki** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 8:34 pm

He still has his elbow and it is magnified so that it sticks to the sword...about the fingers bending.. I have no idea there :p

Post by **Khelegond** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 8:50 pm

*shame on me*

What kind of Berserk fan am I?

Anyway, good thing about the elbow, thanks

Cheers,

Khelegond

Post by **MrFelony** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 9:02 pm

you know you havent read enough berserk when you dont realize gut's fake "arm" is mor like just his hand and partial wrist

Post by **Necromancer** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 12:30 am

When you draw weired faces on eastereggs and try to summon the Godhand.

Post by **martyr3810** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:29 am

Necromancer wrote:When you draw weired faces on eastereggs and try to summon the Godhand.

ROFL!

Post by **RedEyes** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:51 am

Necromancer wrote:When you draw weired faces on eastereggs and try to summon the Godhand.

plus if you're keeping couple of friends nearby in case you might need a sacrifice

Post by **MrFelony** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:27 am

when you dream you're guts only to have chronic nightmares of donovan raping you and gambino flaunting his nearly decapitated head.

Post by **Luck-** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:08 pm

when you dream you're guts only to have chronic nightmares of donovan raping you and gambino flaunting his nearly decapitated head.

Ok man you ruined it, I dont' wanna play.

Post by **MrFelony** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:12 pm

I was just thinking of how bad that would be. "Im not guts! Im just his fan boy"

when you love halloween just because you can wrap tinfoil around your arm and make a 6' tinfoil sword, but on your black cloak, and go kill all the "apostles" out for the night.

Post by **Luck-** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:06 am

"Im not guts! Im just his fan boy"

Ahahaha. Thats damn freaky.

Post by **Sandman** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 4:43 pm

..... you think your girlfriend is possesed, when she is just drunk and horny, because she askes you to rip her in half so you go get a sword for her to sit on.

Post by **DarkenRahlX** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:23 pm

When you spend 3 hours trying to find the damn Berserk Prototype and come up with nothing.

Post by **MrFelony** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:25 pm

damn, im waiting for you to find it so i can just mooch off of you

yay 900

Post by **RedEyes** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:17 pm

MrFelony wrote:damn, im waiting for you to find it so i can just mooch off of you

me too... don't give up

Post by **DarkenRahlX** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:36 pm

I give up on my quest for more Berserk... Guess I'll just buy Volume 14 and just use SK's translation.

Post by **LordMune** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:20 pm

Speaking of which, I just ordered volume 27 and 28 from amazon.co.jp. That's some crazy prices over there.
Anyway, I guess I'll have to buy volume 14 next time 'round... (I plan on buying the Dark Horse releases counting up, and the japanese volumes counting down. If I can afford it. Trust me, it makes sense)

Post by **RedEyes** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:32 pm

I have more that 20 gigs of zipped manga in my computer, including Berserk. I decided to wait until Dark Horse releases are on sale.

Post by **ShinjiG** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:33 am

If you made this thread.

Evil Genius

You know you've read too much berserk when...

Is this too dumb of a thread to let live?