Blindfolded Santa Hanging From Noose...

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Blindfolded Santa Hanging From Noose...

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http://www.local6.com/news/5491296/detail.html

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local6 wrote:A large blindfolded Santa hanging from a noose from a high tree in a man's yard has angered homeowners in a Florida neighborhood, according to a Local 6 News report.

The Santa doll, which neighborhood children can easily see, was put up by homeowner Ron Stroia at his home located on 555 West 50th Street in Miami Beach, the report said.

"It's just wrong, I mean who would want their children to see this, and it reminds adults of lynching," neighbor Estelle Farnsworth said. "It's just nasty, there is no spirit of Christmas in this."
Soo... what was his message?
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That he is sick and needs help?

They should throw him in jail or something for scaring the kids.
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Maybe he just couldnt attach the rope around his arms
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Heh, that's funny. Not neccessarily something I would advocate, but it's still funny.
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I think I'll crucify the easter bunny next year.

I doubt the kids will get the irony.
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Killfile wrote:I think I'll crucify the easter bunny next year.

I doubt the kids will get the irony.
Been there, done that.

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Dont remember if I picked this up from the funny pic´s section. But here it is

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Re: Blindfolded Santa Hanging From Noose...

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psi29a wrote:Soo... what was his message?
'Thank god for the first amendment'.

It's saved Christmas!
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Iono maybe there IS some deeper meaning in that he hasn't told us yet.
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TOOL is my favorite band and it goes like this..

Eulogy He had alot to say. He had alot of nothing to say. We'll miss him. So long. We wish you well. You told us how you weren't afraid to die. Well then, so long. Don't cry. Or feel too down. Not all martyrs see divinity. But at least you tried. Standing above the crowd he had a voice that was strong and loud. We'll miss him. Ranting and pointing his finger at everything but his heart. We'll miss him. No way to recall what it was that you had said to me, Like I care at all. So loud. You sure could yell. You took a stand on every little thing and so loud. Standing above the crowd, he had a voice so strong and loud and I swallowed his façade cuz I'm so eager to identify with someone above the ground, someone who seemed to feel the same, someone prepared to lead the way, with someone who would die for me. Will you? Will you now? Would you die for me? Don't you fuckin' lie. Don't you step out of line. Don't you fuckin lie. You've claimed all this time that you would die for me. Why then are you so surprised to hear your own eulogy? You had alot to say. You had alot of nothing to say. Come down. Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr. To ascend you must die. You must be crucified for your sins and your lies. Goodbye...
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Display Shows Bleeding Rudolph Hanging From Tree

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http://www.wftv.com/news/5540774/detail.html
ORLANDO, Fla. -- A holiday display is getting some negative attention from neighbors. A homeowner's display in the Hunter's Creek subdivision features Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer hanging from a tree.

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One red light represents its nose and the rest appear to be blood draining from Rudolph's body. The display represents a hunting technique called field dressing, which is what hunters do to a deer they kill, but many neighbors say it disgusts them.
Will the fun ever stop? :D
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Post by raider »

Poor Rudolph, the kids don't need to see this. I argee, he has the right to put up a display in that manner, but he should show some consideration.
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Post by Shisho »

AHahahahaha.

I seen these light projection systems used to project some kind of seasonal picture(s) on the side of someone's house. I was always wondering if it would be legal to project pornographic movies onto the side of my house.
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Shisho wrote:I was always wondering if it would be legal to project pornographic movies onto the side of my house.
Most people have to pay to see that.
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Eldo wrote:
Shisho wrote:I was always wondering if it would be legal to project pornographic movies onto the side of my house.
Most people have to pay to see that.
I do it for the children.
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Post by Eldo »

For all the children without Internet. Surely your generousity will not go unrewarded.
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