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by masterei
Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:50 am
Forum: Off The Wall
Topic: Ban Masterai
Replies: 80
Views: 9885

what should be done? I think you should apply a lead pellet to your brain with lethal force, with the aid of, say, a handgun. Only a very very Faithful priest can do that(properly, anyone can actually shoot me, but I'll probably go on living my dream life), and he's going to need a god-devil-killer...
by masterei
Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:21 am
Forum: Off The Wall
Topic: Ban Masterai
Replies: 80
Views: 9885

There's classy bullshitting, and then there is bull shit . Sometimes it is better to keep your mouth shut than to open it and spread the stench of fresh dung. Sometimes that is just what is needed. Can a single prayer do anything at all? You could at least try to be genuinely funny. I'm funny in my...
by masterei
Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:10 am
Forum: Off The Wall
Topic: Ban Masterai
Replies: 80
Views: 9885

Though I hate losing in debates, I'd rather have a graceful defeat... for that would be victory in my eyes. There's classy bullshitting, and then there is bull shit . Sometimes it is better to keep your mouth shut than to open it and spread the stench of fresh dung. Sometimes that is just what is n...
by masterei
Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:59 pm
Forum: Off The Wall
Topic: Ban Masterai
Replies: 80
Views: 9885

Masterei's most active topic is "Ban Masterai" :lol: Yes I do have to play devil's advocate from time to time. Now I'll want to elaborate more on my answer, as someone familiar with self-fulfilling prophecies. If I told you 2008 was going to be that date.... would you rather 2007 not end ...
by masterei
Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:09 pm
Forum: Off The Wall
Topic: Ban Masterai
Replies: 80
Views: 9885

I've the source in my hands, the laws in my mind, and very convincing arguments and powerful friends in high places Fair enough: What source? What laws in your mind? What arguments? What powerful friends in high places? Make my day, I'm almost at 4000 posts. 8) That from the greatest programer I've...
by masterei
Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:29 pm
Forum: Off The Wall
Topic: Ban Masterai
Replies: 80
Views: 9885

the problem is that masterei is wrong, but doesn't know it. You can't convince a true believer. Can't I? I've the source in my hands, the laws in my mind, and very convincing arguments and powerful friends in high places. Will thou refuse my brand, you know you want it. For with it comes all my ble...
by masterei
Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:08 pm
Forum: Off The Wall
Topic: Anna Nicole Smith Pronounced Dead
Replies: 26
Views: 3728

I think we should respect and honor the dead.... lest their wrath fall upon us. Not really, but please if you ain't got nothing nice to say, silence is golden. I hope she's alive and it was all witness protection or one big stunt on her part. If she indeed has died, most likely, then I hope she's wh...
by masterei
Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:01 pm
Forum: Berserk
Topic: Most disturbing image(s) in Berserk (or other manga)
Replies: 228
Views: 93375

Manson used to direct orgies between his followers and himself sometimes. he even felated his own infant sun once...I think Masterei might be the next Manson (the murderer not the singer) If my songs could kill that is!(yes, that can actually happen. Thankfully it is only POOR souls that die that w...
by masterei
Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:02 pm
Forum: Off The Wall
Topic: Ban Masterai
Replies: 80
Views: 9885

Those guys must be spinning in their graves right now.... Indeed, if they spin fast enough they may come above ground all their own. Who knew!??! The dead can actually come back to live(that is come back to live with us, being alive, life...) all of their own accord, and not as zombies(those cheap ...
by masterei
Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:20 pm
Forum: Off The Wall
Topic: Ban Masterai
Replies: 80
Views: 9885

Finito wrote:Or could be on the contrary, your ideas are just too stupid and retarded for this time.
Someone, somewhere, somehow likes this stuff. That's enough audience for me. So I'll behave nicely from now on.(*note: ONLY while I get up to date on modern uber hacker schemes...)
by masterei
Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:58 am
Forum: Off The Wall
Topic: Ban Masterai
Replies: 80
Views: 9885

Maybe he doesnt care about reality as dumb as he is. This goes both ways, but if you a mentally retarded in some way then your understanding of reality will be different. Just watch Forest Gump as an example, the world is different to people so I would expect crazies to rant and rave. I voted no to...
by masterei
Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:47 am
Forum: Off The Wall
Topic: Ban Masterai
Replies: 80
Views: 9885

who cares if i get his name wrong. it's not like I'm some noob calling psi psy. EDIT: and I wonder what masterei would recommend doing if it's not just the mods who are against you...leave? Would you rather dine at the festival or be the main dish? I wonder I'd rather not even go, what do you think...
by masterei
Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:15 am
Forum: Off The Wall
Topic: Ban Masterai
Replies: 80
Views: 9885

who cares if i get his name wrong. it's not like I'm some noob calling psi psy. EDIT: and I wonder what masterei would recommend doing if it's not just the mods who are against you...leave? Would you rather dine at the festival or be the main dish? I wonder I'd rather not even go, what do you think...
by masterei
Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:06 am
Forum: Berserk
Topic: Censorship at it's finest
Replies: 82
Views: 25482

I found berserk in a books a million near me but it wasnt in the manga section just in the romance novel section weird That's... really surprising. I'm trying to picture this series as a romance story... and failing miserably. I just can't see it, no matter how hard I try. Oh, come on its more than...
by masterei
Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:55 am
Forum: Off The Wall
Topic: Fighting fire with fire... a guide to stopping mod abuse
Replies: 54
Views: 7094

fucking incomprehensible shit I gave this post an honest chance, but I'll be damned if all I got in return wasn't a big hearty "fuck you". I got through two paragraphs, then I felt fragments of my sanity leaving me as I uttered a soul-rending scream. Shut the fuck up forever. PLEASE There...
by masterei
Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:55 pm
Forum: Off The Wall
Topic: Fighting fire with fire... a guide to stopping mod abuse
Replies: 54
Views: 7094

If you're going to fuck a corpse, don't do it in California. Apparently, it's illegal there. Actually, I can't think of anywhere that's legal. I'd hate for you to get arrested so you don't have the time to type on your blog, to vent out your insane crap. The law's a funny thing, ain't it. It seems ...
by masterei
Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:42 pm
Forum: Berserk
Topic: Berserk Stupid theories
Replies: 2336
Views: 469325

To all you haterz be aware I too've found it, and I'm not gonna use it. I want your help, but it must be sincere not because I've found it. Give me my bloodied up treasure after you've done with it, it's sacred, and you must remember the covenant, the sacred promise, this sacred vessel of anima mus...
by masterei
Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:39 pm
Forum: Berserk
Topic: Most disturbing image(s) in Berserk (or other manga)
Replies: 228
Views: 93375

I think there's lots of stuff on berserk that's disturbing... most disturbing of all would be someone sick enough to use a computer with the latest photo-realistic graphics to do a lifelife indistinguishable from real life cg- reality hybrid with all my fav. actors... I'm spreading the word and brea...
by masterei
Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:29 pm
Forum: Off The Wall
Topic: Fighting fire with fire... a guide to stopping mod abuse
Replies: 54
Views: 7094

an imaginary girl or boy so as to claim mental insanity, with lucid dreams? Catching shit like this while skimming masterei's posts is the reason why I don't actually read his posts. I finally figured it out, since I'm so lazy and harmless, and weak... Someone or no one, maybe you all should send m...
by masterei
Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:48 am
Forum: Off The Wall
Topic: Fighting fire with fire... a guide to stopping mod abuse
Replies: 54
Views: 7094

Masterei, What's the adress for your sect's website ? Can we get christmas cards with Fuji's signature and a sexy photo if we join ? It's not my site, but I've been told I can speak freely over at evilbore, of course gaiaonline is also another one of the boards I frequent(under different names.), a...
by masterei
Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:55 am
Forum: Off The Wall
Topic: Fighting fire with fire... a guide to stopping mod abuse
Replies: 54
Views: 7094

Re: Fighting fire with fire... a guide to stopping mod abuse

On topic Come on guys, there's this girl that thinks she's I dunoh. MAybe she's just toying with me, playing those sick pseudo-massochistic mind games I like so much. I won't let her win still, I'm gonna show her I can beat her at this stuff too.... or maybe I've fallen into her trap all along? How...
by masterei
Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:39 am
Forum: Berserk
Topic: Berserk Stupid theories
Replies: 2336
Views: 469325

To all you haterz be aware I too've found it, and I'm not gonna use it. I want your help, but it must be sincere not because I've found it. Give me my bloodied up treasure after you've done with it, it's sacred, and you must remember the covenant, the sacred promise, this sacred vessel of anima must...
by masterei
Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:19 am
Forum: Off The Wall
Topic: The Last Question, a short story by Isaac Asimov
Replies: 10
Views: 1289

masterei is a big blubbering vagina... this has nothing to do with this topic, but it's ALWAYS pertinent :twisted: I hope I ain't the vagina, that's supposed to be on the girl, and I want to be the boy this time. I ain't being tricked into that possitiion ever again... ok, I'll do it, but I've to g...
by masterei
Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:47 am
Forum: Off The Wall
Topic: The Last Question, a short story by Isaac Asimov
Replies: 10
Views: 1289

In a finite universe the energy cannot become zero, in fact, no energy is ever lost. In an infinite universe, well.... it will become near zero, asymtotically, but the total amount of energy will never be reduced. However, even an infinite universe could self-reverse the process of expanding by its...
by masterei
Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:35 am
Forum: Berserk
Topic: Berserk Stupid theories
Replies: 2336
Views: 469325

I don't see why we have to settle with one perspective, relativity tells us... it's all relative. The human, angel, devil, superhuman are all aspects of the same beings, the potential of a race descended from the divine idea realized. After all who could argue agaisnt the power of idea? Like a blade...