You know you've read too much berserk when...

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Is this too dumb of a thread to let live?

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MrFelony wrote:i just meant cause it was a girl :P
BTW....does anyone notice how the new Griffith was made to look even more 'hawt' than before? What's with the collagen lip treatment, perm hairdo, and Paris Hilton stone-faced expression?
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That tends to happen when you gain god-like powers. :P

In all seriousness, I'm not sure if Miura intented that, or if it's just that he's always looked like that way and the art has just gotten even more detailed since. You'd have to ask the author I guess, heh. ;)
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I always thought Griffith looked a lot more feminine during the golden era.

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when you read this thread and see the hallucinogens + berserk posts... and get some friends together for a shroomy, weedy, mescaliney berserk-a-sword of the berserka-ps2-berskerkathon.... way to burn up some vacation days and scar some people's psyche's for life.... "hypothetically" of course... and perhaps these people were "hypothetically" 1 programmer, 3 musicians, a lawyer, a nurse, and a bail bondswoman
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When one of the two guys moving you from Ohio to Tennessee only has one eye, causing him to keep it shut and all you can think about when you look at him is Guts, even tho he's nothing like him except that he could kick your ass.

Kinda felt bad for this, but I couldn't help it! He got a phone call while moving us from the Navy asking to recruit him, and his response was that he only has one eye. XD (that's one way out of being enlisted, tho he told as after that he was interested in joining the air-force for the soul reason of seeing the world)
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Sortep wrote:when you read this thread and see the hallucinogens + berserk posts... and get some friends together for a shroomy, weedy, mescaliney berserk-a-sword of the berserka-ps2-berskerkathon.... way to burn up some vacation days and scar some people's psyche's for life.... "hypothetically" of course... and perhaps these people were "hypothetically" 1 programmer, 3 musicians, a lawyer, a nurse, and a bail bondswoman
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thats pretty unrealistic. you have to look everywhere.
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nope but i found a shop willing to do the brand the way i want it... so i'm going out today to see what it's gonna cost then schedule an appt.... take that vile mid sized corporation of evil that i work for!
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Sortep wrote:nope but i found a shop willing to do the brand the way i want it... so i'm going out today to see what it's gonna cost then schedule an appt.... take that vile mid sized corporation of evil that i work for!
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Berserk is a great series, but I'm definitely not willing to get a tattoo based on it. Hell, I wont even do such a thing with the series I've been obsessed with for 2 and a half years which is one of the best things I've ever followed (One Piece). So if it don't have a chance, nothing does.

Tattoo's are cool really, but I really only support them when they're "cool". (So many damned women get butterflies on themselves) But I'm not the least bit interested in having tats or pierces anywhere on me. I intend to keep my body clean.
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i have a couple tatoos... but i didn't wanna go the panzy route and get the brand "drawn" on..... so it's gonna be branded on.... i will definately put some pics up in the interstice come the time when it's done
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You've read too much Berserk when you stop playing Halo 3 to reread the whole Berserk saga.
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The Prince wrote:
MrFelony wrote:i just meant cause it was a girl :P
BTW....does anyone notice how the new Griffith was made to look even more 'hawt' than before? What's with the collagen lip treatment, perm hairdo, and Paris Hilton stone-faced expression?
I always assumed that when he was reborn, Griffith got to choose to look however he wanted, so he girlied himself up a bit. If he hadn't needed to be able to marry Charlotte, he would've probably gone all out and given himself a demonic boob job.
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*sigh* :P
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hbi2k wrote:
The Prince wrote:
MrFelony wrote:i just meant cause it was a girl :P
BTW....does anyone notice how the new Griffith was made to look even more 'hawt' than before? What's with the collagen lip treatment, perm hairdo, and Paris Hilton stone-faced expression?
I always assumed that when he was reborn, Griffith got to choose to look however he wanted, so he girlied himself up a bit. If he hadn't needed to be able to marry Charlotte, he would've probably gone all out and given himself a demonic boob job.
You should do comedy.... :roll:


.......SORRY, but no matter how hard Miura's tries to make him one, Griffith is NO homo. He'll always be misunderstood, that's just they way it is! He just needs to be left alone.....
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The Prince wrote:
You should do comedy.... :roll:
Um, he does. Oh wait, that was sarcasm, heh.
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i think id like to get a brand one day. but im still sitting on the idea for now.
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think of how complete your casca cosplay would be then :P
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MrFelony wrote:think of how complete your casca cosplay would be then :P
Although given the location of Caska's brand, this probably wouldn't be relavent to the convention itself, only to very close friends.
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Istvan wrote:
MrFelony wrote:think of how complete your casca cosplay would be then :P
Although given the location of Caska's brand, this probably wouldn't be relavent to the convention itself, only to very close friends.
Unless she cosplayed retarded Caska, but she hates that version of her so I doubt she would.
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Retarded Caska... man that would be the easiest costume to pull off ever... for a girl. hahaha
Actually its very close to a "walk of shame" Caska. Urban dictionary it.

too much berserk when ...
Your favorite Berserk characters...
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finally reach Elfheim...
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There is trouble in the elf kingdom...
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And your mad as hell because...
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So you figure its gonna be another two years before you can go fight the dark elf and wake up the elf prince.

Also your surprised just a bit when you see that link has died and been buried:
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ah, you know me so well. no, never that version of caska. and i dont think im going to get the brand in her place either. i always thought about which one (gut's place or caska's) but i usually end with gut's. it just makes more sense to me. i dont want to BE caska. shes awesome, dont get me wrong, and for cons i kinda do, but its not like im some crazy fangirl who thinks im somehow related in a kindred way to teh character of caska (like many think they were cats as a past life so they wear kitty ears). i just love her character. so...yeah. on my neak if i decide to go through with it. still not sure though..
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I'm gonna get the brand tattoo'ed on my right bladebone. The neck would surely be awesome, but I like my tattoos where I can still (if the occasion needs it to) hide it beneath a T-Shirt.

P.S. I hope bladebone is the right word, dict.leo.org said it was the translation for "Schulterblatt", the boneplate on your back, which mounts the shoulder ^_^
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Fuji Nagase wrote:ah, you know me so well. no, never that version of caska. and i dont think im going to get the brand in her place either. i always thought about which one (gut's place or caska's) but i usually end with gut's. it just makes more sense to me. i dont want to BE caska. shes awesome, dont get me wrong, and for cons i kinda do, but its not like im some crazy fangirl who thinks im somehow related in a kindred way to teh character of caska (like many think they were cats as a past life so they wear kitty ears). i just love her character. so...yeah. on my neak if i decide to go through with it. still not sure though..
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the appropriate reply would be to hit you for the use of such terrible words (even if they are a joke) but ill just wait until some fanboy runs up to me and tell me what a good ::insert a character caska could be mistaken for. japan has stolen my witty thought process::i am and take it out on him.
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