I had a dream
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- Buzkashi
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I had a dream
Femto and lordmune were connnected by there torso's like catdog. They kept on trying to watch me when I was doing horisontal tango.
I sincerely believed this was thread worthy, argue with me.
L.aughs
O.utlandishly
R.epeating
D.evious
M.olestations
U.ltimatley
N.ullifying
U.ber
E.jaculations
I decided to throw in an acrostic poem for good measure.
p.s- I realise I added an extra 'u' to munes name. Dont laugh at me, my therapist said another publich humiliation and I'd start to laugh like a nine year old girl. (femto)
I sincerely believed this was thread worthy, argue with me.
L.aughs
O.utlandishly
R.epeating
D.evious
M.olestations
U.ltimatley
N.ullifying
U.ber
E.jaculations
I decided to throw in an acrostic poem for good measure.
p.s- I realise I added an extra 'u' to munes name. Dont laugh at me, my therapist said another publich humiliation and I'd start to laugh like a nine year old girl. (femto)
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
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Re: I had a dream
Is that a mole station, or a molestation?Buzkashi wrote: M.olestations
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Re: I had a dream
This thread is out of control.
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Re: I had a dream
What a stupid fuckin thread.
Maybe funny if posted with the Berserk shit instead.
Hopefully this is some inside joke bit.
I clicked here expecting M.L.K Jr. type shit.
Maybe funny if posted with the Berserk shit instead.
Hopefully this is some inside joke bit.
I clicked here expecting M.L.K Jr. type shit.
Let's put a smile on that face...............
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Re: I had a dream
Are you saying Femto's a 9 yo girl.....or he just likes to molest them?Buzkashi wrote:
p.s- I realise I added an extra 'u' to munes name. Dont laugh at me, my therapist said another publich humiliation and I'd start to laugh like a nine year old girl. (femto)
Let's put a smile on that face...............
Re: I had a dream
I'm sure LordMunue will find this thread to be very offensive.
"Don't you get it yet?! If she's beautiful, you'll die instantly!!" Chopper
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Re: I had a dream
I'm in for all good and fun, but next time try using the right form of 'there' as in "their" when describing someones body.
'There' means locations wise, while "their" gives possession.
Just like site, sight, and cite are three fucking different words with different fucking meanings.
'There' means locations wise, while "their" gives possession.
Just like site, sight, and cite are three fucking different words with different fucking meanings.
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Re: I had a dream
Femto: Its getting there.
Everyone else: stfu n00bs. This thread was not intended for j00. Specially prince who's the new masterrei and lonewolf who has the worst avatar in forum history.
Wheres mune? Bring the lube? And the femto blowup doll. Eldo can come to.
Starnum=Starlore.
Buz=Miura=Femptou
Everyone else: stfu n00bs. This thread was not intended for j00. Specially prince who's the new masterrei and lonewolf who has the worst avatar in forum history.
Wheres mune? Bring the lube? And the femto blowup doll. Eldo can come to.
Starnum=Starlore.
Buz=Miura=Femptou
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
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Re: I had a dream
This is the hottest shit I've ever read.
I must have you, now.
I must have you, now.
"I love a buz" - LordMune, 2012
Re: I had a dream
Hm.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
- Fuji Nagase
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Re: I had a dream
i fully concur with eldo.
& i fully support this thread by the way.
& i fully support this thread by the way.
Re: I had a dream
...peace.
I hate the word,
As I hate hell,
All Montagues
I had a dream last night
'Cause it looked just like a dream
I had a dream last night
But it looked unlike a dream
Mercy, mercy, I'm made of heart
Make me a suit so I can get it off
Heaven, help me, my head's spinnin' 'round
Stop this airplane 'cause I got to get down
I had a dream last night
And it fit me like a glove
I had a dream last night
And it fit me like a glove, the Hell one
- Ha ha ha ha...
Here's to the Montagues
John Wayne and Betty Davis
And Romeo, he waved before
A chorus girl in Vegas, hey ha ha
Juliet is up in Heaven
A pocket full of pills
And Jesus drives to Mexico
To get her prescription filled
I had a dream last night
And it fit me like a glove
There was a scream last night
It was gettin' kind of fun, yeah, rock out, whatever
Ha ha ha...
Ha ha ha...
Ha ha ha...
Ha ha ha...
I had a dream last night
Because she looked just like a dream
I had a dream last night
Because she looked just like a dream
She was on fire last night
And I was breathing gasoline
I had a dream last night
And it fit me like a glove
I had to scream last night
Lord above
I didn't know where to shake my butt
Walked backwards, fucked like a fox
I was more fucked up than your sister's tackle box
Three AM at 5 o'clock
And one of us leaves
And I got shot
Shot me down
Yeah, whatever, rock out
That's it, this is my rhyme
Take it to the street, biyatch!
oh oops, i thought you were talking about this song...
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Re: I had a dream
Thanks for awarding me the 'worst avatar in forum history' award. I'll cherish it till the day I die.
And sorry for being a dick, but theres a difference between to and too.
We're all noobs.
And sorry for being a dick, but theres a difference between to and too.
We're all noobs.
Re: I had a dream
It kind of looks like LordMune's and Buzz's avatars are scissoring...if only they were a little bit closer
Re: I had a dream
This shit doesn't belong anywhere near the Berserk forum, but it's great here!The Prince wrote:What a stupid fuckin thread.
Maybe funny if posted with the Berserk shit instead.
Hopefully this is some inside joke bit.
I clicked here expecting M.L.K Jr. type shit.
LOL @ the scissoring avatars. It's fate, it was meant to be I tell ya!
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Re: I had a dream
Fuck off postwhore.Buzkashi wrote:Femto: Its getting there.
Everyone else: stfu n00bs. This thread was not intended for j00. Specially prince who's the new masterrei and lonewolf who has the worst avatar in forum history.
Wheres mune? Bring the lube? And the femto blowup doll. Eldo can come to.
Starnum=Starlore.
Buz=Miura=Femptou
Your thread sucks.
L'Shanah Tovah BITCH!
Let's put a smile on that face...............
Re: I had a dream
The Prince wrote:Fuck off postwhore.Buzkashi wrote:Femto: Its getting there.
Everyone else: stfu n00bs. This thread was not intended for j00. Specially prince who's the new masterrei and lonewolf who has the worst avatar in forum history.
Wheres mune? Bring the lube? And the femto blowup doll. Eldo can come to.
Starnum=Starlore.
Buz=Miura=Femptou
Your thread sucks.
L'Shanah Tovah BITCH!
Re: I had a dream
P.rine
O.ften
S.tarts
T.iffs
W.ith
H.eroes
O.f
R.ighteous
E.vil_Genius.
O.ften
S.tarts
T.iffs
W.ith
H.eroes
O.f
R.ighteous
E.vil_Genius.
Re: I had a dream
Chill out "The Prince", you just don't get it, cuz you're still a n00bite around here. The thread is intentionally like this, and why not? Buz can only get away with it, because he's a vet around here, and he's making inside jokes...basically. (That means if any of you nubs try to pull some shit like this, we're just going to make fun of you.)
I love the pic you used Psi. It's very appropriate.
I love the pic you used Psi. It's very appropriate.
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OMG that made me laugh out so loud!psi29a wrote:The Prince wrote:Fuck off postwhore.Buzkashi wrote:Femto: Its getting there.
Everyone else: stfu n00bs. This thread was not intended for j00. Specially prince who's the new masterrei and lonewolf who has the worst avatar in forum history.
Wheres mune? Bring the lube? And the femto blowup doll. Eldo can come to.
Starnum=Starlore.
Buz=Miura=Femptou
Your thread sucks.
L'Shanah Tovah BITCH!
BTW never understood why that movie is regarded as a cult classic... besides from a few funny scenes I hated it.
Re: I had a dream
I thought it was pretty funny, because of how retarded it is. It's kind of hard to explain I guess, but a lot of people really liked it apparently.
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Re: I had a dream
like most movies i think it has to do with the ...shit. i forgot the word. fucking japan makes me forget half my vocabulary....HYPE. yeah,thats it. alright. so back on track, that movie had so much hype for it, i was the same way. i liked it but i dont like the fans who keep repeating lines like it still fucking funny.
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Re: I had a dream
H.er
Y.ellow
P.ee
E.lectricutes
Y.ellow
P.ee
E.lectricutes
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
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Re: I had a dream
This thread makes me question my siggy pic, and hence my very nature and core being.
Until the lion learns to speak, the tales of the hunt will be(weak) told by the hunter
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Re: I had a dream
You gotta admit though. The Salon of teh Goat Grabbers era was Mindwerks Golden Age.
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.