Ask Dr. Eldo

[dialdfordesi]

How would I get around the fact that the campus won't let people in the dorms hook up videogame consoles to the Internet?

[psi29a]

Find a new college/University ?

[Eldo]

What would be the best way to spend my 15$ I got for shaving my friends back?

Get your back shaved.

How would I get around the fact that the campus won't let people in the dorms hook up videogame consoles to the Internet?

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[Starnum]

Dr. Eldo:

If I were able to freeze time, wouldn't touching somebody while time is frozen completely obliterate that person?

I just wanted to throw my 2 cents in on this one. The way I see it, if you've actually frozen time, I don't think touching anything would damage it. However, if you're moving near the speed of light, so that everything appears to be stopped. Then yes, touching something while moving that fast, even what may seem like a gentle tap, probably would indeed obliterate it.

Anyway, glad to see this thread back in use. Dr. Eldo, hilarious as always. Please keep up the good work.

[Femto]

What would be the best way to spend my 15$ I got for shaving my friends back?

Get your back shaved.

I totally saw this one coming.

And if I did then that means Eldo is losing his edge.

Well, ARE YOU!?

[Eldo]

Well, ARE YOU!?

In my professional opinion, yes. That's because my mail order Russian bride hasn't come yet.

[Finito]

I want hot girls to dig me, and since I know E-G members are getting the pussies, is there a way to be evil and genius in RL?

Also, is there a way to overcome laziness?

[uncempt]

Will I really receive 9 million dollars for helping the ex-trade minister of Nigeria launder her embezzled funds like I was promised in an email this morning?

[Death&Rebirth]

What is the probability of seeing one answer capable of improving someone's lifestyle?

[War Machine]

Dr. Eldo:

If I were able to freeze time, wouldn't touching somebody while time is frozen completely obliterate that person?

I just wanted to throw my 2 cents in on this one. The way I see it, if you've actually frozen time, I don't think touching anything would damage it. However, if you're moving near the speed of light, so that everything appears to be stopped. Then yes, touching something while moving that fast, even what may seem like a gentle tap, probably would indeed obliterate it.

Yeah, I think that if you were able to freeze time you wouldn't be able to move anything. Much like the Spirit Realm in Soul Reaver. I wanted to ask a professional just in case; which served a quite well since not only did I get answer for that silly doubt, but I also got permission to do what I wanted.

Now, I'll just print a copy of the written permission by Dr. Eldo and get working on my time freezing machine.

[Starnum]

Yeah man, totally. Everyone knows that permission from Eldo is greater than permission from the President. Good luck on your machine!

[Eldo]

I want hot girls to dig me, and since I know E-G members are getting the pussies, is there a way to be evil and genius in RL?

I'm a doctor. Not Jesus. There's limits to what I can do, I can't change your genetics or anything.

Also, is there a way to overcome laziness?

Hide the remote.

Will I really receive 9 million dollars for helping the ex-trade minister of Nigeria launder her embezzled funds like I was promised in an email this morning?

OMFG you n00b. Why the fuck do you think you could get 9 million dollars for helping this 'ex-trade minister'? The princess is where the money's at, not the ex-trade minister. If she had money, she wouldn't be an former trade minister. You just helped fund terrorism and rebellion against the government. Which just made you un-American for a Brit. Jesus Christ, I don't *know* *you* anymore.

What is the probability of seeing one answer capable of improving someone's lifestyle?

Me, substantial. Everyone else, hardly. Then again, I'm a doctor.

Now, I'll just print a copy of the written permission by Dr. Eldo and get working on my time freezing machine.

Call me if you need my help. After all, I'm a doctor. I have a phD in Bullshit. My credentials speak for me.

[MsNomer]

Dr. Eldo

Why is it some people seem to repeat the same mistakes over and over and over again without taking any wisdom from them?

[psi29a]

Dr. Eldo

Why is it some people seem to repeat the same mistakes over and over and over again without taking any wisdom from them?

Seconded... 'When will berserk be out' -- by some same n00b.

[Fuji Nagase]

Dr Eldo,

due to the laws in japan, i cant smoke, but man i want to!! i have to be 20 here and although you can get ciggs and lighters here without need of an ID, it is illigal here and i dont know all the laws like i do in the US like you cant be stopped because you `look` too young because its age-ist (my eng is bad right now im sorry!) so in the USA i dont have to worry about getting stopped and i know the consiquesnces of it. but here i do not so much. i could get kicked out of my program if im caught by police and i wouldnt want my host family knowing either...what do you think is the best solution? i think i really need the ciggs for stress of culture shock(uaully i dont smoke so much) but i dont know...

daisukete onegaishimasu!


oh! and i forgot to ask! which vol of berserk if your fav?

[uncempt]

Why does every hangover hurt more than the last?

[Buzkashi]

Dr. Eldo why is pot illegal.

[dialdfordesi]

What's the best alcoholic drink?

[MrFelony]

If you could choose between a light saber and the hottest girl on the planet (your choice), what woman would you choose and would you choose the light saber or the woman?

[Starnum]

If you could choose between having a tail, and the ability to fly, what would it be?

[Fuji Nagase]

hahaha! now its not so much advice but personal questions. i like!!

[psi29a]

This needs to be a comic.

[MrFelony]

will fuji ever get around to making more comics?

[Eldo]

Why is it some people seem to repeat the same mistakes over and over and over again without taking any wisdom from them?

Because they don't have cathode rods inserted into their brains that shock them if they did something wrong.

due to the laws in japan, i cant smoke, but man i want to!! i have to be 20 here and although you can get ciggs and lighters here without need of an ID, it is illigal here and i dont know all the laws like i do in the US like you cant be stopped because you `look` too young because its age-ist (my eng is bad right now im sorry!) so in the USA i dont have to worry about getting stopped and i know the consiquesnces of it. but here i do not so much. i could get kicked out of my program if im caught by police and i wouldnt want my host family knowing either...what do you think is the best solution? i think i really need the ciggs for stress of culture shock(uaully i dont smoke so much) but i dont know...

Take Nicotine patches or gum. The gum tastes horrible though, so probably try the patch.

Or alternatively, you could cosplay as a 20 year old.

oh! and i forgot to ask! which vol of berserk if your fav?

I like to think that I love them all equally, just as I love my own children. However, the news that I sold my first born to slavery to settle all my lawsuits are completely unfounded and untrue.

Why does every hangover hurt more than the last?

Because the hangover is an underlying condition, that accumulates over time. Yes, you can quote me on that.

Dr. Eldo why is pot illegal.

Uncle Sam don't legalise anything they can't make money out of.

What's the best alcoholic drink?

Coopers sparking ale. Guinness Draught's good, like a beer milkshake. Not everyone's drink though.

If you could choose between a light saber and the hottest girl on the planet (your choice), what woman would you choose and would you choose the light saber or the woman?

Would depend where the lightsaber's been. But generally, the girl so she could carry my seeds and create the master race.

If you could choose between having a tail, and the ability to fly, what would it be?

Fly, definitely. I don't see how a tail helps a kangaroo do anything. Except, maybe get shot and have their scrotum skin made into pouches.

will fuji ever get around to making more comics?

Yes.

[Fuji Nagase]

as always eldo is right, but because i dont have a scanner here in japan i dont know if i will be able to in the next 5 months. i DO in fact have a pile in my room at home of comics from EG that need to get inked or scanned or something but i cant do it for right now. my apologies.

but they will come.



i figured that if people already think im like 23 here then the police wont stop me. i just cant smoke in my school uniform.



Q: what would you give to have casca's memory returned?