Yikes

Website · Post by **Damien** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:12 am

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm

Dammmn, thats pretty crazy.

Post by **Finito** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:32 am

Thats fucked up...They could eat little kids, those little squirrels, normally they run like pussies at anything they see. A little squirrel hunt should be going on over there soon, and they might want to make some food available for the animals over there or they it could be worse, if squrrels can do that when they get hungry, imagine the other bigger animals.

Post by **Messatsu** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:42 pm

Yikes i wouldnt want those things going after my nuts.

Post by **Starnum** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:53 pm

Heh, that's pretty cool. Score one for the squirrels!

Post by **Ruuppa** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:07 pm

Holy crap. This almost happened to me and my friend when we were 9.

We were on a class-trip to a natural-reservate kind of island, with all kinds of weird animals and plants. We dropped behind from the main group, and then there came a squirrel on to the path. We stopped and I started making some sounds, trying to lure it closer.. Well, it did. But then about 5 or six more came up on the road. No worries, we laughed. Then they started advancing, and we started to get kinda nervous, they probably wanted food or somesuch, but as we started to check if we had some food, we noticed three more squirrels on the path behind us. At this point the teacher came up to get us up to speed, and the squirrels dissipated..

After that, we joked that the squirrels would first have bit our leg-tendons off so we'd fall down, and then gnaw our eyes from our heads.. How could we have known how close we came to the realization of that horror on that anti-climactic day..

tldr

Post by **Starnum** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:17 pm

Ah, what a shame. Devoured by squirrels, that's how I want to go.

Post by **Ruuppa** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:20 pm

Squirrels have no soul. Have you gazed into their eyes, that are like the deep and unmeasurable bowels of space? They'll not just devour the body, they'll also digest your soul, and give you pain that Hell can only dream of giving.

Fear the squirrels.

Post by **Loeviz** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:56 pm

I wonder if you could train them to lets say guard your house.
Would be a pretty neat security system

Post by **Messatsu** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:14 am

exept you would have to clean up the mess they leave behind afterwards.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:24 am

Damn, we must breed these squirrels to help in our constant struggle against the flying beavers.

Post by **Ruuppa** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:13 pm

We could cross-breed these squirrels with moles, and thus create an invincible army of tree-hopping, ground-burrowing Squmo commandos.

Let's see the badgers win THAT.

Post by **Finito** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:21 pm

I say squirrel porn would sell pretty good

Post by **Starnum** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:55 am

Ruuppa wrote:...give you pain that Hell can only dream of giving.

I doubt that.

I like this idea about using them against the infamous flying beavers though. Buz, get on that.