I cursed the guy who linked me to this.

Post by **ryusenka** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:27 am

This story is awesome. I don't care if people think this is wholesomely disgusting, I love it

. Thanks Paya. But I can't help wondering if the second story could be done in real life.

Post by **Fuji Nagase** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:03 am

yeah...i feel a little ill.

Post by **Starnum** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:20 am

I think the hardest part to believe is that his sister still got pregnant. I doubt it happened to him, but it probably did happen to someone, but who knows.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:55 pm

You'd think the sperm would die in the chlorine.

Post by **halfnhalf** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:14 am

the real question is wondering if buz jacks off with a metal rod...

Post by **Starnum** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:26 am

Heh, that's a good question. Are you into sounding Buz?

Post by **Buzkashi** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:44 am

I might have been if I wasnt too busy deflowering your sisters!

Post by **halfnhalf** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:09 am

Buzkashi wrote:I might have been if I wasnt too busy deflowering your sisters!

nice one, but i dont have a sister...

Post by **ryusenka** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:19 am

halfnhalf wrote:
Buzkashi wrote:I might have been if I wasnt too busy deflowering your sisters!
nice one, but i dont have a sister...

Lucky you......

Post by **Starnum** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:36 am

Buzkashi wrote:I might have been if I wasnt too busy deflowering your sisters!

Dude, I only have brothers.

Post by **SarahofBorg** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:53 am

OK, just read it. I'm not easily grossed out by anything, and this was no exception. Mostly because there were many parts that just didn't sound very real to me.
Like, candlewax is a very weak, non-toxic substance that is easily disolved and broken, and I doubt anyone could do that with candlewax.

I have actually heard stories of people getting their intestines sucked out with pool suction filters before. I wasn't suprised. However, I highly doubt it's possible to jack off on the bottem of a pool, but I am a girl so I guess I wouldn't know.

I will commend this guy for being very good at nasty descriptions, but I seem to have a built-in psycological device that sort of just turns off my disgust instinct when I want it off. I'm more likely to be shocked by something psycological than physical.

Post by **MrFelony** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:37 am

you and femto were made for each other

Post by **Shaka Zulu** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:57 pm

Hehehe yeah they are.

Tempted to read it now, compared to not wanting to at all last year. The hilariously angry reactions of the friends I terroized this story with made me not want to read it even more(Ispecially one of them being a bit of scary movies buff who doesnt flinch at pretty much anything).

Post by **Starnum** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:03 pm

It's pretty easy to spank it under water. Guys don't have to be all emotionally involved and super deep in fantasy like most girls. Also, wax is usually pretty pliable, but it wouldn't melt inside you, it's just not hot enough. Hold some wax in your hand for a while, it isn't going to melt. I'd be worried about it breaking into little pieces though.

Post by **MrFelony** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:42 pm

my only concern is would i be able to jerk it off before having to go up for air. I'm guessing since he did it a lot he had a pretty good lung capacity so he could probably be down there for 2 minutes maybe, or if it felt really good or wanted to rush it 1-2. though what guy really feels like spending 10+ minutes to jerk it...unless its for practice

Post by **Buzkashi** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:35 am

Are we really discussing jacking off.

Post by **SarahofBorg** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:57 am

There's another thing though. I actually recall something on a medical show (a true one) where there was this prison inmate who would purposely shove things down his urethra to get into the hospital. He did this regularly.
And it never caused anything besides excruitating pain. I am aware of internal male anatomy (thank you bio class), but I still doubt that's possible.
Really, it just sounds like fiction to me.

Post by **Ellen** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:31 am

Intestines being sucked through a pool filter is incredibly far fetched. It's held in there pretty damn good by a network of fibrous matter and vessels. To pull it out would either require you to cut the anus off and pull with considerable force to tear all of the interconnections, or for the intestines to somehow completely go inside out, which would be prevented by the muscular wall of the intestines. You'd have to have some other serious problems to have your guts pulled out by a pool filter.

Unless the pools I've gone to have really weak filters. o_O

Sticking rods, etc in the urethra is plausible, excruciatingly painful, but possible. The surrounding tissue is spongy, so it wouldn't damage a lot, unless you're talking about things over a cm wide....

Post by **SarahofBorg** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:41 am

But I have definitly heard of this happening to people, specifically with the intestines. Those pool filters have a very powerful suction. And you know those jets that poor the water back into the pool? Those can definitly backlash, and will suck just as powerfully as they blow. They can tear off appendages.
So don't screw with em.

Don't make me google this...I know I watched some medical program based on it, or maybe it was a news story.

Post by **Starnum** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:23 am

Chances are extremely high that the guy based this story off of actual events. I mean, he’s a well know author, I’m sure he did his research. I mean hell, ever heard of hemorrhoids. It’s not that hard to believe you can get your guts sucked out by a pool pump, especially if your grinding your anus all over it. As for the sounding thing, it’s also not that hard to imagine something getting worked up inside your bladder, so don’t start sticking shit in your dick guys, I know some of you out there were thinking about it.

As for whacking it under water, he said he'd come up for air and then go back down again until he finished.

Post by **MrFelony** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:44 am

okay i thought he said he did..i just didnt remember...its been a YEAR since i read the thing

Post by **halfnhalf** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:58 am

two words, Pink Sock.

Post by **Sortep** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:43 am

a fifi

Post by **The_Paya** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:51 pm

Shaka Zulu wrote:Hehehe yeah they are.

Tempted to read it now, compared to not wanting to at all last year. The hilariously angry reactions of the friends I terroized this story with made me not want to read it even more(Ispecially one of them being a bit of scary movies buff who doesnt flinch at pretty much anything).

Wow, a whole year and people are still afraid of reading this!

/me is going to show this to his new job coworkers.

Post by **LordMune** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:23 am

This discussion blows my mind (and sucks my intestines).