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Post by **Femto** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:13 am

I may have impregnated a girl.

Cheers.

Post by **Eldo** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:16 am

Femto,

Kissing a girl does not get her pregnant.

Regards,

Eldo.

Post by **Femto** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:26 am

Hahahaha.

Post by **Starnum** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:32 am

For the sake of the planet, let us pray that you didn't. Heheh, j/k man. Well, I hope it turns out however you're wanting it to.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:05 am

Eldo wrote:Femto,

Kissing a girl does not get her pregnant.

Regards,

Eldo.

Funnies thing I've ever seen eldo produce..

hahahah

Post by **Femto** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:08 am

Buzkashi is a giant fruitcake.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:21 am

Femto wrote:Buzkashi is a giant fruitcake.

You're lacking these days silly mofo.

Post by **Starnum** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:35 am

Give him some credit, he's low on mojo.

Post by **Brainpiercing** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:35 am

Hit Esc to Abort...

Uh....

Post by **LordMune** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:36 am

Eldo wrote:Femto,

Kissing a girl does not get her pregnant.

Regards,

Eldo.

Post by **psi29a** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:51 pm

Femto, does she know you did this?

This thread is full of win and own.

Post by **Avulsion** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:06 pm

Eldo wrote:Femto,

Kissing a girl does not get her pregnant.

Regards,

Eldo.

Hiooooooooooooo

Post by **War Machine** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:06 pm

Seems like a great moment for one of Zapp Branigan's best quotes:

"I have matted with a woman. Inform the men".

Post by **Femto** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:24 pm

psi29a wrote:Femto, does she know you did this?

This thread is full of win and own.

Well, yeah.

She says she's getting the symptoms (missed her period, swollen breasts) and she'll find out for sure on Wednesday.

Post by **Tempest** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:44 pm

I think we all know how a scare like this can be prevented in the future.

Post by **halfnhalf** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:17 pm

so im guessing you havent mastered the "pull out" move?

Post by **psi29a** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:21 pm

Well, if you are cool with it, then congratulations!

I'm just really glad you clarified that you did get a girl pregnant.

Post by **Killfile** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:25 pm

I may have impregnated a girl.

Girl? So she's what? 9? 11?

Post by **Femto** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:25 pm

halfnhalf wrote:so im guessing you havent mastered the "pull out" move?

Well, obviously not.

Post by **MrFelony** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:54 pm

better question, is it your gf who you may have gotten preggers?

Post by **Femto** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:15 pm

MrFelony wrote:better question, is it your gf who you may have gotten preggers?

There are so many layers to this issue that I don't know where to even begin to answer this question (nor am I willing to).

I've gotten this scare a couple times before though, once with this very same girl, as a matter of fact.

They'd complain about missing their periods when they'd always been so punctual in the past only to have it arrive a little later than usual.

Swollen breasts though?

Never heard that one before.

I hope it's a hormone imbalance or some shit.

She's 25, by the way.

I'm no child molester.

Post by **Femto** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:25 pm

This thread should be moved to Current Events and Politics.

Post by **Tempest** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:53 pm

Femto wrote:This thread should be moved to Current Events and Politics.

Sorry to dissapoint, but I don't think your sexual hijinks quite qualifiy as being international news events.

Unless you got a goat pregnant or something. But then again, Buzkashi does that all the time and we are rarely shocked by it.

Post by **Eldo** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:00 pm

halfnhalf wrote:so im guessing you havent mastered the "pull out" move?

It's not a 100% contraceptive method. She can still get pregnant from that, and I won't explain the biology that goes with that.

If this has happened before Femto, I would have taken more preventative measures and be extra cautious to ensure it won't happen again. Unless you were totally drunk.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:35 pm

Gotta wear the jimmy cap mayn.

Pussy's evolved. Good ol' coitus interuptus don't work like it used to.

Evil Genius

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