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I found this on liquidgeneration through the use of Stumbleupon - which is a cool plugin for Firefox that you should all download immediately. In an attempt to get Tom Cruise to sue me, I'm posting it to a public forum.

If any of you are scientologists (please no), please don't PM me about this. Go back to jumping on the couch.

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/games/c ... tology.asp
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Heh, it is so horrible, yet funny as well. First the GANTZ like live action movie and now this?

Keep 'em coming. :D
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ok this isn't even remotely funny
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Curse this computer without it's speakers. I wanna know!
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I cant even see it at the computers at my school. They have everything blocked. And i mean everything.
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hahahah good god this is great
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Im kooky like Tom Cruise.
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Oh god, that is the funniest thing EVAR.
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Donald Trump's testimonian is good lol.
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That was great, liquid generation is awsome. In response to the jumping on couches....


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I request the "Force Lightning" one. plzkthx
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"And finally in level 7, the highest level, you gain the supernatural ability to jump on couches."

Hehe. :)
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Killfile wrote:I found this on liquidgeneration through the use of Stumbleupon - which is a cool plugin for Firefox that you should all download immediately. In an attempt to get Tom Cruise to sue me, I'm posting it to a public forum.

If any of you are scientologists (please no), please don't PM me about this. Go back to jumping on the couch.

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/games/c ... tology.asp
Thanks for showing me stumbleupon. It is truly one of the best tools I've ever used.
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Meh was prety decent but nothing that made me laugth my ass off.
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whole Hollywood covered in bullshit...made sence to me :)
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Funny on some parts,and otherwise it sucked so much it was funny on some level.


Also that bitch Katie Holmes said I'm from the planet Shaka Zulu...one more reason to be hatin' on that talentless ho :twisted: :lol:


Btw,did you guys know these loons believe humans originated from clams :lol:
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Why?!?!?!? why does it have to be clams?
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This was pretty Hilarious
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Saw a flash before where people were made to clams.
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what are clams?
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Clammy things. Seafood.
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Shaka Zulu wrote:Funny on some parts,and otherwise it sucked so much it was funny on some level.


Also that bitch Katie Holmes said I'm from the planet Shaka Zulu...one more reason to be hatin' on that talentless ho :twisted: :lol:


Btw,did you guys know these loons believe humans originated from clams :lol:
I thought we were, my history teacher told me. Lol no fake. And I'll hold on it, unless you give me a better theory lol.
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Well, for one thing, we share little to no DNA sequences with clams. It's highly doubtful that a clam washed up on the shore would develop legs in the long run, et cetera.

More science plz, I suck.
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Maybe that's why women like pearls. :P
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