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Post by Libaax »

Yeah but you know liking means he "like" rape scenes for something else than stories like some sick ones does :P



The second time i mean is for Casca of course, i meant Guts has been going through the stuff twice mentally, one when he was a kid and twice which prolly hurt more seeing his gf being raped in front of his eyes by a demon who is also his nemesis.
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I am not a mod or anything but I am pretty sure you have to blur Naughty part :evil:
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Sandman wrote:I am not a mod or anything but I am pretty sure you have to blur Naughty part :evil:
I'll take it off if they wish it of me, or they've my permission to modify my post, but I wont defile Berserk unless it's an omake.
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FightClub wrote: they've my permission to modify my post
lol, psi you might want to add this to your long list of quotes.
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Sandman wrote:I am not a mod or anything but I am pretty sure you have to blur Naughty part :evil:
but I wont defile Berserk unless it's an omake.
ya sandman, i assume you're joking. cause this is the berserk forum, so no point in editing berserk :?. though lewd images of non-berserk stuff is inappropriate (except in the hot women thread in otw, as long as it's titty or kitty.)
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I guess there is nothing in the FAQs so post all the nude Berserk Pic you want :twisted:... unless a mod or something gives it the chop... of course if you want me to get all technical I will but I dont feel like it right now :roll:
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FightClub wrote:
Sandman wrote:I am not a mod or anything but I am pretty sure you have to blur Naughty part :evil:
I wont defile Berserk unless it's an omake.

Ah brings tears to my eyes :)
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Post by psi29a »

Berserk is berserk is berserk. This is the Berserk forum, it is pretty clear what is expected here. There isn't a need to get uppity about content when Berserk is the topic of choice.

It would be an altogether different matter if it wasn't berserk material.

The forum's only guideline is if it is real-life, you blur it. No hardcore porn either. Use your best judgment. As a supreme justice of the US courts once said "I'll know it when I see it.".

If you have a problem, contact a mod. Some of us are asleep at 8AM on a Sunday morning, so don't expect a response from me. :P
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Frankly, that scene is actually tame compared to some Berserk scenes. If you're on this forum it is presumably because you like the manga, so I don't see any reason for concern.
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Post by Kshatriya »

Frankly, that scene is actually tame compared to some Berserk scenes. If you're on this forum it is presumably because you like the manga, so I don't see any reason for concern.

Exactly. Give me some good old violence and gore, add a touch of nudity, and I'm seriously entertained.
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Thanks for setting me straight psi I just didn't want anyone getting into trouble :twisted:
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Post by MrFelony »

okay so I can't post this theory anywhere else...since it really is stupid lol.

okay so the story line right now is very similar to the pre-eclipse story line. Guts is doing his own thing when some random meeting informs him that the people he loves are in danger. he then stops pursuing his "dream" to go rescue them and restore them back to power. however, both parties are invalids: one an invalid, the other retarded. after rescuing griffith, the eclipse happened...what do you think will happen after he heals casca if he can? :P
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ishidoro sacrifices everyone, only guts, caska, and puck survive, and guts becomes "The Even Blacker Swordsman" then releases a soul album called "Black By Popular Demand" with it's hit single "Blacker Than Ever"
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Haha stop it!!! :lol:
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ishidoro sacrifices everyone, only guts, caska, and puck survive, and guts becomes "The Even Blacker Swordsman" then releases a soul album called "Black By Popular Demand" with it's hit single "Blacker Than Ever"
OK, now that's good. I'm impressed.
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one two combo by the emerald knights! ;)
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Felony stop using this thread while you are high! Only I get to do that! :P
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Post by Sortep »

after storied success in the music industry, video of guts comes out featuring him and kate moss chewing cocoa sprigs, eating snakes, and burning children... he goes to rehab and apologizes before coming out with a movie called Blackocolypso
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I think you should be talking to Sortep about that Skully :P
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Post by Skullkracker »

but he is just so original

although I doubt that he can keep that line going further :P
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Post by Sortep »

that line is dead... but the omake about it isn't
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you said the magic word Yoda

OMAKES PLZ!!! :D
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that line is dead... but the omake about it isn't
It may not be dead, but I don't think it's alive yet either (a.k.a. I don't think it exists yet). If I'm wrong about this, let me know, 'cause I'm fairly sure I'd like to read that omake. It sounds like it'd be really good.
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Hopefully, what he means is that it's in production. :)
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it does
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Post by Spiderking »

After Caska is healed she doesn't want revenge on Griffith, in fact she goes back to him. This pain causes the beast to consume Guts and he becomes stronger then every apostle, God Hand, and monster whom ever walked the worlds combine. So when the new eclipse happens Guts slaughters them. He kills the remaining few and the survivors are him and Griffith. Griffith runs like a little girl and finds Caska crying. Then Griffith and Caska elope and Guts is trapped in Hell forever slaughtering looking for Griffith.

20 years later Guts kills everything in hell and breaks free, Griffith who lost his penis during the second eclipse kills himself when he sees Guts. Then Guts and Caska get married and they live happily ever after.


Meanwhile Puck opens a whore house and Ishidoro is his best whore so then Puck becomes the richest thing ever to exist.


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