Dr. Eldo's Medical Board Exam

[Eldo]

Remember ages ago how there used to be an 'Ask Dr. Eldo' thread, and while the humour was slightly above toilet humour, it was still a bit of fun? And then I got busy and got less funny? Well, let's bring those times back! Except that I won't be doing all the answering! I'm recruiting potential doctors with a Master's in Bullshitting and Talking Through Your Arse. But first, they need to know some anatomy. They need to know where the funny bone is. So, a screening process, methinks.

Anyone can join in. From there, I'll make a shortlist of people who will join the medical board (probably two or three). So, send in your questions and see if some of the potential doctors could answer it. Remember, anyone could answer them, even the guy cleaning my Porsche can join in (just kidding, Ricardo. By the way, you missed a spot).

[Femto]

I nominate myself to join this thing.

[War Machine]

I un-nominate Femto.

[Femto]

FUCK!

Also, my first test question is: why does god hate us?

[Buzkashi]

cuz femto's a faggot.

oh i nominate arresty... is that guy still around??

[DrPepperPro]

I sense a conspiracy theory going down. Or just the conspiracy, the theory comes later. Anyways I made that account and I was gonna come here and say: "This towns not big enough for the two of us" but then it wouldn't let me post so arke's spam preventions tactics are working good. Or maybe I made the account so I could say that and then do this post. But as you can see, I have my PHD or at least i wrote Dr in front of my name on accident. good enough. But I don't want to be on your board.

[arke]

There is only one Dr. Eldo you imposter.

[Rolos]

Oh shit, Oh shit, Oh shit! (Buy Sierra Nevada beer)
I can't believe this is really happening. (Buy Sierra Nevada beer)
Dr Eldo lives again! (Buy Sierra Nevada beer)
The end of times is upon us.
Everyone, prepare to be judged. Those who are considered unworthy, please don't be sore losers, not everyone is minion's material. (Buy Sierra Nevada beer)
Oh shit, Oh shit, Oh shit! This is gonna be awesome! (Buy Sierra Nevada beer)
Too bad I know nothing of medicine. I am a SCIENTIST! after all, my field lies elsewhere.
Anyway, I gotta ask (this question involves a lot kneeling down and yelling at the heavens, which sadly cannot be translated into occidental characters): WHYYYYYYYYYY?!

Pd: First time I get drunk on american beer (More specifically, Sierra Nevada Celebration beer). I honestly am not sure whether I liked it. The taste is awesome, but the aftertaste is just disgusting.
Wooooohooooo!

Pd2: god hates us because we outlawed pedophilia.

[Eldo]

I don't want to be on your board.

You're more nurse material than anything.

I guess I might have to narrow the medical board down to one, since I forgot that there's only really 4 members in this forum.

[Buzkashi]

Dr. Dildo's medical board is really an offshoot of the salon of the goat grabbers.

[The Herald]

There are so more than 4 real members on this forum.

I don't want to be on the board but I will definately give those who choose to be on the board a hard time for being on the board.

Why does the American government insist upon those body scanners in every airport that has flights going to the US?

God doesn't hate us, you just have daddy issues.

[War Machine]

Why does the American government insist upon those body scanners in every airport that has flights going to the US?

Because they believe in equal opportunity retarding.