Evil Genius

I just read Final Crisis: Legion of Three Worlds #4...

So apparently, for free comic day DC sent out "Blackest Night #0" which was to introduce people to the different corps, their important members, the powers/weaknesses of their rings, etc; and apparently they fucked up on the symbol on for Sinestro Corps, putting the Blue Lantern symbol (Wh...

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I guess Sir Mix-A-Lot got rid of those scruples he had about being considered a one hit wonder back in the 90's.

Yeah, the fact that he can move that fast makes him stronger than Superman even. I mean, can you imagine the force behind say, a lightspeed punch. It's absurb. Now, I don't know how many of you dogs of the scurviest sea read comics, but I do a big pile of comics. One thing that blows my mind is how...

Femto wrote:
Then Barry does something awesome that gains Bart's full respect, along with the respect of all the fans that feel indifferent towards him.

But there's no Batman for him to knock down with one punch!

This issue made me kind of hate Bart, he came off as a pretentious little shit.

Flash: Rebirth #1 comes out this week. I will most likely jizz myself repeatedly upon reading it. The teaser image where Jay Garrick says "Barry Allen taught me how to be The Flash" kind of turned me off to it. I mean, I shrugged off the bitching about Johns doing character humping in Gre...

A lot of those combos are fancy, but very much unnecessary, especially the ones that continue with him hitting someone with a sonic boom on the wakeup. I can guarantee you no one with more than two brain cells is just going to get up an let you hit them with a projectile without doing something ( wa...

I want some rematches, I was just getting warmed up and then you stopped responding. Anyway, you haven't really seen me at my best yet. My thumb is jacked up from playing so much yesterday. Don't worry I'll give you a better fight next time, and for the record that was the first time I had even pla...

Fuck Zangief. That asshole is broken as hell. The only way I was able to beat him while playing last night was with some old fashioned Sagat spamming. You're right Star, I got a little more used to the speed after some more experience, and learning some combos helped me get into the flow as well. I ...

Hm, okay, well thanks for your initial impressions Tempest. I can tell you know your way around fighting games, but I've already known that for a while. Anyway, I'm still really looking forward to the game, if not at least for the chance to play online against my friends. I'm going to do my best to...

I got a chance to play SFIV (Apparently although today is the release my Gamestop got them in early and they didn't have an actual street date, so my friends who work there just got their copies then and there) yesterday. Color me unimpressed. I knew going into this that I wasn't going to be the big...

No x-men? It gets kinda flaky. There was some stuff about it I liked, but the teen angst and after school show approach to some of the themes (drugs are bad m'kay?) gets irritating. I thought Ultimate Fantastic Four was pretty interesting, at least Millar and Carey's runs on it. Never, EVER, under ...

Buzkashi wrote:My penis is so grand , George Lucas based the asteroid worm monster from New Hope on it.

So it's non-existent?



[spoiler]"The worm" was in Empire[/spoiler]

Eldo wrote: Also, the last Final Crisis issue gave me a 'what the fuck' moment because I had no idea what the hell was going on. Same with Superman Beyond. Really, what is going on?

Grant Morrison is slowly and tenderly massaging your brain with LSD covered fingers.

Femto wrote:

Tempest wrote:if it used a little subtly in it's myriad of racial jokes.

I dare you to make less sense.

Ted Danson monkey clown pie.

Starnum wrote:

Tempest wrote:Hay guis wats goin on in dis thread?

Your avatar is a broken link, shameful.

Fixed. Fucking Photobucket.


And Boondocks would be about 100x better if it used a little subtly in it's myriad of racial jokes.

Hay guis wats goin on in dis thread?

On a less trollish note. Who else is pissed at Snyder for butchering the end of the movie. I keep hearing conflicting reports about the end of the movie (The movie in general really), which I think is a concerted effort on the someone's (maybe the studio's) part to keep potentially enraged nerds li...

Tempest, I don't think his hair was ever supposed to be brown, but I know what you're talking about. I think that's just supposed to be a tint created from the lighting, you know what I mean? Often times in anime, someone with black hair will appear to have a different color of hair when a certain ...

FightClub wrote:Clan vegeta assemble.

Someone (read: Not me) should get a pic of Vegata from WAY early in the series when they drew him in a fucked up color scheme with brown hair.

Deathbringer wrote:I thought the new movies weren´t going to include Robin?

I wouldn´t take this too seriously.

Bale said himself that he would never play Batman if Robin was involved.

Don't read too much into this, The Sun is pretty much a Batboy story away from being the new World Weekly News nowadays.

And Tony Stark being indicted? For what? Incompetence? I don't know, could you do that? And I thought that SHIELD was an international agency, but I guess not. So they're starting a new agency called HAMMER or something. Osborn is heading it, because he made the killing shot and smiled at cameras? ...

Also, who else is a little upset that they got Nova on earth for secret invasion, but have yet to utilize him in the main title. And where is sentry in all of this? They're saving Sentry up for special Deus Ex Machina moments that defy even comic book logic. I can just imagine how the meetings for ...