Khan wrote:I want games. That is a console primary function and reason. And instead of showing me a ton of them I see each shiny new piece of shit try to boast how big it is and coax its fan base into going into hilarious detail on why their god company is the indefinite victor of who-outside-of-this-click-really-fucking-cares. I won’t buy any of these at launch until I see a giant collection of games I want for said system, no matter how many prostitutes you include in the packaging or how cheap it is. But just for some consistency I’ll give my useless opinion on the systems to be.
Wii: Oh goody, an incredibly "innovative" controller. Why don't you just stick your transforming remote up my ass and handle my balls the way I like Nintendo? I’m sure that will be the most stimulating experience I can get out of waving it around like I’m having a stroke to Mario Party Lacrosse. $10 for every game I ever bought from you? Good bye ROMs and surviving consoles, hello Wi-Fi sprites.
360: Once again a few seen good games in a vast sea of listening to blaring 11 year olds get inducted into the Junior KKK when their mothers off shopping and going into wonderful detail on how they’re going to kill my family for dying on a video game.
PS3: MGS4, DMC4, a shooter, and an over hyped melodrama of androgynous fan fiction does not warrant a console purchase.
I don’t care who fucking makes it, I want a god damn mountain of games I want to waste my life playing. When that happens I’ll go to the highest cliffs and longest valleys and proclaim which company my wallet is bitch to as loudly as humanly possible. But until that faithful day I’ll pray all this hype leads to the failure of all three of them birthing a new dark age of gaming that will drive the thousands of dip shits on gaming forums worldwide to mass suicide. That and wonder how accurately I can predict the future.
Terrible member (and post).
Cause he makes fun of Wii right
The ink of a scholar is worth a thousand times more than the blood of the martyr- The Quran
That was a good read, thanks malvado. I seriously hope Nintendo succeeds in "overthrowing the gods". I am tired of games with amazing graphics and no substance. They are like porn, enteraining to look at but they get old quick. I want games to make me giggle like a school girl again(the last game that made me do that was Samba de Amigo).
Of course, my first person shooters and racing games have to have breath-taking graphics, so I am forced to get two systems.
"We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then
blames them for his own mistakes." - Gene Roddenberry
Most definitely. The 2nd Runner is the best animu mecha game to date, however.
Have you even played the game?
Everything outside the gameplay is great, but the moment you start to think about the game you're playing instead of the pretty graphics you're looking at you'll realize that the game is just boring as hell.
Worst and most uninteresting boss fights ever.
But hey, you think SotC is a good game, so I'll stop there.
Most definitely. The 2nd Runner is the best animu mecha game to date, however.
Have you even played the game?
Everything outside the gameplay is great, but the moment you start to think about the game you're playing instead of the pretty graphics you're looking at you'll realize that the game is just boring as hell.
Worst and most uninteresting boss fights ever.
But hey, you think SotC is a good game, so I'll stop there.
Anyone read about the PS3 presale success? Some lawl material there. I swear the management at Sony is run by monkeys.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
"We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then
blames them for his own mistakes." - Gene Roddenberry
Most definitely. The 2nd Runner is the best animu mecha game to date, however.
Have you even played the game?
Everything outside the gameplay is great, but the moment you start to think about the game you're playing instead of the pretty graphics you're looking at you'll realize that the game is just boring as hell.
Worst and most uninteresting boss fights ever.
But hey, you think SotC is a good game, so I'll stop there.
Shit this is scary for once i agree with you.
ZOE2 was awesome story and story videos wise but the gameplay had some glithches that ruined the fun. The boss fights werent good to say the least.
Hopefully ZOE3 will be better.
I wonder if Kojima is involved in the game.
The ink of a scholar is worth a thousand times more than the blood of the martyr- The Quran
The PlayStation 3 will require a total 380 watts of power to run, which is more than eight times the power required by PlayStation 2 (45 watts) and more than twice the power demands of Microsoft's Xbox 360 (160 watts). This is one power hungry machine. If you play the PS3 for an hour a day for a year, it will cost you around $20.
My friend's getting a Wii early November, I've decided to sleep over at his place until I get bored or eat all his food.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
Ayanami wrote:Nice, not only does it cost a shit load, it cost a shit load to run. I wonder if anyone will give back there reserve slips after they hear this shit.
I will probably get a PS3 later on its life span when there are enough games to warrant the purchase. And hopefully after a price drop. I believe I have said it before many a time, but if Gradius VI comes out exclusive on PS3, my hands will be tied.
I am just not going to get it before the other 2, that is for damn sure. But as ya do, if you want to get it then get it.
