An email I received this evening...

[Femto]

I usually avoid and delete emails like these, but since it was sent to my 'homosexual get together' email, I thought it may have been some sort of anal jockey. Oh, how wrong I am. This guy (girl?) emailed me via his douchemail account (I decided to remove the email address though):

I'm watching you change.

Love,

Buzkashi.

I just want to know: what does it mean?

[Eldo]

That means Buzkashi is watching you change.

[lon3vvolf]

It might mean hes watching you change in the other sense too. As in change over time... or maybe you're changing from being his secret crush to being his next victim?

You got me on this one.

[Femto]

The scary part is that I instinctively knew what anal jockey means and how to use it in proper context.

[Buzkashi]

You're wearing those briefs I like so much huh?

[Femto]

I'M NOT TELLING!

And how'd you get the address to my homosexual get together e-mail, huh?!

[Buzkashi]

You sent it to me in a victorias secret box.