Berserk Stupid theories

Post by **Skullkracker** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:48 pm

that was just so funny
and Ishidoro was tied to a chair in the meantime
so many traces of sexual pervertion in one single scene...I LIKE IT!

(I seem to be an animal today)

Post by **Loeviz** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:08 pm

Ah haha, well If Griffith pimped out Sonja/the princess they would know who he really was.
Zodd on the other hand already knows who Griffith is.

Post by **Necromancer** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:40 pm

Exactly, his his horn abusing master.

Post by **Sandman** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:05 pm

I want to see Guts Cut off Zodds other horn and wear it as a necklace.

Post by **Necromancer** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:29 pm

A little big for a necklace, must be as nearly long as Guts himself.

Post by **Loeviz** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:20 pm

Well it´s funny you havent thought off this Necro, but Guts can carve out the Horn and use it as a sarcofage (Is it the correct spelling? The bot is down atm).

Post by **MrFelony** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:23 pm

and what is that...

Post by **Loeviz** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:26 pm

It´s a coffin.. I shouldve gone with Coffin
It´s spelled sarcophagous or something like that..

Post by **Sortep** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:27 pm

Loeviz wrote:Well it´s funny you havent thought off this Necro, but Guts can carve out the Horn and use it as a sarcofage (Is it the correct spelling? The bot is down atm).

i dont know what a sarcofage is... but i'm sure guts could make a pretty wicked bong out of zodd's horn

Post by **Loeviz** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:32 pm

Ah hahaha, that would be something.
Guts lays down his sword to start and grow some off midlands finest, thus becoming more off a sissy the Casca is right now..
He even goes as far as pimping out everyone else but himself to pay for his new habit.
In the end he has become just like Gambino...

Post by **Sortep** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:40 pm

well you know the little hell dog of his looks suspiciously like gambino's little dog... or santa's little helper from the simpsons... perhaps i should leave midland's finest alone for a while

Post by **Loeviz** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:42 pm

ah hahaha, I have to compare that for myself and then judge... Might´ve been a little to much off the good stuff as you said as well...

Post by **Sortep** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:44 pm

new theory... puck grows dreads becomes a rasta fairy... makes evarella sacrifice chickens... and uses his fairy grown midlands finest to calm guts down... griffith opens up a chain of coffee shops named starbucks

Post by **Loeviz** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:53 pm

Dont you mean "Gutsbuck´s"

But then again we dont really know what the Fairy king in elfhelm is doing/smoking...
Maybe thats the secret weapon that Guts gets once hes there... He gets really fucked up so in his mind he thinks Casca is cured, and then he rapes her, again and again and again (Ok that was a little to weird)

Post by **Sortep** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:58 pm

maybe just a little bit... although i think guts would make an excellent ambassador

Post by **Loeviz** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:08 pm

ambassador you say.. Hmm, maybe. He would be a really bad diplomat though

Well bad for the country he´s stationed at anyway

Post by **Sortep** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:41 pm

this is very true... perfect diplomat... i could see it "So Mr. Guts, what is this 'Dragon Slayer Diplomacy' that makes you so valued in your home country?"

Post by **Necromancer** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:22 pm

Guts is not the brightest 'cause he never was in school or something but I think he would be intelligent enought to handle such things.

Post by **Skullkracker** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:26 am

Sortep wrote:this is very true... perfect diplomat... i could see it "So Mr. Guts, what is this 'Dragon Slayer Diplomacy' that makes you so valued in your home country?"

- Well...haha...you asked for it?
- No wait...stop...noooo...argggghhhh.

Post by **InsaneNoodlyGuy** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 11:23 pm

Necromancer wrote:Guts is not the brightest 'cause he never was in school or something but I think he would be intelligent enought to handle such things.

Ummm... Inteligent yes. Socially adapt, no. Even in his better days when he had two arms, he always felt more out of place attenting social functions then he ever did on the battlefield.

Gatts would make a far better personal trainer. THe "fight or die" aerobics course.

"This is truth! This is how much god loves you, to send these things! Now fight! Fight or die! And make sure to put your back into it, least you strain! "

Post by **Loeviz** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 8:46 pm

He could be one off those celeb special trainers:
"run you bastard!!" And then he put them on a poster off Griffith and they dont wanna stop, cause he would cut them in half if they did

Post by **Necromancer** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:29 am

Guts as a noble would work, you saw it working with Arnold Schwarzenegger, you will see it working with Guts.

Post by **Sandman** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:30 pm

After Guts go after the office of president and wins he starts up his own night club/bordello where he starts his own form of branding to show who his women belong to…

Post by **Loeviz** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 9:57 pm

ok heres one

Guts brakes the dragon slayer sword, so he cant kill any more apostles. He goes back to Godos cabin to try and fix it. Once there he cant forge the sword at all, thus he has to no other choice but to go after Zodd and kill him with his bare hands to aquire his sword.
This he cant do so he dies

Post by **Necromancer** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:45 pm

Very stupid indeed. And there is still Rickert to fix it.

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