Humorous Situations
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- dialdfordesi
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So I sent my roommate this video on facebook. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcqWnojXuEk
He was really trying to bang this one girl and I knew this would make shit awkward and hilarious. He started giving me some crap in anatomy, a class he shared with this girl, so I said, "Have you taken your Valtrex today?"
As if the gods wanted there to be no confusion whatsoever, another person asks, "What's Valtrex?" and another promptly answered "It's medicine for herpes."
I got him good.
He was really trying to bang this one girl and I knew this would make shit awkward and hilarious. He started giving me some crap in anatomy, a class he shared with this girl, so I said, "Have you taken your Valtrex today?"
As if the gods wanted there to be no confusion whatsoever, another person asks, "What's Valtrex?" and another promptly answered "It's medicine for herpes."
I got him good.
Trust me, I'm a doctor!
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Hah, good old type 2. Although, to be fair, he might be taking it for shingles, not necessarily for genital (that is, if he was taking Valtrex). Heh, uh, heh.dialdfordesi wrote:So I sent my roommate this video on facebook. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcqWnojXuEk
He was really trying to bang this one girl and I knew this would make shit awkward and hilarious. He started giving me some crap in anatomy, a class he shared with this girl, so I said, "Have you taken your Valtrex today?"
As if the gods wanted there to be no confusion whatsoever, another person asks, "What's Valtrex?" and another promptly answered "It's medicine for herpes."
I got him good.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
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Eldo is a doctor, that's how he knows these things.
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Yeah, let's pretend that's the reason he knows a lot about Valtrex.Starnum wrote:Eldo is a doctor, that's how he knows these things.
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- dialdfordesi
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Nah he doesn't have herpes or VZV, I was just bustin his balls.Eldo wrote:Hah, good old type 2. Although, to be fair, he might be taking it for shingles, not necessarily for genital (that is, if he was taking Valtrex). Heh, uh, heh.
Oh, and it's always great to see drunk ass caucasians trying to bust a move.
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Is that supposed to be a parody on Those Who Hunt Elves?
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Yes, I am considered a doctor in some fictional countries.Starnum wrote:Eldo is a doctor, that's how he knows these things.
Yeah, knew you were busting his balls, just having a bit of a Family Guy moment with the lameness.dialdfordesi wrote:Nah he doesn't have herpes or VZV, I was just bustin his balls.
Oh, and it's always great to see drunk ass caucasians trying to bust a move.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
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Don't worry, my kingdom Spere is fictional, and we honor your doctorate there.Eldo wrote:Yes, I am considered a doctor in some fictional countries.Starnum wrote:Eldo is a doctor, that's how he knows these things.
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Have you taken your Valtrex today?Starnum wrote:Don't worry, my kingdom Spere is fictional, and we honor your doctorate there.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
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Does it still work if I break it down into powder form and snort it?
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It really depends on your snorting technique.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
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Well there are only two snorting techniques: doing it and not doing it at all. The whole point of snorting is so that the chemical in question can get absorbed into the soft tissue inside your nostril. Snorting in general creates the air current by which the chemical powder can be swept up, and there isn't really a technique to that. I guess you could put it in a line or a clump or whatever, but that doesn't really matter.
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Duuuude you must do cocaine then!!
Your so cool!
COOOL!
Your so cool!
COOOL!
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Oh, cool!
Are we talking about drugs now?
Are we talking about drugs now?
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Let's talk about your nasty rash, Femto.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
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I am femto.
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I have a nasty rash in my ass.
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New title suggestions:
"buzkashi's son"
"mother of buzkashi's children"
"femto's inner-anal rash"
"buzkashi's son"
"mother of buzkashi's children"
"femto's inner-anal rash"
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Have you seen a doctor about that?Femto wrote:I have a nasty rash in my ass.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
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It may not be a rash, but just serious chafing. You may want to increase the lube you regularly use.
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And use a better brand of condom, that may help.
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Worst thread '09.
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yup, agreed. but you have to admit that the one called 'where's libaxx' is just as stupid. talk must always devolve it seems.
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Any thread femto makes is better than this thread.
So says buzkashi
ciao
So says buzkashi
ciao
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