Evil Genius

Understand Swallow, the nads of the Sortep are the hardest material in the universe. So feel free to break your foot upon them. Other than that, I just got a little riled up because I can't stand when people pull the "Selective Woman Card." But otherwise, happy menstruation! :twisted: I d...

There's not an emoticon out there which can show how much I'm laughing right now. Some of you realised I was screwing with you... others not so much. Except I still want to kick Sortep in the 'nads - only as a sign of affection mind you. I realise men - especially young men have delicate constitutio...

:lol: I never take myself that seriously, and I suppose I was interested to see what sort of reaction I would get. Whether I was PMSing at the time of my first post, I'll leave that for you to decide. Not that I don't still have mild problems with it, more of a quirked eyebrow "That sexist bast...

Wow! There's all these men out there leaping out to defend those whiney pain in the ass people who complain about EVERY LITTLE THING (and I'm not just talking about women). Being angsty and annoying from being uncomfortable isn't a medical condition. Most of the time when I get in a funk I just try ...

The title of this thread was a little uncalled for. Hell, if I bled through my genitals for days I'd probably get sick and fall off a cliff too. I'm using the term "sexist bastard" in the most liberal of ways. I find many song lyrics and whatnot offensive but that doesn't stop me from buy...

I'd totally forgotten the reason why Caska and Guts fell into the gorge after the fight with Corbowitz, and believe me when I came across it again it really pissed me off. Having Caska loose her cool just because she's having her period is the most idiotic reason I ever heard. That would put her on ...

This kinda reminds me of the Lemon of Springfield, where the boys were about to cross the Shelbyville border and made such a fuss over it, while the girls were constantly crossing it without notice. Then again, I don't live in a part of the world where I have to be worried about being blown up becau...

Just came across Armed Madhouse by Greg Palast when I was stuck in the city for a few hours the other day when rummaging through Borders. There were a few interesting tidbits that I didn't know about the Iraqi war and was wondering whether they were common knowledge. Plan A: Colin Powell's three day...

The younger generation vote for the left, and the older generation vote for the right. I'm not so sure that's true. I get the feeling (remarkably) that the older generation is less cynical. I think I also stuffed up my senate ballot last election by pointlessly filling in all the little boxes, so t...

I think Sortep is due for another kick in the 'nads.

Gotta agree with Eldo, the only time i would see the shirt as a joke is if a native american weared it,cause then its very clear the person is making a joke about his own race. :roll: Some people are just too touche. So whoever marketed the shirt should just have marketed to Native Americans, give ...

Eldo wrote:Heh, I don't want to put one here, because I know I'll win.

Just for that I almost didn't vote for you. But I did.

Besides, popularity contests are fun.

So, Eldo FTW (well part of it anyway).

I'll kick you in the 'nads. You can guess what for.

Isn't that just any sort of older woman who happens to be a man-eater and wears a lot of gold bling?

But seriously going by this thread, men are just pigs. If I ever found out a boyfriend had been seeing a 16 year old before me, their ass would be so dumped. I feel old all of a sudden...

I can understand people drinking wine and champagne and other high class stuff. Can't exactly call wine and champers "high-class" buying a bottle of (releatively good) wine is a lot cheaper than getting a good bottle of vodka. Red wine is probably my drink of choice. Any sort of rice wine...

ShinigamiGuts wrote:And yes police trained dogs are considered peace officers, they recieve their own badge and graduate like a regular police officer.

Wow! That means Inspector Rex was for real.

But they kept coming more and more and I got numb and angry inwards like the Santa in Bad Santa, was tempted to make it a really scary holiday as it made out it to be for them. Next time buy white candies like Minties and lace them with powdered laxatives. According to one of my former high-school ...

Yeah, how can you love Indian casinos when they jipped that poor guy who thought he won millions on the pokies and then found out it had a $10,000 limit?

36%. The test for women anyway seemed kind of aimless. I don't see how knowing how to change oil makes you more or less gay.

It's just a whole conspiracy by the candy company to sell more candy. Just like how department stores invented Christmas, and drunken cultists invented Jesus. They probably made this whole background story up, zomg! I'm onto them. I love candy, and I like getting presents. It doesn't really matter ...

North Korea's claim to have successfully detonated a nuclear bomb on 9 October sent shock waves around the world. But as scientists pore over the blast's data looking for important clues about the North's nuclear programme, one question remains unanswered - was the explosion in fact a failure, or e...

A Saying in Tokyo : Two men is two wallets and four kidney. haha Funny shit. And I'm pretty sure Eldo can amuse himself perfectly fine with some magazines, PhotoShop and couple of pictures of midgets without anyone needing to start up any sort of blog... unless he wants to use said pictures to star...

I won't get my hopes up too much. Ever since Sin City...

Rodriguez and Tarantino have lost the plot lately.

I wasn't specifically thinking of Pokemon (I learned english with that cartoon, so don't talk smack about it, damnit!) I can just imagine a younger version of that av, running around in that costume going "Got to catch 'em all! Got to catch 'em all!" :lol: Seriously, I would prefer talkin...

Yeah, I agree. I think I missed that whole Angrim thing by a couple of hours. It's hard pretending to work for 8 hours at a time - at least keeping them around would mean something (half) interesting to keep us (me) amused.