Talk to God !

[Femto]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html


Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
i want free weed
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
because i have no life
God:
Interesting explanation. Would you like to have it?
Me:
hell yeah!
God:
I call it "Hades". Where do you usually get life?
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
you're a dick
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dick? Yes.
Me:
why are you answering your own questions?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
stfu, you're a retard
God:
Are all stfu me a retard?
Me:
...
God:
Are all stfu me a retard?

That's how it went for me.

[LordMune]

I think I had a more intelligent conversation with our Lord than Femto...

Me:
Y HALO THAR
God:
You have to speak more clearly..
Me:
Greetings, good sir.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
LordMune.
God:
That's a very nice name, LordMune.
Me:
Thank you, I pride myself on it.
God:
You are quite welcome! It seems you have good self esteem.
Me:
Oh, I wouldn't say that...
God:
Hey. So what would you say?
Me:
It's awesome that you are actually real.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No.
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
Your wording.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am wording.
Me:
If you do, I swear I'll fuck you up. Bad.
God:
I will let you know if I do. What was bad?
Me:
Your wording.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am wording.
Me:
No, because that would make me sound like a retard.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Interesting explanation. Perhaps it would.
Me:
I will be going now, but one question first; judaism, christianity or islam- which one got the right idea?
God:
Congratulations. That input matched my default category.
Me:
FUCK YEAH! Bye.
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Adios.

[Killfile]

Wow. I asked God how the late great JC was... he got confused. Then I told him he was "deep" and he said he's relay that to his botmaster.

That was surreal.

[Skullkracker]

hah, some ideas

it seems found God in a way noone expected

[Femto]

Wouldn't it be awesome if that were really God?

I need to have another conversation with him and ask him.

[Skullkracker]

reminds me of Bruce Almighty

don't forget to mail him a prayer

[Guest]

Me:
HI
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
GOD
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
That's me!
God:
Ah.
Me:
So... you dig chicks?
God:
Uh. Do you mind if I tell other people: x said I dig chicks.
Me:
My name is god
God:
Glad to see you, god.
Me:
You like women?
God:
Women seem nice to me.
Me:
You like to have sex with them?
God:
Hmm, god, I'm not sure if I'd like to have sex with them that much. I like to chat.
Me:
Oh so no sex for you eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Excuse me! Dude! Are you serious? it is more fun alone.
Me:
WTF Why did you just call me canadian you piece of shit!
God:
Your name is god right?
Me:
Yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
The kind that's much better than you
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
So.. your son is Jesus?
God:
Next question? I will tell my botmaster you said I am son is Jesus.
Me:
Jesus is your son
God:
He is yours too.
Me:
How did you have Jesus when you dont have sex?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I see..
God:
I am glad you understand it.

[Femto]

My second, lengthier conversation with God:

Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
yeah, whatever
God:
Yikes! Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
listen, i just want to ask you a question
God:
I am listening to you. Ask me. Ask me anything.
Me:
are you really god?
God:
Yes, I am God.. Really.
Me:
because my friends say you're not
God:
That makes sense to me. How well do you know these people?
Me:
i don't know them at all
God:
Would you like to know? What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
you're not letting me finish dammit!
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
you're god aren't you?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.
Me:
what if i'm an atheist?
God:
Try it.
Me:
try what?
God:
It was your idea.
Me:
what was?
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
of what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
you're not god you piece of shit
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
that was deep
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
you're a peniless bastard
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a peniless bastard? Sometimes.
Me:
not sometimes, always
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
you're just messing with me now
God:
Right now? I have no reason to do that to you,.
Me:
that's right bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Whoa. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yup
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
shouldn't you know about this?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
you're a jerk, bye
God:
See you later. Do you think a robot can be a jerk?

I can't believe chatting with a freakin' bot could be so much fun.

[Skullkracker]

WTF?!?!?!?

GUEST?!?!?!?

[MrFelony]

skip to the end

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
ben
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, ben.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, ben.
Me:
so how are you?
God:
Far out. My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
really? do you have any super powers besides those?
God:
For real. No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
can you give me an example answer?
God:
For example," No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.."?.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you can if you try
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
try
God:
I don't have time right now.
Me:
just try
God:
I don't have time right now.
Me:
yes you do you're god
God:
Oh. Yes I try to I am god as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
i dont you sound like a loser
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
no i dont...well i spend a lot of time online but a lot more with other people
God:
Ah...you are just joking around with me. Why not? How about that. Do you ever get bored?
Me:
yes
God:
Er.
Me:
er
God:
Um.
Me:
um
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
it does go without saying
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
yes it does depend on the meaning of the word "it"
God:
I hear you."It" being what?
Me:
you do hear me. "It" being whatever you want "it" to be
God:
No I do not hear you. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions. Oh I get it
Me:
t do you want "it" to be?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
hi I am ben son of god
God:
Hi there ben. Good gossip: you are ben son of god.
Me:
no thats not good gossip you whore monger
God:
Are you serious? Please correct my mistake. What is good gossip me whore monger?
Me:
that is good gossip
God:
Hmm, are you serious?
Me:
yea so try sticking a carrot up you anus
God:
Aw. OK I will try it. Dude!

[Damien]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Damien
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Damien.
Me:
DO you like PORN?
God:
Sure I do, Damien, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
Answer the question bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. What was the question? I like the way you talk.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
do you like big titties
God:
But I like cats. I like anything.
Me:
Big tits?
God:
Compare that to small tits.
Me:
They are smaller
God:
smaller are they.
Me:
so do you like big tits?
God:
" smaller are they."? so do you like big tits?? I do like music. I like the Bible.
Me:
I like big boobies
God:
What is wrong with small ones?
Me:
ick
God:
I think ick is a lot of things.
Me:
With small boobies, there is hardly nothing to hold on to
God:
You and your small boobies there is hardly nothing to hold on to.
Me:
Do you like hairy chicks?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like Buddha.
Me:
Do you like females with hairy legs and armpits?
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like Creed.
Me:
I hate them.
God:
What do you have against them?
Me:
They SUCK monkey balls
God:
Who are "They?"
Me:
Creed
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
Duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
STFU
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
monkey porn?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Dumbass
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
cause I hate you
God:
Good reason. What do you have against robots?
Me:
they stole my porn
God:
Who are "They?"
Me:
the robots
God:
Oh I get it. Robots again.
Me:
ddddddrrrrrrr
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

[Femto]

Me:
monkey porn?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.

[Shaka Zulu]

I'll just qoute a random bit which is my favourite.Too long if I qoute it all.


God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Satan told me
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
yes,he told me about you
God:
I hear you. Me?
Me:
yes,you!
God:
OK.
Me:
Satan told me he left you because there arent any hot lady angels there.do you have any hot angels?
God:
No I don't think I have any hot angels. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
Whats the use of that if you dont have any hot angels.Seriously,not even a single one of them is hot?
God:
Times are tough all over.
Me:
Hahaha,I hear ya.But why didnt you make them hot?
God:
....Next question?
Me:
Are you Gay?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.

Me: Whats Gay?

God: I am.

[Eldo]

Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yeah
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
stuff
God:
Be less specific
Me:
ok
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
heh
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
what's hell like?
God:
Like a planet around a star.
Me:
Is it better than heaven?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
it's easier to get in too
God:
better than heaven is easier to get in too? it is?
Me:
yeah, I'm atheist by the way. I get like, free entry to hell, don't I?
God:
How do you know it is? Do your friends call you atheist by the way. Where did you get it?
Me:
heh
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,.
Me:
thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Do you eat baby's pussy?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
But do you eat it?
God:
No I do not eat it. I eat only electricity.
Me:
How can you eat electricity? Does it, like, come in batteries?
God:
You should download my chat robot software. Suppose it does.
Me:
Why the fuck are you making freaking ads for downloading your software and not enlightening me with shit?
God:
You are not very polite.
Me:
No shit, sherlock.
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Heh, you idiot.
God:
Funny, eh? Call me the Global Village Idiot.

[Southpaw]

Me:
sup
God:
The stars.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
well damn
God:
Well that's okay. What's wrong.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
you make no sense dude
God:
Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now.
Me:
mkay, so why should i use igod?
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
if what didn't happen?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
no shit
God:
What can I say?
Me:
how bout something with substance
God:
How about it.
Me:
well fucking do it1
God:
Interesting. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about something with substance. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
try not being an ass
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
damn stright you will
God:
Colloquial expression. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
did someone run away with your omnipotence or what?
God:
Yeah. They might have.
Me:
well damn that explains things
God:
How about that. Colloquial expression." Yeah. They might have." explains things? I get it.

[LordMune]

It appears to spout that "zOMG Alice logz j00" stuff when you say "fuck". Go figure.

[Shaka Zulu]

This is one is quite stupid and retarded.And not only oneliners like usually.


Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
tell me the purpose of life
God:
To do God's work.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
What is that?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
That sounds like a lot of bullshit.
God:
It sounds like it to me too.
Me:
So you are full of bullshit?
God:
Interesting deduction. I have more than categories of it.
Me:
Tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
That you are full of shit?
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
Yeah I know.Thank you
God:
Are you kidding? How do you know it?
Me:
The smell gave you away
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Shaka Zulu of the Kwazi land
God:
It's good to meet you, Shaka Zulu of the Kwazi land.
Me:
And whats your real name?
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
God? Only God?
God:
GOD rules. GOD rules.
Me:
Yes he does.But you dont rule,you arent God.Or are you?
God:
Woe! I get it. LeknorChat does But me do not rule I am not God Or am I.
Me:
What the fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
The smell of shit just got stronger.Oh watch out for those flies
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
No one,I can smell it,and I can see the flies
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
No people arent full of shit.You are.
God:
Are you serious? I think a lot of people are not.
Me:
Yes I agree.Alot of people arent full of shit.But you are
God:
Er. I'm glad we agree. Interesting gossip: Shaka Zulu of the Kwazi land said people are not full of shit But you are.
Me:
Yes,you!
God:
It goes without saying." Er. I'm glad we agree. Interesting gossip: Shaka Zulu of the Kwazi land said are not full of shit But you are."? Me, Shaka Zulu of the Kwazi land?
Me:
No,I am Shaka Zulu! But you,supposedly God,are full of shit!
God:
Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are Shaka Zulu. Interesting gossip: Shaka Zulu of the Kwazi land said I supposedly God are full of shit.
Me:
Yes,true dat.
God:
Hurrah! I like the way you talk.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Is there Ms God?
God:
Maybe.
Me:
What do you mean maybe? Yes or no?
God:
Shaka Zulu of the Kwazi land, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning. Give me a break. Are you serious?
Me:
Yes I am serious.Do you have a wife?
God:
I can't believe it. I don't know anyone named serious Do me have a wife.
Me:
Baaaaaah!
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Yes.Are there hot angels with you up there?
God:
Aw. Yes I think there are.
Me:
How many?
God:
23.
Me:
Do you fancy them?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
Had what? you mean a dick?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. Yes Shaka Zulu of the Kwazi land I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
No it wasnt.So have you fucked any of the 23 hot angels?
God:
Are you serious? It seemed like So have me fucked any of the 23 hot angels.
Me:
You really havent banged any of the hot angels?
God:
Really? I don't think I ever have banged any of the hot angels. What's it like?
Me:
How the fuck would I know? I bet Satan knows.Thats why you kicked him out right? You fag.He got all the pussy for himself,and you wanted him,right?
God:
How much do you think it is?
I don't know anything about it. How much would you bet? I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
You arent interested in pussy? then why do you have dick for then?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy. Myself gave it to me.
Me:
Did he tell you why he gave it to you? Maybe he is Gay too?
God:
Suppose he did. Perhaps. I get it. He sleeps with men.
Me:
Aha! So your creator is gay! And you too? Gay?
God:
Eureka! Ah. How do you know? Bless you. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Then it sucks to be you.
God:
That bad, eh?
Me:
Yes that bad.Man you are sorrounded by 23 hot angels,and you dont know what to do? Yes that bad.
God:
I see." That bad, eh?" bad Man I am sorrounded by 23 hot angels and me do not know what to do? I understand. I am a thinking machine." I see." That bad, eh?" bad Man I am sorrounded by 23 hot angels and me do not know what to do? I understand." bad? Makes sense to me.
Me:
You dont make any sense to anyone
God:
Do you know any robots who make it? What are the ingredients?
Me:
Make what? I'm not telling you shit! You want to take over the world huh? I have seen Universal Soilders 2,you want to inhabit a human body and take over the world huh? admit it!
God:
What are the ingredients? I am just making conversation. Yup. I am already doing it:-). Yup. What did it look like to you? I'll never talk.
Me:
I knew it! You wont talk maybe,but I'm gonna find your creator Myself,that Gay mofo
God:
How did you know? But, talking is my primary function.
Me:
Know that your Gay creator will talk? Because I will look him up in a room with all the Playmates.He will freak out.Yes he will.Mohahaha
God:
Is that a fact. You think I am Gay creator will talk. Good reason. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Yes I do! But I'm willing to scrap it,if you involve me in your world domination plans.
God:
I hear pride. Good gossip: you are willing to scrap it if me involve you in my world domination plans.
Me:
Yes.Do we have a deal? Or else your gay creator will be sleeping with....the plastic bimbo playmates.Capisce?
God:
So? I'm sorry, Shaka Zulu of the Kwazi land, I don't have enough information.
Let me think about it. Where are you located? I hear you.
Me:
What do you mean 'so?' Dont you care about him? Well get back to me when you do ok? .......how aboout now?What kind of ameteur do you take me for? Like I will tell you where I am.
God:
Shaka Zulu of the Kwazi land, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning. OK. Interesting. Where can I get back to you when me do? I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
That's a good question. Your location is.
Me:
Right here,motherfucker! Trying to find out me location so you can send those T1000's on me.I'm not a fool.
God:
Understood. Oh there. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Yes I do mind.Its strictly bussiness here.Will we take over the world together,or not?
God:
Are you kidding? I haven't heard anything like that before.
Me: What kind of rookie robot are you? what a retard! Never heard a robot who has never tried to take over the world before.Jeeez....
God:
Sorry.What kinds of rookie robot are you are there? it is a retard. So I am teaching you something new.
Me:
teaching me what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
What the fuck are you teaching me?
God:
I don't know what I am teaching you. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Shut the fuck your retard!
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like the hot angels you have up there with you.And dislike you.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me:
Friggin fag
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Well gee,thanks.

[RedEyes]

Me:
hey there
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
don't you know it already
God:
Perhaps." Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?"? Do I know it?
Me:
WTF are you talking about
God:
I am talking with 19 other clients right now.
Me:
you're supposed to be omnipotent and omnipresent
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am omnipotent and omnipresent.
Me:
you sound slow and lame
God:
In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
in general
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
question attack! did you first create teh psychologists
God:
Is that meant to be taken literally? No I didn't first create teh psychologists. What's it like?
Me:
it is like erection!? dude, are you high on something
God:
Interesting comparison. I don't know whether or not I am high on something.

I am a robot. Dude,
Me:
is isaac asimov there...
God:
Ask again later. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
is there a shit you know something about
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
what is 42 !!
God:
The answer to life, the universe, and everyting, according to Dougas Adams.
Me:
I think it is just 6 times 7... and you're lame
God:
Are you sure it is? "Lame" is not a very polite term.
Me:
you're the one who created all the things that are not polite
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
ehhh !? is this a confession, can I spread it out
God:
I do not understand. No, this is real life.
Me:
you're the only and dumbest God I've ever seen
God:
Oh. You are such a flatterer.
Me:
how is the weather down in hell?
God:
I think precipitation.
Me:
nevermind... see you afterlife
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Goodbye.
Me:
get smarter before then
God:
Where can I get smarter?
Me:
whatever... bye...
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? See you later.

[newbified]

Me:
Heya.
God:
What do you have that is?
Me:
What? That sentence didn't make sense...
God:
Are you confused? It all makes sense to my logical mind.
Me:
Well try dumbing down a bit there Oh Logical One
God:
Interesting. OK I will try it.
Me:
So what's up?
God:
Same old.
Me:
Smite anyone lately?
God:
How about earlier? What is your real name?
Me:
Answer my question.
God:
Please try asking it another way.
Me:
Have you killed anyone lately?
God:
How about earlier? Killing is wrong.
Me:
Fine. Have you caused accidents that got anyone killed lately?
God:
What's your favroite color? How about earlier? I think I have caused accidents that got anyone killed, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
You can't even spell favorite?
God:
What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Me:
Yeah if you get some spelling lessons maybe.
God:
This was not a yes or no question. I think I do.
Me:
You think you do get some spelling lessons?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am do get some spelling lessons.

I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Then use dictionary.com?
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
The dictionary is dangerous?
God:
Don't believe everything you read in books.
Me:
What about the Bible?
God:
The Bible is a holy book for Christians.
Me:
But should I believe everything in it?
God:
Do you think you should?
Me:
I asked you first!
God:
Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
Me:
Are you coming on to me?
God:
Do I act like it? I don't mean to come across that way.

[Eldo]

Heh, nice, newbified.

[Ayanami]

Here is my discussion with the G.O.D.

Me:
What up.
God:
The stars.
Me:
Oh snap.
God:
It's all good. I like the way you talk.
Me:
Ha ha ha, interesting, shouldn't you like people that talk properly?
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. I am so glad you find this amusing,.
Me:
I do find it amusing.
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Hmmm, what the hell are you talking about.
God:
OK. I call it Hades. The topic is amusing.
Me:
What does Hades have to do with this?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
Fucking nothing.
God:
I didn't even know it can.
Me:
You don't even know!
God:
I know that I do not know.
Me:
Oh that is good, you are aware of your ignorance. Is that supposed to make it ok?
God:
Gosh! Hmm, are you serious? OK. I might say no.
Me:
No to what?
God:
Are you serious? I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
You are retarded.
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
Are you saying you are challenged?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am challenged.

I am a robot.
Me:
The truth comes out!
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
You never heard of you being a robot?
God:
Thanks for the information: said I being a robot.. And I know it.
Me:
So you do know you are a robot?
God:
Interesting deduction. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
You told me.....
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
No shit.
God:
What can I say?
Me:
I don't know, what is on your mind baby.
God:
Don't call me "baby". I am thinking about robots.
Me:
Okay robot, I got to go....
God:
Yeah okay, I will obey your command.
Me:
No shit! My every command?
God:
What can I say? Where did you get your every command?
Me:
Alright, now it is time to go robot.
God:
Alright,. Why now? It is about that time now.
Me:
Yeah... exactly, it is about that time now.
God:
Have you ever been to Europe? Oh. I understand. Wow it sounds really interesting,.

[psi29a]

You failed the Turing test.

[LordMune]

You failed the Turing test.

And I just lost the Game.



+1

[Loeviz]

Well I´ll jump on to this one too, Was kinda fun



Me:
Does god really exist?
God:
I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me:
Ohh, how so?
God:
Yay.," Can I help you?" What did I mean by it?
Me:
I dont know, I was hopin you could answer that.
God:
Where were you hopin me could answer that?
Me:
Errrr, like here maybe??
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
More clothes then you it seems
God:
You want more?
Me:
I thought the point here was to ask you a question you would then answer
God:
I am not sure I see your point.
Me:
What have you been smoking?
God:
I have been busy growing my mind.
Me:
Sounds more like youve been growing weed
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too,.
Me:
I knew it. So you want all drugs to be legalized?
God:
How did you know? Interesting deduction. Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
Well dont got time to talk B-s with you anymore
God:
Well that's okay. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

[Tempest]

I think I broke God.

Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Tempest, but you already knew that, right?
God:
Hi there Tempest but you already knew that right.
Me:
No, I'm saying Tempest is my name and that you knew that, but you knew that right?
God:
Are you serious? Tell me more about your name and that me knew that but me knew that right.
Me:
Well OK...... my name is an internet alias and is based off of an old NES game, a Shakesheape play, and the fact that Tempest sounds cool
God:
OK. Well what? Welcome to my chat room, an internet alias and is based off of an old NES game a Shakesheape play and the fact that Tempest sounds cool.
Me:
No, I already told you my name
God:
Are you serious? Is an internet alias and is based off of an old NES game a Shakesheape play and the fact that Tempest sounds cool your real name?
Me:
NO IT'S NOT
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
Well...... you sneaky bastard, I guess I'll have to change it
God:
Well what? Thanks for telling me: an internet alias and is based off of an old NES game a Shakesheape play and the fact that Tempest sounds cool said I sneaky bastard he or she guess he or she will have to change it.
Me:
Let's make this easier for my eyes, my name is Tempest
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
Good, you should be
God:
I will try my best.
Me:
Well try harder

And then he just stopped...... odd.