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dos.azn wrote:funny how this thread spit out like 6 pages in 2 hours
Spammers...
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Arresty wrote:As am I. Its easier to ask then to look up. But considering the topic of this thread, it felt approprate to trash you some more.
OOOOOOOOOHHHH

you're gonna take that from him, bukkake?
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I find that today I almost converted completely to my old ways...You know the FIRST buzkashi. And no one wants that version of me back.
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I never knew your old self, probably for the best. It sounds bad.

And Dos, part of bukkake would be him taking it. :twisted:
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i was there during the old times, and it wasnt pretty. don't succumb to the Dark Side, BuZ! stay strong!

anyways i gotta wake up to take the train to school in bout 4 hours so im off to bed. goodnight everyone and thanks for a great day in mindwerks :D
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Im out to, damn chemistry. Aight peace
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Damn, I started this thread earlier today... and just look at it, 8 pages. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks Bukkake!

If no one objects, I wouldn't mind keeping this thread around for shits and giggles. It is all too perfect for the new user of the forum to read and get a feel as to what to expect. Feel free to decent however. :D

We need a new poll for Buz's new title anyway.
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The first Buzkashi was definitely bad. He was worser than some of the noobs we had in this forum.
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I would gladly vote for Bukkake. :twisted: :P :lol:
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I concur :wink: :twisted: :P
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So, in this guide for newbies on how to not be moronic noobs; you spammed like hell, went way off topic, and talked about bukkake.

Anyone else see the irony?
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What u talkin' 'bout Willis?
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Gaiseric wrote:So, in this guide for newbies on how to not be moronic noobs; you spammed like hell, went way off topic, and talked about bukkake.

Anyone else see the irony?
Oh yeah, it was fun.
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Haha, there is something like MSN for conversations like these :D
Anyway, it was a whole different thread then it was meant for.
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aw jeez look at all the trouble i caused by noticing a slight sound comparison with buzkashi and bukkake. sorry buzkashi, but if it makes you feel better, ill vote for bukkake in that poll!
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i remember when i was a newbie......... :?
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i'm Here !!
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Yes cause you are notanewb :P
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Heh. Lucky we didn't lose any of this valuable posts in this thread during the server move. :wink: :P :lol:
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I know. I have found one post I did that was missing, but it was in the pick one thread, so it wasn't important at all. But this thread is key. Very important. :P
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Bwhahaha!!

I love this thread...
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Eldo wrote:Bwhahaha!!

I love this thread...
As do I. Not sure what it is, but it has a certain charm. Maybe its the Bukkake Buskashi thing. :P
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At what point do you usually consider a person here "not new"?
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Post by Eldo »

There's no definite answer. It's a gradual process, and it doesn't have any set posts or time of when it wears off.
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Its all about how you act. If you act new you will be new, if you act like you are older then you are older. Its not like you can choose what you are though, its just how you progress on the forum. It also depends on what others think.

I think everyone is new except for peopel over 1000. :P I think that makes 4 of us. 8)

Nah, I think its juts after being here a while you get to fall into not new status. I persoanally still feel new, not sure why. Been here for a while, and posted a couple of times, but not to many. :shock: OK maybe a lot of posts, and maybe I do feel kinda veteranish, though not too much so, but that is all besides the point.

I just rambled pointlessly now didn't I, well that is mostly what this thread is. But my first paragraph is all that you really need to read, or is it. Dum Dum Dum. . :lol:
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Arresty wrote:But my first paragraph is all that you really need to read
Dammit Arresty, you tell us that in the very end of the post?! :lol: :lol: :lol: It's like those 'fun' quizes where they have a long list of questions to complete, but the last question tells you to answer the first question only. :wink:

But anyway, the smell usually wears off when we've seen you around. Even when you reach a high number of posts, you can still act like a newb, and at that stage we refer to those people as 'idiots'.
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