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Is this too dumb of a thread to let live?

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yes, please call MrFelony's Probation Officer and have him locked up
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You know you've read too much berserk when...

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...You pass an Eclipse beauty Salon and cant help but wonder if they do tatoos as well.

...wanna put a long white haired wig on Orlando Bloom and beat the shit out of him.

...see some asshole and think "man Guts could slaughter their ass."

well you get the idea...
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Post by Chris »

When you actually think about tatooing a brand somewhere.

If I ever got a tattoo that would be it, but it would be too annyoing to have all the hellspawn attracted to you all the time. :P
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Re: You know you've read too much berserk when...

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MrFelony wrote:
...wanna put a long white haired wig on Orlando Bloom and beat the shit out of him.
I would do that cause i dont like Orlando Bloom anyway.



MrFelony wrote:......see some asshole and think "man Guts could slaughter their ass."
I have thought that many times,i'm not kidding.
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I have no problem with this. But im sure someone else will. *sigh*
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Chris wrote:When you actually think about tatooing a brand somewhere.

If I ever got a tattoo that would be it, but it would be too annyoing to have all the hellspawn attracted to you all the time. :P
but 20 years from now, when some asks you what it is... you give off a sigh and say anime/manga with lots of regret. (or maybe not, cuz berserk ends up becomign the next bible to live by.)


you know you have read berserk too much when you think that taking it from the behind will give you more weapons and power.

(ok lame one but w/e)
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...When you spend $4000 on a life size Dragonslayer that you can hardly swing. *cough*
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when you chop your left hand off just so you can replace it with an iron fist so you can push the nose of everyone you don't like into their brains
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...when you pretend to be like Guts and try to play Mr. Badass and try to fuck up some demons (i mean crooks), but fail because you will never ever be at Guts physical apperance and strength.
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...When you go outside with your Dragonslayer to train by cutting fallen tree trunks. Then successfully swinging it into the wood, causing you to have to go get your friends to help you pull it out of the tree trunk.
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when you pick up a black and a blonde chick and expect them to take care of eachother
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...when you fuck an ugly girl, thinking shes a demon, just as a trap to blow her head off.... :shock:
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jeez, this is kinda fun after all!
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When you are staggering off home on foot after a night of drinking and suddenly start to hear "forces" playing and see lights comming out the forest and you yell "ENEMY RAID"....

Moments later you realise you are infact all alone on an empty road.
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you're afraid that your girlfriend might be raped and your friends might be killed in the next party you're all in :sweat:
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Buzkashi wrote:...when you fuck an ugly girl, thinking shes a demon, just as a trap to blow her head off.... :shock:
:kekeke:

hehe this one is the best so far
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When you start fantasizing about an arm-mounted cross-bow/ arm cannon.
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Post by halfnhalf »

oh i forgot about an awsome one...




when you make topics like this.


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umm....

when you smoke one joint on a party and when you come to your senses you've butchered everyone else with a kitchen knife, well you could have sworn it was bigger before..... and the people were really ugly
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...When you say "Oh Casca" to your girlfriend during sex.
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Joeki wrote:When you are staggering off home on foot after a night of drinking and suddenly start to hear "forces" playing and see lights comming out the forest and you yell "ENEMY RAID"....

Moments later you realise you are infact all alone on an empty road.
hahaha.

...when you start to become turned on by women who are mentally scarred.
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at 2010, you're still in this forum discussing the last chapters of the manga with newbies
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Post by Eldo »

What the fuck is it up with threads like these?

Why are there more people offering themselves as flame baits?

*sighs*
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Post by halfnhalf »

Eldo wrote:What the fuck is it up with threads like these?

Why are there more people offering themselves as flame baits?

*sighs*
at one point you are gonna have to just say "fuck it" and join us in our stupid topics.



when you try to come up with a cast of actors for a Berserk movie.
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When you fuck someone up so badly the bystanders can do nothing but gibber when you try to ask for directions afterwards.
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Post by MrFelony »

I risked the chance of getting flamed. i know its a dumb topic, but its a fun one at least. if at any point you wanna lock it i would understand :).
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