Humorous Situations

Post by **dialdfordesi** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:29 pm

So I sent my roommate this video on facebook. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcqWnojXuEk

He was really trying to bang this one girl and I knew this would make shit awkward and hilarious. He started giving me some crap in anatomy, a class he shared with this girl, so I said, "Have you taken your Valtrex today?"

As if the gods wanted there to be no confusion whatsoever, another person asks, "What's Valtrex?" and another promptly answered "It's medicine for herpes."
I got him good.

Post by **Eldo** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:54 pm

dialdfordesi wrote:So I sent my roommate this video on facebook. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcqWnojXuEk

He was really trying to bang this one girl and I knew this would make shit awkward and hilarious. He started giving me some crap in anatomy, a class he shared with this girl, so I said, "Have you taken your Valtrex today?"

As if the gods wanted there to be no confusion whatsoever, another person asks, "What's Valtrex?" and another promptly answered "It's medicine for herpes."
I got him good.

Hah, good old type 2. Although, to be fair, he might be taking it for shingles, not necessarily for genital (that is, if he was taking Valtrex). Heh, uh, heh.

Post by **Starnum** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:13 am

Eldo is a doctor, that's how he knows these things.

Post by **War Machine** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:24 am

Starnum wrote:Eldo is a doctor, that's how he knows these things.

Yeah, let's pretend that's the reason he knows a lot about Valtrex.

Post by **dialdfordesi** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:27 pm

Eldo wrote:Hah, good old type 2. Although, to be fair, he might be taking it for shingles, not necessarily for genital (that is, if he was taking Valtrex). Heh, uh, heh.

Nah he doesn't have herpes or VZV, I was just bustin his balls.

Oh, and it's always great to see drunk ass caucasians trying to bust a move.

Post by **DrPepperPro** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:45 pm

Post by **The Herald** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:32 pm

Is that supposed to be a parody on Those Who Hunt Elves?

Post by **Eldo** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:43 pm

Starnum wrote:Eldo is a doctor, that's how he knows these things.

Yes, I am considered a doctor in some fictional countries.

dialdfordesi wrote:Nah he doesn't have herpes or VZV, I was just bustin his balls.

Oh, and it's always great to see drunk ass caucasians trying to bust a move.

Yeah, knew you were busting his balls, just having a bit of a Family Guy moment with the lameness.

Post by **Starnum** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:57 am

Eldo wrote:
Starnum wrote:Eldo is a doctor, that's how he knows these things.
Yes, I am considered a doctor in some fictional countries.

Don't worry, my kingdom Spere is fictional, and we honor your doctorate there.

Post by **Eldo** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:20 am

Starnum wrote:Don't worry, my kingdom Spere is fictional, and we honor your doctorate there.

Have you taken your Valtrex today?

Post by **Starnum** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:11 am

Does it still work if I break it down into powder form and snort it?

Post by **Eldo** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:40 pm

It really depends on your snorting technique.

Post by **The Herald** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:09 am

Well there are only two snorting techniques: doing it and not doing it at all. The whole point of snorting is so that the chemical in question can get absorbed into the soft tissue inside your nostril. Snorting in general creates the air current by which the chemical powder can be swept up, and there isn't really a technique to that. I guess you could put it in a line or a clump or whatever, but that doesn't really matter.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:39 am

Duuuude you must do cocaine then!!

Your so cool!

COOOL!

Post by **Femto** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:34 am

Oh, cool!

Are we talking about drugs now?

Post by **Eldo** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:01 am

Let's talk about your nasty rash, Femto.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:18 pm

I am femto.

Post by **Femto** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:37 pm

I have a nasty rash in my ass.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:20 am

New title suggestions:

"buzkashi's son"
"mother of buzkashi's children"
"femto's inner-anal rash"

Post by **Eldo** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:55 pm

Femto wrote:I have a nasty rash in my ass.

Have you seen a doctor about that?

Post by **dialdfordesi** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:31 pm

It may not be a rash, but just serious chafing. You may want to increase the lube you regularly use.

Post by **The Herald** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:21 am

And use a better brand of condom, that may help.

Post by **Femto** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:58 am

Worst thread '09.

Post by **The Herald** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:08 pm

yup, agreed. but you have to admit that the one called 'where's libaxx' is just as stupid. talk must always devolve it seems.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:37 pm

Any thread femto makes is better than this thread.

So says buzkashi

ciao

Evil Genius

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