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i just thought of reviving this thread from dp
i anyone have dumm shit to say here is the place

to the mods:
feel free to lock this one anytime because ...
...oh well beause you can

1. Guts and Grifith are in fact twins that got separated at birth
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Puck and Farnazze, since she could see him, have been having sex since night 1. Since puck is genderless, the process by which they gratify each other is both fascinating and disguting.
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Not another this Thread was completely useless. From now on lets just use our ideas of stupid theories as omakes instead of putting them in there own thread.
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Shir's magic staff is of a very controversial make, origionally designed for young witches and wizards but one which became very popular with older witches due to it's vibrate setting.
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if you don't like it vote no and don't post here anymore buzkashi
if there are enough no votes the mods will lock it eventually
or if noone posts this will eventually die
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Oh im sorry mr. zilo Plz dont scold me again plz dont
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Buzkashi wrote:Oh im sorry mr. zilo Plz dont scold me again plz dont
what's the mr for anyways. i'm probably younger than you (i'm 22)
i'm not scolding you (too much anyways)
you can diss this thread all that you want (you're free to do whatever you want) because i'll be here to argue with you
but like i said if there are enough votes on no the mods will act for sure
hope to see your stupid theories here soon (i know that you have a few)
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Im 15 turning 16 soon.
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so the mr was probably in order there :lol:

i guess this one is going down soon

2. Guts will become a wrestler at the end of Berserk. he already signeed a contract (5milion dollars per year along 3 years)
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Just...wow
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guess my death is eminent
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ehh this thread was fun in the old forum but after 10 pages or so, shit gets redundant
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It was fun because I made it so, me, Eldo the partying starting animal. But now I can't ownz this thread now because my humour has been dried out, and my creativity shot.
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InsaneNoodlyGuy wrote:Puck and Farnazze, since she could see him, have been having sex since night 1. Since puck is genderless, the process by which they gratify each other is both fascinating and disguting.
I'd better sit down; this shit is deep. [Where in the hell do people get some of these ideas :?: ]
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those 2 of his theories are jus weird...eldo, i can see now how important you were to the survival of this thread :lol:
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well i don't know about that dos but stupid theories do belong in here
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oh i wasn't talking about eldos, i meant insanenoodlyguys'
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Just what ever did happen to Zodd's horn? It now serves Griffiths tongue, which is being stalked across the land by Gat'z severed hand. This dangerous hand recently defeated the severed body of the Count and the penis of Wild.
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:roll: :roll: :roll:
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InsaneNoodlyGuy wrote:Just what ever did happen to Zodd's horn? It now serves Griffiths tongue, which is being stalked across the land by Gat'z severed hand. This dangerous hand recently defeated the severed body of the Count and the penis of Wild.
Ahahahaha

Good thoery, no, best theory so far.

It's very possible.
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ok now THAT was funny :lol:

do i smell lil bits of life in this thread?
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my life gets a little extension

good one InsaneNoodlyGuy
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ok i got one for u. do you think theres any posibility that silat will unite or at least come to a common ground with guts? since he knows about guts past and they are both fighting against griffith, and probably silat will be betrayed by the kushan emperor...its could be possible
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Pergatory wrote:ok i got one for u. do you think theres any posibility that silat will unite or at least come to a common ground with guts? since he knows about guts past and they are both fighting against griffith, and probably silat will be betrayed by the kushan emperor...its could be possible
Yes, that is a stupid theory :P

Heh.

Not entirely impossible, but there might be a time maybe in the last battle that everyone unites to fight the god hands. Enemy or ally, Gats just might fight alongside them.
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Buzkashi wrote:Im 15 turning 16 soon.
Ah-ha! I knew it! :P

I was going to vote, but I couldn’t find the “Um, what?” option. Actually, from now on when I hear theories like, Maybe Gatts and Shierke are going to elope…I’m bringing them here.

Oh, by the way that insane noodle guy has got some damn good theories…*shakes his head* can’t seem to remember the guy’s name though *shrugs*.
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