Berserk Stupid theories

Post by **dos.azn** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 1:37 am

yup the easiest 0makes are jus parodying actual berserk images

but still i'm too lazy to create more

Post by **Starnum** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 6:32 am

Here, let me help you out with that.

Dark_Zilo wrote:that's to say the least
he is in fact one imaginative guy

following my number 1 theory that Guts and Griffith are in fact twins separated at birth here goes:
after knowing that they are twins, Guts and Griffith will toss a coin to see who gets Casca. of course she won't be happy with that and will diss them both. then she'll turn to Serpico and get involved in a girls fight with Farnese to see who gets him.
Farnese will use the whip and Casca her sword and they will battle. in the end Guts and Griffith will kill Serpico.
then realising that Serpico's gone they will embrace the one character left: Isidro, who will have now a superb technique and will be able to kill Guts and Griffith and get Casca and Farnese.
of course Schierke will try to rescue Guts but due to PMS she won't be able to.
The end of it? Isidro will be a lucky SOB!

*Whispers* We'll just ignore the grammar problems for now.

Post by **Brainpiercing** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 12:50 pm

DOH!!

Post by **Starnum** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 12:51 am

I know, I'm a bastard...but at least I can admit it.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 1:25 am

No dont degrade yourself like that Starnum. Your not a bastard, your a grammer nazi. Its alright it happens to the best of us.

Post by **Starnum** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 6:45 am

Well, it's probably because I'm a writer, and I used to be the Editor-in-Chief for a nation wide newsletter. However, more importantly, as I've said, I'm trying to raise the quality level of the EG regulars. I mean, the least we can do is get the names right. I don't expect everyone to try and memorize every single little detail, like I do...but we can at least get the names right...at least the regulars, you know? I’m talking about the guys who supposedly represent this place. Just trying to raise the bar a little, that's all...*sigh*

Post by **InsaneNoodlyGuy** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 7:54 am

Late at night, when nobody's looking, Farnese strips down, and rubs herself against Gats sword. If she needs to be quick about it, she also thinks about the sword being on fire to bring herself to completion quickly. Schierke did wake up and see this once, but she had no idea what the hell was going on and just went back to sleep.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 7:57 am

Starnum: Now I finally realize what you have been trying to do. And I respect it. At first I just thought that you were trying to show that you were smarter than everyone. But I was wrong. I'll see what I can do about making EG look better from now on.

Post by **Starnum** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 9:25 am

Well, I'm glad you finally understand. I could careless about showing off to a bunch of people I don't really know. If I wanted to do that, I'd try to impress you with my literary skills as I rain down death upon you all in a huge, drawn out, fiery description...*shrugs*

Post by **Brainpiercing** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 11:15 am

Show off my ass. Most of the people here won't read a post if it exceeds the lengths of a common speech bubble!!!

Comic books and manga are of the devil, I see it clearly now. Right with TV, computers, the internet, and BEER.

Post by **Eldo** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 11:25 am

ELDO VISION:

Brainpiercing wrote:Show off my ass. Most of the people here won't read a post if it exceeds the lengths of a common speech bubble!!!

Comic books and manga are of the devil, I see it clearly now. Right with TV, computers, the internet, and BEER.

Post by **Starnum** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 11:26 am

Brainpiercing wrote:Show off my ass. Most of the people here won't read a post if it exceeds the lengths of a common speech bubble!!!

Comic books and manga are of the devil, I see it clearly now. Right with TV, computers, the internet, and BEER.

*Gasps* Blasphemer!

Wait a second...did you just say something about showing off your ass? Um, I'm sure it's a nice ass sir, but please refrain from showing it to us.

You’re right about most people being too lazy to read large posts. I don’t blame them though. I’ve read a many of these huge posts that appear every now and then. Usually it’s just the insane ramblings of someone simply speaking out of their ass, as Dos likes to say. Some of them are good though *shrugs*.

Post by **dos.azn** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 4:03 am

Buzkashi wrote:No dont degrade yourself like that Starnum. Your not a bastard, your a grammer nazi.

thas better?

Post by **Starnum** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 8:43 am

Starnum wrote:Well, it's probably because I'm a writer, and I used to be the Editor-in-Chief for a nation wide newsletter. However, more importantly, as I've said, I'm trying to raise the quality level of the EG regulars. I mean, the least we can do is get the names right. I don't expect everyone to try and memorize every single little detail, like I do...but we can at least get the names right...at least the regulars, you know? I’m talking about the guys who supposedly represent this place. Just trying to raise the bar a little, that's all...*sigh*

Buzkashi wrote:Starnum: Now I finally realize what you have been trying to do. And I respect it. At first I just thought that you were trying to show that you were smarter than everyone. But I was wrong. I'll see what I can do about making EG look better from now on.

No, that's better.

Post by **Brainpiercing** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 3:29 pm

I'll keep my ass where it is, safely in my pants, thank you.

Post by **Dark_Zilo** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 9:42 pm

thanks for the correction of grammar Starnum but i write the names as i see fit so buzz off.
guess you don't have any stupid theory for us so you just correct other people huh?
just kidding Starnum as i have you in high regard.

Post by **InsaneNoodlyGuy** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:15 pm

*bitchsmacks all back on topic of stupid theories*

The Berserk Armor, aside from its more obvious uses, also functions as the most painful condom in existance. Sure it works, and works well, with a microthin layer of armor around the shavt, but every so often it'll grow spikes on one side or the other.

Post by **Brainpiercing** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:39 pm

yuck, another example of extra-ordinarily bad taste

congratulations, we'll get to a new low yet if we go on like this

Post by **Buzkashi** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:44 am

What are you implying?

*calls Gutts severed arm to bitchslap you*

Post by **InsaneNoodlyGuy** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 6:49 am

Buzkashi wrote:What are you implying?

*calls Gutts severed arm to bitchslap you*

*counters with Wild's penis* I'm implying the topic was becoming about ass and grammar. And I am trying to set it on course before it becomes another thread about nothing. This is not seinfeld!

Ijidoro does in fact have the astral spirit of a simian. Schierke isn't joking when she keeps calling him a monkey.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:54 pm

InsaneNoodlyGuy wrote:
Buzkashi wrote:What are you implying?

*calls Gutts severed arm to bitchslap you*
*counters with Wild's penis* I'm implying the topic was becoming about ass and grammar. And I am trying to set it on course before it becomes another thread about nothing. This is not seinfeld!.

Hey, thats great man you grab and swing around all the penis's you want, but i was refering to this.

yuck, another example of extra-ordinarily bad taste Smile

congratulations, we'll get to a new low yet if we go on like this

Ill be more specific next time.

Post by **Starnum** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 5:22 am

Brainpiercing: That’s great, you do that. Bad taste, new low…well, this is the Berserk forum, so that’s the point.

Dark_Zilo: I’ve already explained why I’m doing this. You seem like a cool guy to me. You’re a regular around here…you can at least get the names right.

*If the Noodly Guy even dreams of smacking the Elven King, his arm would suddenly be broken before it could even make contact with such a heavenly face*

Insane: I still like your stupid ass theories though. By the way, it’s Isidro, not Ijidoro.

Post by **psi29a** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 5:30 am

Starnum: depends on what you define as correct. Darkhorse has said that his name is Guts. Miura agrees with Darkhorse. So, i would say that anything that is done by Darkhorse is the 'most' correct.

Post by **Starnum** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 6:15 am

Hm, good point. Guts is indeed the official spelling, but I perfer to write it Gatts. Both are acceptable, but I think Guts sounds stupid. *sigh* I guess I'll calm it down then. As long as the names are written in an acceptable form, then I won't worry about it.

Post by **Ishi-dono** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 6:36 am

English teacher syndrome.... Gahhh

! No more, plz! (j/k)

I know how the names are spelled, but Guts? That probably sounds cool in Japanese, but doesn't have quite the same effect in english. Gatts just sounds better, even if it's wrong. I don't have any right to go changing Miura's names, but I can't help but say Gatts, or I would fell fake and defiled

. (that made no sense but not all things do, especially these "theories", lol) Keep them up

!

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