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A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
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ah i saw this one before... i think i said something like this back then.

I can only think of 1 anime in which ALL of these rules are more or less present and that is FLCL aka. Furi Kuri
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#11 - Law of Inherent Combustibility
Everything explodes. Everything.

Hehe it's like me in Battlefield 2 with my Assault Genade Launcher, everything explodes and I make even humans fly. :P
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hahahahahahahaha

true, all of 'em
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so funny and so true :lol:
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Guess those laws can be applied to Hollywood films as well...
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ow btw try and use ANY of these laws on PlanetES
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I think Dragon Ball Z fits best to these "anime laws". Btw laughed the crap out of me with those laws.
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Yeah, I remember seeing these years ago, they're great.
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I thought something like " All 15 year old girls will have at least D breasts" would be on the list.
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Rather: All 15 year old girls who are supposed to be the main girl in the show have D (or larger) breast, but they mostly have a sidekick girl with teeny A cups, too.
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Yeah, that one is true for most anime, but I don't think it applies to them all. ;)
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It applies to every anime with a bit of ecchi the best example bieng TenTen where every female character have boobs big as melon's
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TenTen: Tenjou Tenge right? I still have to read it, sounds fun :D
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Devil_Dante wrote:TenTen: Tenjou Tenge right? I still have to read it, sounds fun :D
It's a cool series. They don't even divide the book into chapters, just "fights" Lots of action. Just watch out which D-Cup lady you start fanticizing about, because one of them has a secret technique that only a few would catigorize into the "Hot" catigory. A reeeeeeeally wierd few.
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Tempest wrote:
Devil_Dante wrote:TenTen: Tenjou Tenge right? I still have to read it, sounds fun :D
It's a cool series. They don't even divide the book into chapters, just "fights" Lots of action. Just watch out which D-Cup lady you start fanticizing about, because one of them has a secret technique that only a few would catigorize into the "Hot" catigory. A reeeeeeeally wierd few.
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Yesterday it popped into my mind that only a few of these can be applied to Berserk...

...and it is really good this way.
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Buzkashi wrote:
Tempest wrote:
Devil_Dante wrote:TenTen: Tenjou Tenge right? I still have to read it, sounds fun :D
It's a cool series. They don't even divide the book into chapters, just "fights" Lots of action. Just watch out which D-Cup lady you start fanticizing about, because one of them has a secret technique that only a few would catigorize into the "Hot" catigory. A reeeeeeeally wierd few.
Fat girls need love too!!
Yeah, but they gotta pay.

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Giggity giggity giggity!
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Tempest wrote:
Buzkashi wrote:
Tempest wrote: It's a cool series. They don't even divide the book into chapters, just "fights" Lots of action. Just watch out which D-Cup lady you start fanticizing about, because one of them has a secret technique that only a few would catigorize into the "Hot" catigory. A reeeeeeeally wierd few.
Fat girls need love too!!
Yeah, but they gotta pay.

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Giggity giggity giggity!
I loled


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Skullkracker wrote:Yesterday it popped into my mind that only a few of these can be applied to Berserk...

...and it is really good this way.
Yeah, Berserk has almost real physics etc.
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Yes i think that is a very good list of laws, but it is by no means complete
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They forgot, Empires are evil, kingdoms are good.
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