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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0, ... 05,00.html

I lol'd.

This was moved from the Entertainment and Media forum to off the wall because I thought it fit more appropriately here.
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I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
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Post by Ellen »

Dear lord.... It's a whole generation of retarded literature.

I can't stand all those short forms anymore.... GRAHHHHHHHH
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good god.. if thats not a one way ticket to hell
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Dear lord. This is just wierd.
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
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Oh, that's sad...
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I´m stunned.
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In real life I usually say this at times like these:
"he sure had a lot of time at his disposal"
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Post by halfnhalf »

i think the question has been answered...


God is leet.
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Double U Tea Efffffff
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Post by Sandman »

The bible confused people before now its just going to dumbfound them, they might as well pray like this... :stupid:
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Thank you sir, may I have another :twisted: :whip:
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Errrr, better is the best... or not.... :P
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This world of ours never ceases to amaze me.
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Oh my fucking God. And this time it's not just a phrase.
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No this isnt a phrase at all.
i have to say im really afraid now.
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Sandman wrote:The bible confused people before now its just going to dumbfound them, they might as well pray like this... :stupid:
We've been praying like that around here for a while now actually, heh.
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Yeah, where is Arresty when we need him? He usually leads our prayer sessions!





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Sandman wrote:The bible confused people before now its just going to dumbfound them, they might as well pray like this... :stupid:
The marketing-management teachers like to hang out Dogbert comics and Murphy quotes on corridors, and one of them was something like this: "...if you put something so simple that it is impossible to misunderstand, there is sure to be somoone to misunderstand it..."

or the other:

"...whatever results you bring up there is sure to be somone to misunderstand, misinterpret them, or use them to support his favourite theories..."

(man, my English is so poor...)
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Post by Eldo »

da b1ble wrote:In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & da earth
Heh, if I ever get a bible on my mobile, I'll burn it.
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I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
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nice
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