You know you've read too much berserk when...

[Necromancer]

Well if you originally DIDN'T know German I could see how it would be special. Just like if I learned Japanese i would probably never speak English again.

But then it could be every other not so known language but this sounds like german would be something special.

[Loeviz]

Yeah German isnt a language that has anything special to it.. Right Necro

[Sandman]

You should try yupik, it a language that only Alaska Natives can master

[TheDrizzit]

Now that would be something...I wonder if they have a Complete idiotss guide to Yupik...hmmm....

[Fuji Nagase]

well, heres the story u crazy retards,

my friend in germany was talking to me, and it just so happend she asked if i wanted anything translated. the first thing i said was " how do i say, i love berserk so much, id kill u for the next chapter?". it wasnt anything special, or at all trying to show off. because, no, i DONT know german. i have actually been taking japanese for a few years, if anything. but since i am so bad at learning kanji, its hard to get anywhere. so there. german is funny. and i figure if i spent time ( a long time) learning how to say these german phrases as correctly as i possible could, just so i could say it to someone from germany, on the off chance i'd ever meet them, much less the fact that they might not even know what berserk is, so they'd know i love berserk so much i'd kill them for the next chapter,...... i know i might have read a wee bit too much berserk.

[Sortep]

well damn that just makes me want to say it in greek now... a thread... how many different languages can we get up saying the phrase "i love berserk so much i'll kill a muthafucka for the next chapter"

yes i read too much berserk

[MrFelony]

i almost regret making this thread hehe. i didn't expect people to keep posting in it lol

[Loeviz]

well, heres the story u crazy retards,

my friend in germany was talking to me, and it just so happend she asked if i wanted anything translated. the first thing i said was " how do i say, i love berserk so much, id kill u for the next chapter?". it wasnt anything special, or at all trying to show off. because, no, i DONT know german. i have actually been taking japanese for a few years, if anything. but since i am so bad at learning kanji, its hard to get anywhere. so there. german is funny. and i figure if i spent time ( a long time) learning how to say these german phrases as correctly as i possible could, just so i could say it to someone from germany, on the off chance i'd ever meet them, much less the fact that they might not even know what berserk is, so they'd know i love berserk so much i'd kill them for the next chapter,...... i know i might have read a wee bit too much berserk.

Ahh now i understand
And Felony, I think you opened up Pandoras box with this thread

[Eldo]

I take money from the people I kill to buy Berserk.

[isse-pisse-päron-pung]

You know you read too much berserk, when the next time you shit the 'shit' forms the sacrificial brand :&~~

[Devil_Dante]

When you kill a guy that looks like griffith.

[TheDrizzit]

You know you've read too much Berserk when you get bitten by a snake and then grab it and bite its head off, skin it, drink its blood, and then chew its flesh. ^_^ Hasn't happened yet to me, but since I've seen Guts do it if I ever get bit then I will most likely do that.

[Necromancer]

and i figure if i spent time ( a long time) learning how to say these german phrases as correctly as i possible could, just so i could say it to someone from germany, on the off chance i'd ever meet them, much less the fact that they might not even know what berserk is

Maybe you should start checking peoples location data, start with mine.

And I would kill "motherfuckers" even without the temptation of Berserk.

[Eldo]

Maybe you should start checking peoples location data, start with mine.

I don't quite get why.

[Fuji Nagase]

hes from germany, stupid!





but one of the big reasons i joined this whole forum was this thread. it's really quite good.

u are going to cosplay as caska anyway..even though shes all fucked up now..AGHH!! >_< i hate regressed caska!! but old caska is fucking awsome.. so yeah.. too much.. berserk.

[Eldo]

hes from germany, stupid!

No, what I don't get is why you can't use German just because he lives in Germany. I personally don't give two shits what language is typed as long as there's some English explanation for it.

[Fuji Nagase]

oh yes, i agree with that.

[donny]

Well, here is the phrase in another language (Serbian):
"Toliko volim Berserk da ću da ubijem nekog za sledeće poglavlje"
(read something like :Tolikho volim Berserk dah ciu dah ubiyem nekhogh zah sledecie poglavlyie)

Now you've read too much Berserk if you are even thinking of learning this phrase

My brother is biting people at school who don't wanna read/watch Berserk... he read too much Berserk

[Devil_Dante]

When you dress up like Gats for Halloween.

[Khelegond]

"Eu mataria pelo próximo capítulo de Berserk"

Portuguese

[Sandman]

you know you have read to much berserk when you check the internet every day for releases, even though you know there aren't any.

[Devil_Dante]

you know you have read to much berserk when you check the internet every day for releases, even though you know there aren't any.

Did you steal/take that from the Newbie thread?

[Sandman]

Ya just changed the wording I guess I should have quoted you or something

Didnt mean to steal your thunder

[Devil_Dante]

Ya just changed the wording I guess I should have quoted you or something

Didnt mean to steal your thunder

I don't mind though, I just asked out of curiosity.

[evilester_me]

My brother is biting people at school who don't wanna read/watch Berserk... he read too much Berserk

How old is he? Some people might not be mature enough to handle Berserk.