Ask Dr. Eldo

Post by **Femto** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:59 pm

What would Jesus be like on the internet?

Post by **Eldo** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:05 am

Femto wrote:What would Jesus be like on the internet?

Instead of turning stones into bread and stuff like that, the miracle worker would turn random files into mp3's and porn. What a saviour.

Post by **Femto** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:08 am

Eldo wrote:Instead of turning stones into bread and stuff like that, the miracle worker would turn random files into mp3's and porn. What a saviour.

HAHAHAHAAHAHHA

This thread is fucking gold.

I'm leaving now.

There better be a lot of questions and answers when I come back.

Post by **Laik** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:10 am

Dr. Eldo, I was quietly walking down a street when I just snapped and robbed myself. Should I press charges? Is it even illegal?

Post by **Eldo** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:13 am

Laik wrote:Dr. Eldo, I was quietly walking down a street when I just snapped and robbed myself. Should I press charges? Is it even illegal?

If you turn yourself in, you would get off with a lighter sentence than concealing that atrocious felony. Otherwise, the cops will beat the shit out of you for a confession anyway.

Post by **DarkenRahlX** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:23 am

Should I stick with trying to be an engineer or should I strive to be a rock star?

Post by **Eldo** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:24 am

DarkenRahlX wrote:Should I stick with trying to be an engineer or should I strive to be a rock star?

Whatever one keeps your clothes on and not on your boxers.

Post by **halfnhalf** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:28 am

who is better.. Vin Diesel or Chuck Norris??

Post by **Eldo** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:34 am

Most researchers tend to side with Vin Diesel, as research suggests that baldness is actually used as a solar power source.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:54 am

Why did temptest steal that He Man bit off of vh1?

Post by **Femto** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:58 am

Buzkashi wrote:Why did temptest steal that He Man bit off of vh1?

hahahahahahaha

Fucking owned.

Post by **Eldo** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:00 am

Buzkashi wrote:Why did temptest steal that He Man bit off of vh1?

Because he thinks he-man's his mommy.

Post by **Femto** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:05 am

Why can't I stop posting here?

Post by **Kazure** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:47 am

Why do poeple name thier sons Bob?

Post by **Ellen** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:52 am

Where can I get a massage?

Post by **Oro** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:06 am

Ellen wrote:Where can I get a massage?

Let me guess the answer for this one...

from eldo himself?

Post by **Tempest** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:36 am

Buzkashi wrote:Why did temptest steal that He Man bit off of vh1?

I'll take this one:

Because you touch yourself at night.

Post by **Starnum** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:12 am

What does flaccinaccipillafinallication mean?

Post by **Tempest** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:29 am

Starnum wrote:What does flaccinaccipillafinallication mean?

Nice.

Post by **calvin** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:12 am

why isn't weed legalized?

why doesn't it snow in warm weather so we can have the best of both worlds?

Post by **Starnum** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:26 am

calvin wrote:why isn't weed legalized?

The government's worried they'll lose money on the deal.

Post by **calvin** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:43 am

Starnum wrote:
calvin wrote:why isn't weed legalized?
The government's worried they'll lose money on the deal.

do they actually make money from it now?

Post by **Starnum** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:49 am

Definitely, they make all kinds of money. The larger the drug bust, the more money they make, and who knows what they do with it behind the scenes.

Post by **calvin** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:56 am

well, they can always add crazy-ass tax to it if it were legal. they can tax us for buying it. they can tax the people bring it in from outside, etc.

Post by **Starnum** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:02 am

The thing is, it would still be sold on the black market, only then they couldn't do anything to you for having it. So they'd loose money that way.