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Best news article ever...

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You can't make this shit up.
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That...is so horribly hilarious.
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The image has been blocked by my admin!! what the hell is it??
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Thank you sir, may I have another :twisted: :whip:
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There. Probably because it was from College Humor, your network kids are blocking it.
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Post by Gundam_Bobcat »

Now that would be interesting to see.

At First I thought it was one of those wrong titles, but i read what little I could and it seems that it really did happen.
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y didnt they get the dude out?
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a trained hippo is much more valuable.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Just like in my dreams!
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Finito wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Just like in my dreams!
That just scares me, but I could see myself dreaming something like that though.
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Its funny if it was in a movie or something but to die like is just....
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He must of had done some bad things and no one cared if he died, they might have wanted him to die too.
In my dream he wasnt asian, be he had sad eyes :cry:
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That could've been me........why is it always funny when short people die, but sad when tall people die?
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Wow, that is oddly amusing.
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Lets have a moment of silence for this poor bastard....

*bows head*

*snickers*

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ryusenka wrote:That could've been me........why is it always funny when short people die, but sad when tall people die?
are you a midget?
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http://www.dividedbytruth.org/women_pants.htm

I'm not sure if you guys read this before, but I just read it about 5 minutes ago. Oh my god, I laughed out loud.
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Bwahahahahahaha! i just imagined the hippo thing. that made my night! i actually started to laugh out loud! thanks psi. *u*

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Eldo wrote:http://www.dividedbytruth.org/women_pants.htm

I'm not sure if you guys read this before, but I just read it about 5 minutes ago. Oh my god, I laughed out loud.
this one is really funny
specially that think about the rock'n'roll spirits ... the Heresy of the new age
& that funny logical about the bathroom signs ... Satanic filth ...etc
i wonder what will he thought about Berserk Manga ..

in the end it was a good preach ... may Jack Hyles R.I.P

eldo i wonder what were u searching at google & find this topic .. not nhk c26 scan i'm sure
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I found another bizarre newsarticle, best not to make a new thread:

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They reproduced that on Mythbusters some time ago.
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woudnt he suffocate tht high up?
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panasonic wrote:woudnt he suffocate tht high up?
No, the air is just noticeably thinner at that altitude which makes it harder to breath, but there should be plenty of air to sustain a person.
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Post by Starnum »

Oh man, that is some funny, crazy shit. The dwarf thing is kind of sad, but the guy with the weather ballons was an idiot. To think that shit could actually happen, makes it even funnier.
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/me wants more... feed me!
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I thought it was another one of those "Misunderstood news headlines", but...wow.
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